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cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:47AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:45AM

Xien607

Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, 'How much for one of those Bar...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 4, 2009 11:34AM

bandit892

BEER VS VAGINA
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after takin...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 30, 2009 11:28PM

bandit892

The Mortician’s Wife
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 27, 2009 3:47PM

bandit892

No More Floppy Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept as...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2009 2:53PM

bandit892

the church organist
Miss Beatrice,
the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on h...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2009 9:41AM

bandit892

Why you should never question a drunk
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. ...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2009 1:35PM

bandit892

$7 sex
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2009 4:23PM

FriendlyKitten

Jokes
Sorry if these have been posted before.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his Priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'


The Priest said, 'What...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2009 4:47PM

BlueEyes708

Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM

cottoncandydragon

Three women

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM

Xien607

A Screwy Joke
THE SILVER SCREW

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do.
Like it ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2009 4:33PM

waynuckingfutz

Smart Kid
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

She told ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 10:34AM

onehornytoad69

Corny old joke... but oh... well!!!
The Wongs

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby

The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' s...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2009 2:16PM

waynuckingfutz

A Damn Fine Explanation
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disres...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2009 10:54PM

the_Donald_2

How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work
A new twist on an old joke*.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minneso...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2009 3:17AM

FriendlyKitten

So Much for Cybersex
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'l...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2009 12:11PM

Sunshine79

Hey Guys.......
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?

.......... ............... .............. ................ ...More...
19 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2009 7:19PM

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