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devil_is_in

Real advertisements (JOKE)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive resta...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 10:55PM

sugarnspice005

The Girlfriend
A man and his girlfriend were snuggling after an afternoon of hot sex. His girlfriend was lovingly stroking his cock. The whole time they have been together, she has always done this.

Boyfriend...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 7:35PM

justpassinthru

CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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M...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 16, 2008 7:00PM

Sunshine79

Little Old Lady In A Sex Shop...LMAO!
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Ob...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2008 9:04PM

the_Donald_2

My first Blog - The Executive Decision
An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were b...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2008 3:40PM

casuallylooking

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they went..

Yea, I know thrid blog today.. Hey, I don't feel like going to bed all by myself and had to have something to occupy my time while I'm still awake.
Snow White was busy packing a...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2008 1:29AM

Lisa46

The Italian Lover
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
Gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
Bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
Spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 9:22PM

Wordsofwit

I think it is sort of an Al Gore joke, very clever
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing w...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2008 3:20PM

Sunshine79

10 Year Old Blues
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, t...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2008 9:35PM

Sunshine79

3 Simple Words
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that t...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 7, 2008 5:32PM

Sunshine79

Have you heard???
Have you heard about corduroy pillows????

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13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 3, 2008 9:25AM

swyeter

~ Who Says Blondes Are Dumb ~
Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up when a blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpol...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | posted Jul 3, 2008 12:31AM

straightup_9

All Right!!!...Who's In Charge Here???
A point that has long been in contention.....WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE?

Is it men?......Is it Women?......

It could be Men, after all, we rule the country, hold all the "elite" positions in Indust...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 2, 2008 3:02AM

Wordsofwit

Animal Jokes
Some of these may be new to you. I can say that I have not seen hardly any of these on this site in the last six months.

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2008 10:24AM

devil_is_in

You must read this, true or false? lol ( JOKE )
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The boun...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 26, 2008 9:27PM

devil_is_in

(JOKE) truly funny
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel....More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 26, 2008 8:25PM

devil_is_in

Discussing the tax rates (JOKE) really funny
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get re...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2008 7:09PM

straightup_9

A Rose By Any Other Name...???
Two Brothers were walking through the woods, when, suddenly, one of them began having severe cramps........

"Man, I gotta take a crap" He said.

"Well, go over there behind that bush and take one...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 24, 2008 1:47PM

Sunshine79

Funny Fishing Trip.....LOL
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman
And an elderly lady struck up a conversation and
discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 24, 2008 9:48AM

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