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sugarnspice005

Blonde man joke
Yep...I said blonde MAN folks.

This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!
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15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 8:40PM

Sunshine79

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs!
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, sh...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 7:33PM

dakota323

things to think about...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 20, 2008 5:54PM

dakota323

Tickle your ass with a feather?"
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 19, 2008 11:36PM

sugarnspice005

Think Before You Speak Ladies.


Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you cou...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2008 4:08PM

chris801

two brothers
2 brothers died at the same time,one of them was talking with st.peter.
the brother asked "where's my brother""
st.peter told him that you were the good brother and thats why your up here in heaven,...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2008 8:05PM

Sunshine79

Lost The Spark??
The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, ...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2008 4:30PM

Sunshine79

The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened to walk into specialize...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2008 5:43PM

cottoncandydragon

Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM

cottoncandydragon

Non-alcoholic beer
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. It tastes the same, but it just ain't fucking right!!
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2008 11:49PM

Sunshine79

A joke I hope Bruce likes.......
The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went o...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2008 7:23PM

casuallylooking

Why Women Are 'Occasionally" Crabby..... (joke)

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously ...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2008 10:52AM

slohand_47

Homeland security program alert
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Satur...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 30, 2008 2:38PM

Good_lil_feller

Stutter
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
beings are the only animals that stutter,' she said.

A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered,' she vo...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2008 8:31AM

LilGriz

Web sites can be deceiving...........
One of the people I work with sent me this. Sorta makes you wonder what was on their minds when the naming of their web sites was being discussed.

All of these are legitimate companies tha...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2008 9:17PM

swyeter

Inexpensive Vasectomy
Or should I say, “Invasive vasectomy?"

After their 11th child, an ____________ (fill in the blank with your favorite state) couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to a doctor and told...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 20, 2008 2:23PM

Lisa46

The Mule
In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident,
caused by
a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning
Boudreaux.
Didn't you say, at the scene of the ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2008 12:09PM

DangerousCurves999

Anything?


A beautiful female student walks into a professor's office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.
She leans c...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 16, 2008 2:44PM

onehornytoad69

Political Correctness....JOKE



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

You must now refer to us as...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2008 9:30AM

swyeter

Must Have Been Someone on AMD
A college teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2008 12:02AM

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