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shyguy140
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BUS TOUR
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. S...More...
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posted Sep 28, 2011 7:50AM
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shyguy140
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FARMER LOGIC
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a f...More...
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posted Sep 27, 2011 11:13PM
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shyguy140
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WHO IS IN CHARGE/
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me noth...More...
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posted Aug 26, 2011 2:46PM
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shyguy140
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A VISIT TO THE RABBI
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, ver...More...
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posted Aug 25, 2011 7:46AM
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shyguy140
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SENIOR MOMENT AT CHURCH
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car ...More...
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posted Aug 24, 2011 9:35PM
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hog77297
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Fishing
Husband & wife were watching tv. He kept switching the channel between the porn channel & the fishing channel. Annoyed, wife tells him "Leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish."
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posted Jul 26, 2011 11:32AM
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Lisa46
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Tom's Surgery
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
>express praise for answered prayers.
>Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
>praise. Two months ago, my husba...More...
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posted Jul 18, 2011 11:57AM
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pinklipstick2
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adam
This pretty blonde was invited to a costume party .When she rang the doobell the host answer ;HE looked shocked he said its a costume party your in the nude. "I am in a costume " she replied. What ar...More...
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posted Jul 14, 2011 7:51PM
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hog77297
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Drafted
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
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posted Jul 4, 2011 11:16PM
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TastyCupcake
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About "The Husband"
"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." Helen Rowland
"My husband said he needed more...More...
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posted Jun 30, 2011 12:44AM
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straightup_9
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Senior Sex Problem?
Thought I'd pop in for a quickie....Standard repost disclaimer...blah, blah, blah......Enjoy!!
After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you...More...
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posted Jun 25, 2011 10:12AM
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shyguy140
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COULD OF BEEN WORSE
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to deat...More...
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posted Jun 22, 2011 11:43AM
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shyguy140
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ELK SEX
Two rednecks are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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posted Jun 16, 2011 11:14PM
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shyguy140
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THE PREGNANT BRUNETTE
The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.
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posted Jun 15, 2011 11:40AM
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DangerousCurves999
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The New Priest
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit...More...
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posted Jun 9, 2011 10:52PM
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shyguy140
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
A 1 lb package of bacon
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posted Jun 6, 2011 10:15AM
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shyguy140
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SOUTHERN HUMOR
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
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posted Jun 1, 2011 12:52PM
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RevDocLove
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Good Ol' Days
I hate all this terrorist business 
What happened to the good old days when you could look at an unattended bag
on a train or bus and think to yourself... I’m going to take that. ...More...
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posted May 30, 2011 8:12AM
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shyguy140
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SELL MY STUFF
One lazy Sunday morning an old couple were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when he said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
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posted May 25, 2011 12:42PM
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