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Sunshine79

Funny Fishing Trip.....LOL
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman
And an elderly lady struck up a conversation and
discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 24, 2008 9:48AM

Sunshine79

BEST ANSWER EVER!!!
A man comes home to his wife after work and says to her:
"Honey, give me some news that is going to make me both angry and happy at the same time...."

His wife t...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 23, 2008 2:39PM

streets

I was gonna ask how my date was last nite ??,,,,,,,,
But I had to remove the duct tape around her mouth ......LOL ...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2008 2:37AM

DesertSmile

This could only happen to me.
I Am So Dizzy !!!!
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 17, 2008 10:12PM

streets

If you were a dog ??and could lick yourself ,,,????
This site would be vacant !!! LOL ,,I know at some point in life we all tried , LOL
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2008 2:14AM

devil_is_in

Convict On The Loose (JOKE)
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the b...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2008 1:31AM

straightup_9

A Friend in Need..........
This is an old, old one.....so stop me if you've heard it.....

A man was walking down the street, rather fast, as he was already late for an appointment.

As he rounded a corner of a build...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 6, 2008 1:18PM

DangerousCurves999

Out of the mouths of babes....
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders.
...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 5, 2008 2:53PM

LilGriz

Free Gas (Redneck Joke)
Hopefully y'all haven't seen this one yet, but cosidering the price of gas lately, I just couldn't resist. I'm not referring to Straddles type of gas mentioned earlier.

A gas station ow...More...
12 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2008 5:38PM

DangerousCurves999

Dildo Farming
A farmer on the South Island of New Zealand made history by planting his land in dildo's. Only thing is, he now has a problem with squatters.
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 31, 2008 7:17PM

Lisa46

the nickels
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realiz...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2008 2:21PM

Wordsofwit

Bush Whacking - Jokes
Breakfast at the Whitehouse

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl o...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 29, 2008 10:14AM

straightup_9

Yep...Itsa cut-n-paste.....
Standard disclaimer applies.............................................................

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
the wife promptly hacked her first shot...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 4:57PM

straightup_9

Hattie and Lyza......
One day, Hattie and Lyza were sitting on their front porch, shelling peas.....

Lyza:..."Hattie, whut dat youse call a man whut goes down on a man?"

Hattie:..."Lyza, you calls him a Kwe-ur."

...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 3:50PM

themama

Joke.. Men don't listen....LOL
I just got this from a friend of mine.. I just had to share.
In a Chicago hospital,
a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
always been occupi...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 28, 2008 12:57PM

DangerousCurves999

The Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 22, 2008 12:03AM

straightup_9

Some "Strange and Weird" stuff.........

WARNING!!!...STANDARD RE-POST DISCLAIMER APPLIES....

<>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but <>the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male an...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2008 5:39PM

Lisa46

The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high,
you might want to consider this...A husband and wife are traveling
by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on th...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 1:58PM

sugarnspice005

Embarrasing medical exams
Yeah yeah....another email sent from my sister and I want to share. I got a chuckle out of these.
EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My w...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 12, 2008 6:35PM

straightup_9

Thought this was funny.....sooooooo.......
Sent to me by a friend....enjoy....standard repost disclaimer applies.....

> A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
> after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 12, 2008 12:46PM

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