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FriendlyKitten

Jokes
Sorry if these have been posted before.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'


The Priest said, 'What...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2009 4:47PM

BlueEyes708

Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM

cottoncandydragon

Three women

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM

Xien607

A Screwy Joke
THE SILVER SCREW

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do.
Like it ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2009 4:33PM

waynuckingfutz

Smart Kid
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

She told ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 10:34AM

onehornytoad69

Corny old joke... but oh... well!!!
The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby

The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' s...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2009 2:16PM

waynuckingfutz

A Damn Fine Explanation
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disres...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2009 10:54PM

the_Donald_2

How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work
A new twist on an old joke*.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minneso...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2009 3:17AM

FriendlyKitten

So Much for Cybersex
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'l...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2009 12:11PM

Sunshine79

Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

.......... ............... .............. ................ ...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM

FriendlyKitten

Cure For The Obnoxious Passenger
Have you been stuck in an airplane sitting next to someone who would not only not stop talking but talking at the top of their lungs. I don't mind being friendly but I don't want to spend my whole tri...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:08PM

Sunshine79

Nagger (WARNING-May Offend!!)
You've been warned.....Don't like it, move on!

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I wan...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 10:05AM

bobbierob

Oldie, but Goodie
I came across this old joke, and it is a favorite....... sorry if it is a repost:

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 12:13AM

Xien607

HOLY EMAIL


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he tol...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2009 8:32AM

FriendlyKitten

The Husband Store
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love K...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2009 9:51PM

straightup_9

Blonde?......Yep!!!!
As always, my standard re-post disclaimer applies.....
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts ...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2009 11:47AM

FriendlyKitten

Jesus VS Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, ...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2009 10:48PM

Sunshine79

Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??"

He replies "Yeah, dad!"

********************...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM

the_Donald_2

Role Playing
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted toward how best to spice up their ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 21, 2009 7:53PM

dmbchick420

A short love story
I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say, but this gave me a laugh and hopefully it will for you too. If it doesn't, you can ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2009 2:36PM

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