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cottoncandydragon

So bad!
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in anttempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together
with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At
strategic...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2012 10:40PM

sugarnspice005

My 10 reasons to vote Republican
1. It's ok to tell women of America they cannot make their own decisions.

2. I fully support making it difficult, if not impossible, for the poor and minorities to vote.

3. The Constitution is j...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2012 12:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Obama's 2013 New Year's Resolutions


¦Party with Secret Service one last time .
¦Pack up White House silverware.
¦Cut prices for Presidential Pardons.
¦Fire up paper shredders.
¦Delete teleprompter porno.
¦Flip off Hillary Cli...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 5, 2012 12:14AM

StraddleMyNose

Why does Obama keep jacking up the cost of gas?


A. So that voters can't afford to drive to the polls in November.


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4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 4, 2012 12:33AM

cottoncandydragon

Joke
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business , and one of the hookers said , " Gonna be a good night,
I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said , "...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2012 12:25AM

StraddleMyNose

Blonde dent remover
Here ya go, Dawn, this blonde joke is pretty funny.
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next da...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 7, 2012 1:00AM

sugarnspice005

It's Peanuts!!!!!!!
Just a little chuckle for you all:
A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a bl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2012 8:33PM

shyguy140

LOVING ON THE LAWN

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2012 9:38AM

shyguy140

OUT LATE
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2012 2:45PM

shyguy140

THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL

An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2012 7:43PM

shyguy140

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2012 6:56AM

shyguy140

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2012 7:43PM

shyguy140

THREE NUNS
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2012 5:33AM

shyguy140

PAKISTAN HOLIDAY
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 3, 2012 8:55PM

hog77297

The Worm Trick

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pus...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2012 9:13AM

shyguy140

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2012 2:26AM

shyguy140

LITTLE LEROY
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2011 5:45PM

shyguy140

ODE TO ORAL SEX
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Dec 18, 2011 9:46PM

cottoncandydragon

The new priest
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a cou...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 16, 2011 12:33AM

shyguy140

BIG HORSE RACE
Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're of...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2011 7:33AM

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