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One for the Ladies
Why do most men like women with big tits and a tight pussy?
Because most men have a big mouth and a little dick ...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 30, 2008 8:30AM


The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in
bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 29, 2008 5:43PM


Rice served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem
Consort Rice will go from W to Z Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the U.S. Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice ha...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2008 2:22AM


Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him,...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2008 4:22AM


Damn ham
A man's wife tells him to go buy ham. So when he gets there he asks the butcher for some ham. the butcher says "we have a special on this damn ham" The man looks at him in disgust and says "dont curse...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jul 23, 2008 2:26AM


The Substitute Teacher
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the f...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 21, 2008 9:21PM


Real advertisements (JOKE)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive resta...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 10:55PM


The Girlfriend
A man and his girlfriend were snuggling after an afternoon of hot sex. His girlfriend was lovingly stroking his cock. The whole time they have been together, she has always done this.

11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2008 7:35PM


Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.


Man who run in front of car get tired.


Man who run behind car get exhausted.


5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 16, 2008 7:00PM


Little Old Lady In A Sex Shop...LMAO!
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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Ob...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2008 9:04PM


My first Blog - The Executive Decision
An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were b...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2008 3:40PM


Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they went..

Yea, I know thrid blog today.. Hey, I don't feel like going to bed all by myself and had to have something to occupy my time while I'm still awake.
Snow White was busy packing a...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2008 1:29AM


The Italian Lover
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
Gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
Bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
Spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 9:22PM


I think it is sort of an Al Gore joke, very clever
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing w...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2008 3:20PM


10 Year Old Blues
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, t...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2008 9:35PM


3 Simple Words
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that t...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 7, 2008 5:32PM


Have you heard???
Have you heard about corduroy pillows????

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13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 3, 2008 9:25AM


~ Who Says Blondes Are Dumb ~
Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up when a blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpol...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | posted Jul 3, 2008 12:31AM


All Right!!!...Who's In Charge Here???
A point that has long been in contention.....WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE?

Is it men?......Is it Women?......

It could be Men, after all, we rule the country, hold all the "elite" positions in Indust...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 2, 2008 3:02AM


Animal Jokes
Some of these may be new to you. I can say that I have not seen hardly any of these on this site in the last six months.

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2008 10:24AM

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