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Sunshine79

Male & Female Geography.....LMAO!!!
Female Geography

Between 18 and 25-
A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.


Between 26 and 34-
A woman is like Americ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 29, 2008 7:53PM

Sunshine79

Grouchy Family, Huh?
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the m...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 4:15PM

Sunshine79

What do I look like to you??
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 10:35AM

Sunshine79

Mortician & Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen! ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 9:32AM

Sunshine79

Baby Oil & Talcum Powder
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2008 9:56PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

swyeter

Anyone For Some Corn Fed Venison?
I ran across this on a site and thought it to comical not to share.
It did not say it was copyrighted where I found it so I don't believe it is but if anyone has seen it before as being copyrighted l...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 11:23PM

sugarnspice005

Blonde man joke
Yep...I said blonde MAN folks.

This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle.

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!
...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 8:40PM

Sunshine79

Bullfrogs & Blowjobs!
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, sh...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2008 7:33PM

dakota323

things to think about...
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 20, 2008 5:54PM

dakota323

Tickle your ass with a feather?"
One day there was this drunk man sitting at a bus stop surrounded by people. He had been sitting there all day and just watched everyone. Then he saw a man walk up to a woman and whisper, "Tickle your...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 19, 2008 11:36PM

sugarnspice005

Think Before You Speak Ladies.


Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you cou...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2008 4:08PM

chris801

two brothers
2 brothers died at the same time,one of them was talking with st.peter.
the brother asked "where's my brother""
st.peter told him that you were the good brother and thats why your up here in heaven,...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2008 8:05PM

Sunshine79

Lost The Spark??
The spark had been lost in this guy’s marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, ...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2008 4:30PM

Sunshine79

The Footless Parrot....Too Funny!
A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not
communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help.

The store he happened to walk into specialize...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2008 5:43PM

cottoncandydragon

Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM

cottoncandydragon

Non-alcoholic beer
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. It tastes the same, but it just ain't fucking right!!
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2008 11:49PM

Sunshine79

A joke I hope Bruce likes.......
The Zipper

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went o...More...
14 comments | 8 kudos | posted Sep 5, 2008 7:23PM

casuallylooking

Why Women Are 'Occasionally" Crabby..... (joke)

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously ...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2008 10:52AM

slohand_47

Homeland security program alert
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Satur...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 30, 2008 2:38PM

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