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shyguy140

GUTS OR BALLS?
Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2011 12:10PM

shyguy140

CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he mad...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Dec 12, 2011 8:26AM

cottoncandydragon

Too true!
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!


4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 5, 2011 9:30PM

shyguy140

THE VIBRATOR
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 1, 2011 9:21PM

hog77297

The frog
A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 30, 2011 2:12AM

shyguy140

WHAT IS COURTING?
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2011 3:50PM

xquseme

Wanna Sell Some Shoes?!?
One day a rich, pampered woman decides that she needs a new pair of shoes. Setting
her martini glass on the bar, she rushes out to her Porsche, hops in and drives off,
not realizing that she'd for...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 16, 2011 10:15PM

shyguy140

Shoe Sales Man
There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2011 1:09PM

shyguy140

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

Th...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2011 12:00PM

hog77297

Bikers Brain
Was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"
Thinking back, I really should have ran - but you don't ge...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2011 2:36PM

shyguy140

GOOD OLD BOYS
A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north....More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2011 9:02AM

shyguy140

DOCTOR TALK
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your sto...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2011 12:28PM

shyguy140

BUS TOUR
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. S...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2011 7:50AM

shyguy140

FARMER LOGIC
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease arranged for an interview with a f...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2011 11:13PM

shyguy140

WHO IS IN CHARGE/
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me noth...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2011 2:46PM

shyguy140

A VISIT TO THE RABBI
A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'
The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, ver...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 25, 2011 7:46AM

shyguy140

SENIOR MOMENT AT CHURCH
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2011 9:35PM

hog77297

Fishing
Husband & wife were watching tv. He kept switching the channel between the porn channel & the fishing channel. Annoyed, wife tells him "Leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish."

8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2011 11:32AM

Lisa46

Tom's Surgery
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
>express praise for answered prayers.
>Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
>praise. Two months ago, my husba...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 18, 2011 11:57AM

StraddleMyNose

Florida court sets atheist holy day

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and ...Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2011 8:37PM

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