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shyguy140

THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL

An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2012 7:43PM

shyguy140

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 14, 2012 6:56AM

shyguy140

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2012 7:43PM

shyguy140

THREE NUNS
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 4, 2012 5:33AM

shyguy140

PAKISTAN HOLIDAY
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 3, 2012 8:55PM

hog77297

The Worm Trick

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.

Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pus...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2012 9:13AM

shyguy140

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2012 2:26AM

shyguy140

LITTLE LEROY
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2011 5:45PM

shyguy140

ODE TO ORAL SEX
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fl...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Dec 18, 2011 9:46PM

cottoncandydragon

The new priest
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a cou...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 16, 2011 12:33AM

shyguy140

BIG HORSE RACE
Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're of...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2011 7:33AM

shyguy140

GUTS OR BALLS?
Guts or balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the defin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 12, 2011 12:10PM

shyguy140

CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he mad...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Dec 12, 2011 8:26AM

cottoncandydragon

Too true!
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!


4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 5, 2011 9:30PM

shyguy140

THE VIBRATOR
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doi...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 1, 2011 9:21PM

hog77297

The frog
A little boy wa lked down the sidewalk dragging a flat frog on a string. He came to a whore house and knocked on the door. Once in, he said, "I hear all the men talking about having to get shots after...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 30, 2011 2:12AM

shyguy140

WHAT IS COURTING?
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom about courting Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. That's courting."

The next...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 22, 2011 3:50PM

xquseme

Wanna Sell Some Shoes?!?
One day a rich, pampered woman decides that she needs a new pair of shoes. Setting
her martini glass on the bar, she rushes out to her Porsche, hops in and drives off,
not realizing that she'd for...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 16, 2011 10:15PM

shyguy140

Shoe Sales Man
There was a shoe sales man sitting in his store when a beautiful woman comes in. He looks at her and can't stop staring. While helping her try on a pair of shoes he glances up her skirt to find she is...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2011 1:09PM

shyguy140

LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. "

Th...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2011 12:00PM

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