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Sunshine79
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3 Ladies In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. 
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS ...More...
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posted Oct 27, 2008 7:51PM
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Sunshine79
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One Smart Italian Guy!!! LMAO!
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, wa...More...
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posted Oct 26, 2008 1:09PM
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bobbierob
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Parrot of ill Repute
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owne...More...
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posted Oct 21, 2008 11:59PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Elephants
A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get some
> popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and asks
> his mother "Mommy, what's that?"
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> To...More...
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posted Oct 19, 2008 1:57AM
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Sunshine79
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Battle Of The Sexes
When does a woman care for a man's company?
When he owns it.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Why do men get married?
So the...More...
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posted Oct 16, 2008 11:02AM
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bobbierob
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Grandpa at the Doctor
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are here, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist ...More...
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posted Oct 14, 2008 11:33AM
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Sunshine79
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A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
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posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM
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bobbierob
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Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth...More...
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posted Oct 7, 2008 5:15PM
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Sunshine79
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A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops ...More...
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posted Oct 6, 2008 10:42PM
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sugarnspice005
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The Hired Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
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posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM
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Sunshine79
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What An Experience!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...........
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, h...More...
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posted Sep 29, 2008 8:25PM
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