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sue1968
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This is a good one
Press down
Down more
Deeper
More
YES
Ahh
Ohh
Almost there
Faster
Harder
Excellent!
This is what you call INTERNET SEX 
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posted Dec 4, 2008 8:26PM
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sue1968
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ANOTHER FUNNY
The police are searching
for someone wearing a diaper
and a riding a purple bicycle
Are you drunk again
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posted Dec 4, 2008 8:24PM
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Sunshine79
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Go ELF Yourselves!!!
I had to share, hope you all enjoy!
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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
Th...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2008 7:57PM
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Blueyesprkln
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Tiny Weenie
I don't know if anyone has ever heard this one before, I hadn't until it came in a Joke page today.
The Tiny Weenie?!
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an al...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2008 4:58PM
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straightup_9
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How Time Flies.......
OK, Here I sit, another day shot in the ass, and the time has come for me to get ready and head out for NY.....
Before I go, I decided to post a little jokie-poo for your entertainment...
My sta...More...
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posted Dec 3, 2008 2:33PM
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Lisa46
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Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
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posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM
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straightup_9
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Random thoughts.......
Just a few random thoughts for your consideration......
When you are up to your ass in aligators, it becomes difficult to remember you came there to drain the swamp.
You can make anything fly......More...
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posted Dec 2, 2008 5:32PM
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TastyCupcake
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Things Women Say to Men
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on ...More...
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posted Nov 29, 2008 5:37PM
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ABrownEyedScorpio
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Blonde joke
Two blondes were visiting Las Vegas. One says to the other, "Which do you think is further away? The moon or Florida?" The reply, "Can you really see Florida?"
Sorry, I couldn't resist I ...More...
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posted Nov 28, 2008 10:53AM
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straightup_9
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?????...Whut tha.....??????
OK....What is this BS?.......No one posting any "WannaFuck" blogs?....GEEZ!!!
I go away for a short time, and things get bland.....C'mon.....don't make me have to go back 4 or 5 pages.............More...
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posted Nov 20, 2008 10:33PM
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justpassinthru
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My new Parrot...
My New Parrot
Recently I received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
prof...More...
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posted Nov 20, 2008 2:46PM
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straightup_9
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Time To Test Yourself
Your Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year to take the annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep...More...
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posted Nov 20, 2008 2:08PM
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BlueEyes708
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Best living will ever.
{image omitted; click title to view}
I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
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posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM
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straightup_9
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A History Lesson
How good are you at History?
Do you know what happened back in 1850, 158 years ago?
California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spok...More...
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posted Nov 17, 2008 1:05PM
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slohand_47
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A lesson in logic
Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll g...More...
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posted Nov 6, 2008 7:58PM
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bobbierob
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Catholic Girls...
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks first girl, “Rebecca, have you ever had an...More...
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posted Nov 4, 2008 10:25AM
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themama
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Tickle Me Elmo....
I hope this is not a repeat... Thought it was funny....
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it und...More...
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posted Oct 28, 2008 10:51AM
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Sunshine79
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Clean Can Be Funny......LOL
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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posted Oct 28, 2008 10:24AM
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