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Sunshine79

Men Never Learn......LMAO!
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A female cr...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 26, 2008 6:30PM

straightup_9

Last one before Christmas.....
OK, OK...I couldn't resist...this was send to me...so here it is....Standard repost disclaimer applies...:
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expert...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2008 1:59PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2008 7:48PM

Sunshine79

A Condom & A Tampon.......
A condom tells a tampon "You always take my job for a whole week!"

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The tampon replies "Y...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2008 3:54PM

Sunshine79

Breeding Bulls (What You Should Know)
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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2008 1:53PM

swyeter

Who's Better at Financial Planning? Men or Women
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decid...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2008 12:24AM

Sunshine79

Quick Dirty Joke......LMAO!!!!!
Bruce....I hope you haven't heard this one.....

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Don't blame me if this is lame....

Why...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 2:18PM

straightup_9

??? She Did WHAT?????
Have you heard about the Blonde that got thrown out of the "All Night Dirty Fucking Book Store"?


Seems as though she stepped into the "Glory Hole" Booth,
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9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2008 12:45PM

Sunshine79

Keep On Truckin'!!
Trucker pulls into a truck stop on I-95. While gasing up, he notices a little boy by the garage holding a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cat by the tail in the other. As he's watching the kid, he sees...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 4:40PM

Blueyesprkln

Another Joke --------I'm on a roll!!!!!
Me Lower Mouth!
A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 9:30AM

Blueyesprkln

Joke, What would you give for Xmas?
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid.
"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.

"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.

The woman ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2008 11:27AM

Blueyesprkln

Joke
Maybe this one is new for some of you.
After the baby was born, a Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said in a panicked tone, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a litt...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2008 8:27PM

sue1968

This is a good one
Press down

Down more

Deeper

More

YES

Ahh

Ohh

Almost there

Faster

Harder

Excellent!

This is what you call INTERNET SEX
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2008 8:26PM

sue1968

ANOTHER FUNNY
The police are searching

for someone wearing a diaper

and a riding a purple bicycle

Are you drunk again

0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 4, 2008 8:24PM

Sunshine79

Go ELF Yourselves!!!
I had to share, hope you all enjoy!

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What's the first thing elves learn in school?
Th...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 7:57PM

Blueyesprkln

Tiny Weenie
I don't know if anyone has ever heard this one before, I hadn't until it came in a Joke page today.

The Tiny Weenie?!
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an al...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 3, 2008 4:58PM

straightup_9

How Time Flies.......
OK, Here I sit, another day shot in the ass, and the time has come for me to get ready and head out for NY.....

Before I go, I decided to post a little jokie-poo for your entertainment...

My sta...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 2:33PM

Lisa46

Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
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24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM

straightup_9

Random thoughts.......
Just a few random thoughts for your consideration......

When you are up to your ass in aligators, it becomes difficult to remember you came there to drain the swamp.

You can make anything fly......More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2008 5:32PM

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