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dmbchick420

Men!!!
I don't know if this is a repost or not.....don't care either way, so to the "repost police", you can kiss my arse if you don't like it

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sens...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2009 1:11PM

cottoncandydragon

Thisis my excuse, too!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 5, 2009 4:11PM

Sunshine79

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A contestant named Sally, had reached the final plateau, on the TV show 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered in...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2009 9:49AM

onehornytoad69

Condoms.....
OK Guys and Gals, its time to check out the Dates on our Condoms!!!! (Just a reminder!!!)
I have condoms Everywhere...
I have them in my Den......my Bedroom.......my Basement...
In both of...More...
30 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 30, 2009 10:07PM

sugarnspice005

Woman's Yearly Exam
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
T...More...
16 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jun 30, 2009 8:58PM

casuallylooking

What I Want.... ( joke)

What I Want In A Man!

Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer th...More...
19 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jun 27, 2009 3:21AM

Sunshine79

A Different Way Of Looking At Things
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 23, 2009 2:59PM

Blueyesprkln

Here's a cute joke I'd never heard before.
Hope you enjoy it.........

100 Beautiful Women!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting f...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2009 11:51AM

sugarnspice005

Condoms do work
I'm going to have to ask my sister one of these days where she finds these..some of them are cute!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 11, 2009 7:29PM

sugarnspice005

Da Bull
I got this in an email from my sister today.

The Blonde Sister

Two sisters , one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in fina...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2009 9:05PM

Sunshine79

Can I Get An AMEN!!!
Repost or not, I love this joke!! Enjoy!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial


But then there wer...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 27, 2009 5:37PM

Sunshine79

Along The Beach LOL!
A funny from an AMD friend here....lol Enjoy!

A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at
the beach almost every day. She...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 27, 2009 10:40AM

sugarnspice005

And now for a PSA
And now for a Public Service Announcement:
A.A.A.D.D....KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 19, 2009 7:12PM

Sunshine79

Dear Penis...........
A wonderful friend of mine here thought this was funny & wanted to share, but was having computer issues.

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11 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 13, 2009 8:10PM

Sunshine79

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (LMAO!)
A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says '...More...
10 comments | 7 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 9:37PM

Sunshine79

It's gettin' HOT in here!!
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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.
The brunette says, “I brought some water so we...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 12:25PM

Sunshine79

What's In Your Box??
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house....More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2009 11:24AM

Sunshine79

Just Do It Like Dogs Do!
Being a virgin, Bob was very nervous about his upcoming wedding night, so he decided to seek the advice of his friend John, who was quite the local Romeo. "Just relax, Bob," counseled John. "After all...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted May 10, 2009 7:31PM

dmbchick420

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple m...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 29, 2009 9:28AM

sugarnspice005

It's need a laugh Monday
These are a couple of jokes I heard on the radio station I listen to.
1. A college professor teaching anatomy poses this question to his class:

"Do any of you know what your anus is d...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2009 1:13PM

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