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hog77297

Bikers Brain
Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't ge...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2011 2:36PM

shyguy140

GOOD OLD BOYS
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2011 9:02AM

shyguy140

DOCTOR TALK
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your sto...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2011 12:28PM

shyguy140

BUS TOUR
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. S...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2011 7:50AM

shyguy140

FARMER LOGIC
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a f...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2011 11:13PM

shyguy140

WHO IS IN CHARGE/
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me noth...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2011 2:46PM

shyguy140

A VISIT TO THE RABBI
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, ver...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 25, 2011 7:46AM

shyguy140

SENIOR MOMENT AT CHURCH
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2011 9:35PM

hog77297

Fishing
Husband & wife were watching tv. He kept switching the channel between the porn channel & the fishing channel. Annoyed, wife tells him "Leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish."

8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2011 11:32AM

Lisa46

Tom's Surgery
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
>express praise for answered prayers.
>Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
>praise. Two months ago, my husba...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2011 11:57AM

pinklipstick2

adam
This pretty blonde was invited to a costume party .When she rang the doobell the host answer ;HE looked shocked he said its a costume party your in the nude. "I am in a costume " she replied. What ar...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2011 7:51PM

hog77297

Drafted


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2011 11:16PM

straightup_9

Senior Sex Problem?
Thought I'd pop in for a quickie....Standard repost disclaimer...blah, blah, blah......Enjoy!!

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2011 10:12AM

shyguy140

COULD OF BEEN WORSE
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to deat...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 22, 2011 11:43AM

shyguy140

ELK SEX
Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 16, 2011 11:14PM

shyguy140

THE PREGNANT BRUNETTE
The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

"Why are...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2011 11:40AM

DangerousCurves999

The New Priest
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2011 10:52PM

shyguy140

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon

As...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2011 10:15AM

shyguy140

SOUTHERN HUMOR
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2011 12:52PM

RevDocLove

Good Ol' Days
I hate all this terrorist business

What happened to the good old days when you could look at an unattended bag
on a train or bus and think to yourself... I’m going to take that.
...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 30, 2011 8:12AM

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