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Why you should never question a drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2009 1:35PM


$7 sex
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 4:23PM


Sorry if these have been posted before.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The Priest said, 'What...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2009 4:47PM


Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM


Three women

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM


A Screwy Joke

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do.
Like it ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2009 4:33PM


Smart Kid
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

She told ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 10:34AM


Corny old joke... but oh... well!!!
The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby

The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' s...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2009 2:16PM


A Damn Fine Explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disres...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2009 10:54PM


How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work
A new twist on an old joke*.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minneso...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2009 3:17AM


So Much for Cybersex
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'l...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2009 12:11PM


Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

.......... ............... .............. ................ ...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM


Cure For The Obnoxious Passenger
Have you been stuck in an airplane sitting next to someone who would not only not stop talking but talking at the top of their lungs. I don't mind being friendly but I don't want to spend my whole tri...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:08PM


Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I wan...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM


Oldie, but Goodie
I came across this old joke, and it is a favorite....... sorry if it is a repost:


A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:13AM



One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he tol...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2009 8:32AM


The Husband Store
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love K...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2009 9:51PM


As always, my standard re-post disclaimer applies.....
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2009 11:47AM


Jesus VS Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2009 10:48PM


Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"

He replies "Yeah, dad!"

11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM

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