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Maybe this one is new for some of you.
After the baby was born, a Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said in a panicked tone, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a litt...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2008 8:27PM


This is a good one
Press down

Down more






Almost there




This is what you call INTERNET SEX
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2008 8:26PM


The police are searching

for someone wearing a diaper

and a riding a purple bicycle

Are you drunk again

0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2008 8:24PM


Go ELF Yourselves!!!
I had to share, hope you all enjoy!

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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 7:57PM


Tiny Weenie
I don't know if anyone has ever heard this one before, I hadn't until it came in a Joke page today.

The Tiny Weenie?!
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an al...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 3, 2008 4:58PM


How Time Flies.......
OK, Here I sit, another day shot in the ass, and the time has come for me to get ready and head out for NY.....

Before I go, I decided to post a little jokie-poo for your entertainment...

My sta...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 2:33PM


Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM


Random thoughts.......
Just a few random thoughts for your consideration......

When you are up to your ass in aligators, it becomes difficult to remember you came there to drain the swamp.

You can make anything fly......More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2008 5:32PM


Blonde joke
Two blondes were visiting Las Vegas. One says to the other, "Which do you think is further away? The moon or Florida?" The reply, "Can you really see Florida?"

Sorry, I couldn't resist I ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 28, 2008 10:53AM


?????...Whut tha.....??????
OK....What is this BS?.......No one posting any "WannaFuck" blogs?....GEEZ!!!
I go away for a short time, and things get bland.....C'mon.....don't make me have to go back 4 or 5 pages.............More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 10:33PM


My new Parrot...
My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 20, 2008 2:46PM


Time To Test Yourself
Your Yearly Dementia Test

It's that time of year to take the annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 20, 2008 2:08PM


Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM


A History Lesson
How good are you at History?

Do you know what happened back in 1850, 158 years ago?

California became a state.

The State had no electricity.

The State had no money.

Almost everyone spok...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:05PM


A lesson in logic
Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll g...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 6, 2008 7:58PM


Catholic Girls...
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.

St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had an...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 4, 2008 10:25AM


Little Johnny....Back Again....LMAO!!

Little Johnny came to school with his cat. His teacher asks "Little Johnny, why did you bring your cat t...More...
12 comments | 8 kudos | posted Oct 31, 2008 9:22AM


What type do you wear??? LOL

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 29, 2008 9:39AM


Tickle Me Elmo....

I hope this is not a repeat... Thought it was funny....
Tickle Me Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it und...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 10:51AM


Clean Can Be Funny......LOL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 28, 2008 10:24AM

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