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DesertSmile

Southern Thinking
I am not from the South but I still thought these were cute.
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Georgia :

The owner of a golf course was confused about payin...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 10, 2008 12:10PM

Sunshine79

Best Joke In New Zealand!!
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll fin...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 6:43PM

straightup_9

One more Oldie, but Quickie......
REPOST DISCLAIMER: Yadda, yadda, yadda....Blah, blah, blah.......

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods, on her way to Grannie's when she was accousted by the "BIG BAD WOLF"...

"R...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 5:41PM

straightup_9

Sent by a Friend...Oldie, but Goodie....the joke is too......
An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
married. Before the wedding, they went out...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 9, 2008 9:11AM

slohand_47

Remember when insults had class?
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle finge...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 8, 2008 11:15AM

straightup_9

Interesting.............??
OK...I did a toungue-in-cheek blog about the number of women on this site.....And then it dawned on me that it may be fun to do a numbers comparison regarding different preferences....like men seeking...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 5:44PM

straightup_9

And The Truth Shall.............??
Once upon a time, in my younger Hell raising days, I entered a night club (in Mobile, Ala., of all places) and after ordering my Scotch at the bar, I said to the bartender:

" I'm looking for the b...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2008 4:06PM

straightup_9

Do ya really wanna know?....Do ya REALLY?.....
Ever wonder why you can't meet any Beautiful, Sex-starved women on this site?

Can you handle the math ?

There are EXACTLY 1008 female members of this site.....Don't believe me?...Do a search and...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 5, 2008 2:45PM

sugarnspice005

Sunday chuckle
Yes, it's from an email sent to me.
Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


W...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 4, 2008 6:42PM

straightup_9

Another Question.....??...
Just curious regarding your OPINION..........I know there is no "Set-in-Stone" answer:

Wouldn't masturbating (for a man) be considered a form of "Fisting"?

Just trying to update ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 4, 2008 10:59AM

swyeter

Men's Restroom Mural....
This was sent to me by a friend who is also an AMD member, her and one more will make two of those now (friends that is) , and asked if I would post it because you have to...More...
16 comments | 6 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 7:49PM

straightup_9

Sex.....and Gay Men
Ever have one of those thoughts that pop into your head ...and you can't get rid of it til you tell sombody?

Well, here is mine for the day.....

Gay Men must have an absolutely BORING sex life.....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2008 1:41PM

straightup_9

Sammy and the Chickens....
Another one for your weekend...ENJOY.....

You're late again,' the third-grade teacher said to
little Sammy.
"It ain't my fault,' Miss Crabtree. 'You can blame
this on my Daddy. The re...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:44PM

straightup_9

Grandpa, and the Grocery Store.......
Insert repost disclaimer here....I'm still too lazy...

An old man was grocery shopping with his grandson. The toddler
was crying and at times screaming at the top of his...More...
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 3:03PM

DangerousCurves999

COURT CASE JOKE
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to an...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 2, 2008 11:49AM

PleasureAwaits

For those who don't know....
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

A...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 30, 2008 9:18PM

straightup_9

Advice for Men....pay attention, Guys...
As I believe in leading by example, I'm passing this along to you men out there...Hopefully, if you follow this example, your relationship with your SO will greatly increase.

It is important for me...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:42PM

straightup_9

Pun Time...Ok, ok, Pun "Wannabes"...but I giggled......
No disclaimer this time....getting to be too much typing......

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of I...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:21PM

straightup_9

Speaking of Women........
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT :

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not ...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 4:13PM

straightup_9

OK, OK, OK......One More...
Again....may have been posted before....

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a partyand invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, t...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2008 3:53PM

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