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Xien607
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HOLY EMAIL
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he tol...More...
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posted Mar 8, 2009 8:32AM
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FriendlyKitten
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The Husband Store
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love K...More...
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posted Mar 7, 2009 9:51PM
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straightup_9
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Blonde?......Yep!!!!
As always, my standard re-post disclaimer applies..... 
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts ...More...
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posted Mar 7, 2009 11:47AM
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FriendlyKitten
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Jesus VS Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, ...More...
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posted Mar 5, 2009 10:48PM
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Sunshine79
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Be Glad It Wasn't You.....
A little boy goes to a strip club. His mom finds out and is mad & angry. She asks him, "Did you see anything you weren't supposed to??" 
He replies "Yeah, dad!" 
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posted Feb 26, 2009 11:58AM
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the_Donald_2
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Role Playing
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted toward how best to spice up their ...More...
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posted Feb 21, 2009 7:53PM
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dmbchick420
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A short love story
I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say, but this gave me a laugh and hopefully it will for you too. If it doesn't, you can ...More...
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posted Feb 19, 2009 2:36PM
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the_Donald_2
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I'll Be Dog Gone
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says: "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whisky sour."
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."
The dog replies: ...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2009 2:56AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Twins
Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins. ...More...
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posted Feb 6, 2009 12:56AM
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straightup_9
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"Cute......"
Standard repost disclaimer.....blah, blah, blah........
YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.
HE'...More...
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posted Feb 3, 2009 9:19AM
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PRGUY
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Grandpa's IRS audit
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extra...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2009 12:02PM
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TastyCupcake
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Men Say the Funniest Things
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2009 11:11AM
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TastyCupcake
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Firing Up the Grill
In the midst of a heated argument, a husband told his wife that she was so fat her butt was as big as his grill.
Later in the evening when the husband had long since forgot the argument and was feeli...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2009 10:58AM
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the_Donald_2
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Nun Better
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.
"Sister, you are the most beaut...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2009 4:35AM
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the_Donald_2
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Definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence...More...
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posted Jan 29, 2009 5:29AM
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the_Donald_2
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Fighting Words
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy igno...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2009 6:14AM
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Sunshine79
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Daddy, How Was I Born??
This is a riot....hope you all enjoy!! 
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!...More...
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posted Jan 23, 2009 3:42PM
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