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onehornytoad69

Political Correctness....JOKE



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to us as...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2008 9:30AM

swyeter

Must Have Been Someone on AMD
A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2008 12:02AM

onehornytoad69

Hangovers (New to Me)
Five Levels of Hangovers
One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function
relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
cokes and stil...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 10, 2008 2:22PM

onehornytoad69

Warning!!! Fwd:
Subject:: WARNING!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically....More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 8, 2008 12:38PM

onehornytoad69

New to me Joke #3, haha funny..
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorr...More...
8 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 8, 2008 1:49AM

the_Donald_2

New Cell Phone Risks cause Panic among Assholes
Douchebags Consider Switching to Land Lines

A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, pro...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 5, 2008 8:53PM

cottoncandydragon

3 daughters
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postc...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 5, 2008 4:49PM

the_Donald_2

Condoms in Isle 12
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2008 5:25AM

onehornytoad69

New to me, Joke #2

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter....

"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2008 1:55PM

Wordsofwit

The Blonde on the Ranch (Blondes' Revenge) - Joke
A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows tod...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2008 1:34PM

the_Donald_2

Little Johnny
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2008 2:55AM

straightup_9

Ponderances and Truisms.......
I have gotten totally remiss in my blogging efforts as of late, both reading and posting.
Blame it all on the economy.....My new company has started up gang-busters, thereby depriving me of quite a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 1, 2008 10:58AM

the_Donald_2

Eve's Side of the Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2008 5:50PM

onehornytoad69

A New to Me Joke!
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2008 12:21PM

the_Donald_2

A new Sunburn Treatment
This sounds like a good procedure to relieve the pain.

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible
sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to the hospital, and ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 30, 2008 10:52PM

oralcrazy

One for the Ladies
Why do most men like women with big tits and a tight pussy?
Because most men have a big mouth and a little dick ...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 30, 2008 8:30AM

the_Donald_2

Martha
The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she
gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in
bed and putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.
T...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 29, 2008 5:43PM

the_Donald_2

Rice served at Abu Dhabi's Crown Prince's Harem
Consort Rice will go from W to Z Sheik Muhammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, The Crown prince of Abu- Dhabi entertained (or was it the other way around) the U.S. Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. Rice ha...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2008 2:22AM

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