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Sunshine79

We were so poor.....(Joke 4 Bruce)
An older gentleman that I used to work with always told the best jokes. Bruce, this is for you.

He said when he was little he was poor and was only allowed to have one gift for his birthday....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 6:06PM

the_Donald_2

I'll Be Dog Gone
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says: "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whisky sour."

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."

The dog replies: ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 2:56AM

cottoncandydragon

Twins
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 6, 2009 12:56AM

straightup_9

"Cute......"
Standard repost disclaimer.....blah, blah, blah........

YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2009 9:19AM

straightup_9

Just a little Sunday Morning Giggle......
My standard repost disclaimer applies......

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a h...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2009 9:34AM

straightup_9

a Little Fatherly Advice........
One day, a Man walked into the room, and said to his son:

"Son, too much masturbation can cause your eyesite to go bad, maybe ever blind you!"..........

And the Son replied:

"DAD!!!!!...........More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 2:26PM

PRGUY

Grandpa's IRS audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extra...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2009 12:02PM

the_Donald_2

Nun Better
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.

"Sister, you are the most beaut...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2009 4:35AM

the_Donald_2

Definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 29, 2009 5:29AM

the_Donald_2

Fighting Words
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy igno...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2009 6:14AM

Sunshine79

Daddy, How Was I Born??
This is a riot....hope you all enjoy!!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2009 3:42PM

Sunshine79

~~Black Panties~~
.......... ............ ............ ............. ............ .....

Mabel had lost her husband almost four years ago and was becoming quite the recluse.

Her...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2009 8:48AM

the_Donald_2

Six Inches..
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender: "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"I met this beautiful...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2009 11:31PM

the_Donald_2

A Torrid Affair
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2009 12:24AM

cottoncandydragon

I don't care who you are....that's just funny!
So . . . While traveling, I booked into a hotel and said

to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my

room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's just regular porn, you sick bastard."

11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 12, 2009 10:38PM

cottoncandydragon

A short, short story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things;

1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3)...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 2, 2009 12:34AM

ABrownEyedScorpio

SURPRISE! *LOL* joke
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned an...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2008 8:12PM

straightup_9

She wants what...???
I just got this e-mail........

Hello i like to chat with you,i like to relocate to Alabama soon and i will need a good friend there who can make me get along with the en...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2008 9:33AM

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