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cottoncandydragon

Elephants
A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get some
> popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and asks
> his mother "Mommy, what's that?"
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> To...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 19, 2008 1:57AM

Sunshine79

Why Men Don't Leave Notes
This is fuckin' funny.....Hope you all enjoy!!

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Note attached to fridge for wife:

So...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 1:37PM

Sunshine79

WE ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!
We are in trouble...

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What are we going to do???

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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:48PM

Sunshine79

Battle Of The Sexes
When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.


Why do men get married?
So the...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 16, 2008 11:02AM

Sunshine79

10 Things You Might Not Want To Say To Your Girlfriend....
10. Come on, who's gonna find out?

9. I promise you wont choke.

8. Can I get you in the pooper?

7. Trust me, I'm a professional.

6. Well, your sister likes it like that.

5. Wow loo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:03PM

Sunshine79

The Ferrari & The Moped......LMAO!!!!
An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 15, 2008 11:19AM

bobbierob

Grandpa at the Doctor
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are here, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 11:33AM

asnet

Laugh till you hit the floor

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/12/opinion/12dowd.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 12, 2008 3:26PM

Sunshine79

A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM

bobbierob

Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 5:15PM

Sunshine79

Take The Bus Next Time.......LMAO!
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 7, 2008 4:32PM

Sunshine79

A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 6, 2008 10:42PM

sugarnspice005

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM

Sunshine79

What An Experience!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...........

'What majestic trees!'

'What powerful rivers!'

'What beautiful animals!'

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, h...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2008 8:25PM

Sunshine79

Male & Female Geography.....LMAO!!!
Female Geography

Between 18 and 25-
A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas.


Between 26 and 34-
A woman is like Americ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 29, 2008 7:53PM

Sunshine79

Grouchy Family, Huh?
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?'
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

'Yes, Dear,' the m...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 4:15PM

Sunshine79

What do I look like to you??
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 28, 2008 10:35AM

Sunshine79

Mortician & Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen! ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 26, 2008 9:32AM

Sunshine79

Baby Oil & Talcum Powder
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him ...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2008 9:56PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

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