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Mascara
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Cute Joke
A very cute joke my 5 year old neice told me today ...
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
Probably cuter when she tells it, but it made me s...More...
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posted Feb 19, 2008 7:46AM
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straightup_9
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Spelling Lesson....
An attractive young lady (need I mention her hair color?) was pushing her cart slowly through a Winn-Dixie.......
Upon arriving in the produce department, she looked around, then approached a clerk...More...
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posted Feb 15, 2008 2:59PM
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straightup_9
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Discounts......(joke)
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the Univer...More...
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posted Feb 15, 2008 2:16PM
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hawktaylins
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Three Husbands - Joke
(I'll change the story a little bit, concidering the holiday)
A doctor, lawyer, and biker walk into a bar, and all sit together at a table. Doctor orders a dry grey goose martini, shaken not stirr...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2008 7:14PM
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dragonsflame61
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Two Old Men......
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
> AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
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> AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO O...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2008 11:22AM
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straightup_9
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Death and Sex....
This was partly inspired by Dayna, and her "Fuck of Death".....She got me thinking along these lines....then the dark side took over... 
MORAL ISSUES...We all know that SOME of our morals sli...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 4:43PM
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Lisa46
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The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh!!?
On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM
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slohand_47
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Buying a horse
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
Sam asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, t...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 10:54AM
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sugarnspice005
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Good ole Ohio.
I got this in an email from a friend....enjoy. 
Speeding in Ohio :
1) Good:
A Fremont , OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many...More...
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posted Feb 12, 2008 7:22PM
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dragonsflame61
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Snoring Dog
A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will sto...More...
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posted Feb 10, 2008 7:19PM
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straightup_9
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The Headache.........
Joe_Bob had a terrible headache.....after taking everything he could find "across the counter" with no relief, he finally went to the doctor...
After a complete examination, the doctor prescribed s...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2008 6:09PM
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straightup_9
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Pregnant Turkey?......
This was sent to me by a friend..... 
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tri...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2008 5:56PM
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dragonsflame61
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A joke
>>>>> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
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>>>>> Nurses were in her room giving her a bath. One of them was washing
>> her
>>>>> private parts and noticed that there was...More...
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posted Feb 6, 2008 3:04PM
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straightup_9
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Pure Pleasure......
It started to swell......
I quickly stood up and dropped my jeans....
Yep...it was definitely swelling...
I began a slow, methodical massage .......
mmmmmmm....mmmmmmm....yessssss....
I...More...
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posted Feb 5, 2008 3:40PM
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straightup_9
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Understanding Women
I am the first to admit I do not understand women.....
I met someone last week.... 
She said it would take 10 inches to satisfy her... 
I went over to her place.....  ...More...
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posted Feb 5, 2008 2:25PM
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FUNGUY007
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Girls Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a ...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2008 10:57PM
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