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FriendlyKitten

Cure For The Obnoxious Passenger
Have you been stuck in an airplane sitting next to someone who would not only not stop talking but talking at the top of their lungs. I don't mind being friendly but I don't want to spend my whole tri...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:08PM

Sunshine79

Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I wan...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM

bobbierob

Oldie, but Goodie
I came across this old joke, and it is a favorite....... sorry if it is a repost:

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:13AM

Xien607

HOLY EMAIL


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he tol...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2009 8:32AM

FriendlyKitten

The Husband Store
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love K...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2009 9:51PM

straightup_9

Blonde?......Yep!!!!
As always, my standard re-post disclaimer applies.....
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2009 11:47AM

FriendlyKitten

Jesus VS Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2009 10:48PM

Sunshine79

Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"

He replies "Yeah, dad!"

********************...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM

the_Donald_2

Role Playing
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted toward how best to spice up their ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 21, 2009 7:53PM

dmbchick420

A short love story
I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say, but this gave me a laugh and hopefully it will for you too. If it doesn't, you can ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2009 2:36PM

Sunshine79

We were so poor.....(Joke 4 Bruce)
An older gentleman that I used to work with always told the best jokes. Bruce, this is for you.

He said when he was little he was poor and was only allowed to have one gift for his birthday....More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 6:06PM

the_Donald_2

I'll Be Dog Gone
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says: "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whisky sour."

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."

The dog replies: ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2009 2:56AM

cottoncandydragon

Twins
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 6, 2009 12:56AM

straightup_9

"Cute......"
Standard repost disclaimer.....blah, blah, blah........

YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 3, 2009 9:19AM

straightup_9

Just a little Sunday Morning Giggle......
My standard repost disclaimer applies......

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a h...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 1, 2009 9:34AM

straightup_9

a Little Fatherly Advice........
One day, a Man walked into the room, and said to his son:

"Son, too much masturbation can cause your eyesite to go bad, maybe ever blind you!"..........

And the Son replied:

"DAD!!!!!...........More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 2:26PM

PRGUY

Grandpa's IRS audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extra...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2009 12:02PM

the_Donald_2

Nun Better
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.

"Sister, you are the most beaut...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 30, 2009 4:35AM

the_Donald_2

Definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 29, 2009 5:29AM

the_Donald_2

Fighting Words
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy igno...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2009 6:14AM

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