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Blueyesprkln

Here's the rest of the initials from my blog.
Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you guys, but life got in the way of things today. What can I say, sorry.

O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 11:02PM

Blueyesprkln

Your Sexual Identity Revealed!
Your Sexual Identity Revealed!


According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. Scroll down to the letter corresponding to the first letter of your first n...More...
20 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 2:54AM

onehornytoad69

Passing on a Old Joke from a Lady Friend!!
Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.“

I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 22, 2009 10:36AM

dmbchick420

The Octo-Slam at Denny’s
In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 21, 2009 11:01AM

bandit892

BAR JAR
A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 2:34PM

bandit892

Oil Change instructions
Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a check and lea...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 9:08AM

Xien607

What Starts with F and ends with K


A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2009 12:46PM

Sunshine79

Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut f...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2009 1:25PM

bandit892

Grandma's love lmao?
Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2009 9:41AM

bandit892

A knock at the door
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2009 9:22AM

cottoncandydragon

Banking
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:47AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:45AM

Xien607

Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, 'How much for one of those Bar...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 4, 2009 11:34AM

bandit892

BEER VS VAGINA
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after takin...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 30, 2009 11:28PM

bandit892

The Mortician’s Wife
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 27, 2009 3:47PM

bandit892

No More Floppy Lips
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept as...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2009 2:53PM

bandit892

the church organist
Miss Beatrice,
the church organist,

was in her eighties

and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor

came to call on h...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2009 9:41AM

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