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onehornytoad69
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A New to Me Joke!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
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posted Jul 31, 2008 12:21PM
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the_Donald_2
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A new Sunburn Treatment
This sounds like a good procedure to relieve the pain.
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.
He went to the hospital, and ...More...
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posted Jul 30, 2008 10:52PM
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oralcrazy
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One for the Ladies
Why do most men like women with big tits and a tight pussy?
Because most men have a big mouth and a little dick ...
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posted Jul 30, 2008 8:30AM
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the_Donald_2
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Martha
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in
bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
T...More...
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posted Jul 29, 2008 5:43PM
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the_Donald_2
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Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2008 4:22AM
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mikatl21
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Damn ham
A man's wife tells him to go buy ham. So when he gets there he asks the butcher for some ham. the butcher says "we have a special on this damn ham" The man looks at him in disgust and says "dont curse...More...
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posted Jul 23, 2008 2:26AM
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the_Donald_2
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The Substitute Teacher
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the f...More...
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posted Jul 21, 2008 9:21PM
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devil_is_in
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Real advertisements (JOKE)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive resta...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2008 10:55PM
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sugarnspice005
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The Girlfriend
A man and his girlfriend were snuggling after an afternoon of hot sex. His girlfriend was lovingly stroking his cock. The whole time they have been together, she has always done this.
Boyfriend...More...
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posted Jul 17, 2008 7:35PM
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justpassinthru
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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posted Jul 16, 2008 7:00PM
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Lisa46
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The Italian Lover
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
Gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
Bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
Spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to ...More...
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posted Jul 11, 2008 9:22PM
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Sunshine79
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10 Year Old Blues
 A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' 
Confused, t...More...
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posted Jul 9, 2008 9:35PM
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Sunshine79
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3 Simple Words
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that t...More...
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posted Jul 7, 2008 5:32PM
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