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ABrownEyedScorpio

Blonde joke
Two blondes were visiting Las Vegas. One says to the other, "Which do you think is further away? The moon or Florida?" The reply, "Can you really see Florida?"

Sorry, I couldn't resist I ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2008 10:53AM

straightup_9

?????...Whut tha.....??????
OK....What is this BS?.......No one posting any "WannaFuck" blogs?....GEEZ!!!
I go away for a short time, and things get bland.....C'mon.....don't make me have to go back 4 or 5 pages.............More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 10:33PM

justpassinthru

My new Parrot...
My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
prof...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 2:46PM

straightup_9

Time To Test Yourself
Your Yearly Dementia Test

It's that time of year to take the annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2008 2:08PM

BlueEyes708

Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM

straightup_9

A History Lesson
How good are you at History?

Do you know what happened back in 1850, 158 years ago?

California became a state.

The State had no electricity.

The State had no money.

Almost everyone spok...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:05PM

slohand_47

A lesson in logic
Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll g...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2008 7:58PM

bobbierob

Catholic Girls...
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had an...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 4, 2008 10:25AM

Sunshine79

Little Johnny....Back Again....LMAO!!

Little Johnny came to school with his cat. His teacher asks "Little Johnny, why did you bring your cat t...More...
12 comments | 8 kudos | posted Oct 31, 2008 9:22AM

themama

What type do you wear??? LOL

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 29, 2008 9:39AM

themama

Tickle Me Elmo....

I hope this is not a repeat... Thought it was funny....
Tickle Me Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it und...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 10:51AM

Sunshine79

Clean Can Be Funny......LOL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 10:24AM

Sunshine79

3 Ladies In A Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2008 7:51PM

Sunshine79

What Do You Call...............LMAO!
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What do you call 2 bumble bees dressed as ghosts??

Hmmm???

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15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2008 7:07PM

Sunshine79

One Smart Italian Guy!!! LMAO!
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, wa...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 26, 2008 1:09PM

sue1968

I am Back
Here is one for you
Why is 77 better than 69?

13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 25, 2008 6:03PM

Wordsofwit

Ducks? What is it with ducks this morning? - Jokes
Okay, here are some duck jokes. I haven't posted them for at least six months, so I don't consider them reruns.

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head. The receptionist asks, “H...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 25, 2008 9:52AM

bobbierob

Parrot of ill Repute
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owne...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 21, 2008 11:59PM

cottoncandydragon

Elephants
A little boy and his parents are at the circus. The father goes to get some
> popcorn just when the elephant show starts. The little boy points and asks
> his mother "Mommy, what's that?"
>
> To...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 19, 2008 1:57AM

Sunshine79

Why Men Don't Leave Notes
This is fuckin' funny.....Hope you all enjoy!!

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Note attached to fridge for wife:

So...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2008 1:37PM

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