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Sunshine79

Daddy, How Was I Born??
This is a riot....hope you all enjoy!!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2009 3:42PM

Sunshine79

~~Black Panties~~
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Mabel had lost her husband almost four years ago and was becoming quite the recluse.

Her...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 22, 2009 8:48AM

the_Donald_2

Six Inches..
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender: "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"I met this beautiful...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 14, 2009 11:31PM

the_Donald_2

A Torrid Affair
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2009 12:24AM

cottoncandydragon

I don't care who you are....that's just funny!
So . . . While traveling, I booked into a hotel and said

to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my

room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's just regular porn, you sick bastard."

11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 12, 2009 10:38PM

cottoncandydragon

A short, short story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things;

1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3)...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 2, 2009 12:34AM

ABrownEyedScorpio

SURPRISE! *LOL* joke
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned an...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Dec 31, 2008 8:12PM

straightup_9

She wants what...???
I just got this e-mail........

Hello i like to chat with you,i like to relocate to Alabama soon and i will need a good friend there who can make me get along with the en...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2008 9:33AM

Sunshine79

Men Never Learn......LMAO!
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A female cr...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2008 6:30PM

Sunshine79

Men Never Learn......LMAO!
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab.

A female cr...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 26, 2008 6:30PM

straightup_9

Last one before Christmas.....
OK, OK...I couldn't resist...this was send to me...so here it is....Standard repost disclaimer applies...:
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expert...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 24, 2008 1:59PM

Sunshine79

Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Man
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
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14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 22, 2008 7:48PM

Sunshine79

A Condom & A Tampon.......
A condom tells a tampon "You always take my job for a whole week!"

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The tampon replies "Y...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2008 3:54PM

Sunshine79

Breeding Bulls (What You Should Know)
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My wife and I went to the Denver Stock show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 17, 2008 1:53PM

swyeter

Who's Better at Financial Planning? Men or Women
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decid...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2008 12:24AM

Sunshine79

Quick Dirty Joke......LMAO!!!!!
Bruce....I hope you haven't heard this one.....

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Don't blame me if this is lame....

Why...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Dec 10, 2008 2:18PM

straightup_9

??? She Did WHAT?????
Have you heard about the Blonde that got thrown out of the "All Night Dirty Fucking Book Store"?


Seems as though she stepped into the "Glory Hole" Booth,
...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 9, 2008 12:45PM

Sunshine79

Keep On Truckin'!!
Trucker pulls into a truck stop on I-95. While gasing up, he notices a little boy by the garage holding a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cat by the tail in the other. As he's watching the kid, he sees...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 4:40PM

Blueyesprkln

Another Joke --------I'm on a roll!!!!!
Me Lower Mouth!
A very naive British sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.

He looks between her legs, and he...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 8, 2008 9:30AM

Blueyesprkln

Joke, What would you give for Xmas?
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid.
"Now what about the butler?" the rich woman said.

"A set of wine glasses?" the maid suggested.

The woman ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2008 11:27AM

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