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The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM


Anyone For Some Corn Fed Venison?
I ran across this on a site and thought it to comical not to share.
It did not say it was copyrighted where I found it so I don't believe it is but if anyone has seen it before as being copyrighted l...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 11:23PM


Blonde man joke
Yep...I said blonde MAN folks.

This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 8:40PM


Bullfrogs & Blowjobs!
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, sh...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 7:33PM


things to think about...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 20, 2008 5:54PM


Tickle your ass with a feather?"
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 19, 2008 11:36PM


Think Before You Speak Ladies.

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you cou...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2008 4:08PM


two brothers
2 brothers died at the same time,one of them was talking with st.peter.
the brother asked "where's my brother""
st.peter told him that you were the good brother and thats why your up here in heaven,...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2008 8:05PM


Lost The Spark??
The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, ...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2008 4:30PM


The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened to walk into specialize...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2008 5:43PM


Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM


Non-alcoholic beer
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. It tastes the same, but it just ain't fucking right!!
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2008 11:49PM


A joke I hope Bruce likes.......
The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went o...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2008 7:23PM


Why Women Are 'Occasionally" Crabby..... (joke)

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously ...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2008 10:52AM


Homeland security program alert
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Satur...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 30, 2008 2:38PM


A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
beings are the only animals that stutter,' she said.

A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered,' she vo...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2008 8:31AM


Web sites can be deceiving...........
One of the people I work with sent me this. Sorta makes you wonder what was on their minds when the naming of their web sites was being discussed.

All of these are legitimate companies tha...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2008 9:17PM


Inexpensive Vasectomy
Or should I say, “Invasive vasectomy?"

After their 11th child, an ____________ (fill in the blank with your favorite state) couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to a doctor and told...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 20, 2008 2:23PM


The Mule
In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident,
caused by
a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
Didn't you say, at the scene of the ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2008 12:09PM



A beautiful female student walks into a professor's office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.
She leans c...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 16, 2008 2:44PM

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