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Dear Penis...........
A wonderful friend of mine here thought this was funny & wanted to share, but was having computer issues.

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11 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2009 8:10PM


A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says '...More...
10 comments | 7 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 9:37PM


It's gettin' HOT in here!!
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 12:25PM


What's In Your Box??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 11:24AM


Just Do It Like Dogs Do!
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 10, 2009 7:31PM


That Monkey...I am just glad I didn't let him help me make a cake!
Bruce walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,

the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them,

then grabs ...More...
20 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2009 10:30PM


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple m...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2009 9:28AM


It's need a laugh Monday
These are a couple of jokes I heard on the radio station I listen to.
1. A college professor teaching anatomy poses this question to his class:

"Do any of you know what your anus is d...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 1:13PM


Here's the rest of the initials from my blog.
Sorry it took so long for me to get back to you guys, but life got in the way of things today. What can I say, sorry.

O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 11:02PM


Your Sexual Identity Revealed!
Your Sexual Identity Revealed!

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity. Scroll down to the letter corresponding to the first letter of your first n...More...
20 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 2:54AM


Passing on a Old Joke from a Lady Friend!!
Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.“

I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 22, 2009 10:36AM


The Octo-Slam at Denny’s
In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam.

You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.

12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 21, 2009 11:01AM


A fellow walks into a bar,
notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be
more than ten thousand dollars in it.
He approac...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 2:34PM


Oil Change instructions
Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a check and lea...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 20, 2009 9:08AM


What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister ...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 17, 2009 12:46PM


Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package
Doctors' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut f...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2009 1:25PM


Grandma's love lmao?
Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thr...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 11, 2009 9:41AM


A knock at the door
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2009 9:22AM


Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM


Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

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