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Thought for the day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or hump it.

Piss on it and walk away.

6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2008 5:25PM


Geeeezzz! I', really starting to feel like a mushroom here..I am kept in the dark and fed a lot of shit Here I'm gone for a week, and so much seems to have happen while I was gone, peopl...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2008 8:04PM


True or not, It's still funny.

Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2008 1:03PM


It's All In The Name
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "W...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2008 3:03AM


don't mess w/ her.....

Just had to share this.. laughed so hard after reading it.....
From: Never mess with a senior citizen. They earn the right to be truthful and not care.

Lawyers should neve...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2008 11:52PM


What Religion is Your Bra?
> > A man walked into the ladies department of a
> Macy's and shyly walked
> up to
> the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to
> buy a bra for my
> wife."
> > "What type of bra?"...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2008 11:02AM


Two Funnies...
Got these in email today...ones a scammer email (not from here) with my reply...the other a joke


I am Sister Juanita Michael from Bahr...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 26, 2008 9:10PM


In a college class room, a professor was having a discussion with his class about sperm, when he had mentioned that a mans sperm naturally contained a high level of glucose. With that being sa...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2008 12:06AM


Making a Baby

>There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
>surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was t...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2008 12:05PM


Curtain Rods ---- Priceless!

>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
>On the third day, she sat down ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2008 11:47AM


Married 44 years
> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and

> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2008 9:52AM


Advise for the younger men
This is some advise my Dad passed down to me when I was about to get married the first time.

1. When you first get married you are afraid if you fuck too much you will wear out the pussy. What you ...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 23, 2008 4:57PM


"Cats that stutter"
A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she vol...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2008 11:41PM


Putting Your Affairs In Order
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed...More...
9 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2008 8:34PM


Gifts from God *joke*
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before
the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded,...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2008 12:49PM


After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love.

Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you?" ...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2008 9:35AM


Daddy in Charge

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge.
I was maybe 1 and a half years old. Someone had
given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one
of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the ...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Feb 20, 2008 9:25AM


Bathroom ettiquette

Bathroom Etiquette

In the men's room, an accountant, a lawyer and a farmer were standing
by side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2008 3:08PM


Cute Joke
A very cute joke my 5 year old neice told me today ...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!

Probably cuter when she tells it, but it made me s...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 19, 2008 7:46AM


Spelling Lesson....
An attractive young lady (need I mention her hair color?) was pushing her cart slowly through a Winn-Dixie.......

Upon arriving in the produce department, she looked around, then approached a clerk...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2008 2:59PM

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