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Two Old guys Chatting
Two old guys were
chatting.....One said to the other:

"My 70th birthday was yesterday.

The wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy responded:

"Wow, that's amazing!! ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2009 10:09PM


Bar Joke!!!
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar agai...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 15, 2009 7:32PM


Never question an old Wino......
OK......For those of you tht may be a bit squemish, better stop now....YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

It's an Oldie, so my standard repost disclaimer applies......

Two Winoes were lying in the gutter...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 14, 2009 9:11PM


HOME REMEDIES (FWD:Some were New to me!!)






9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 14, 2009 7:26AM


Sex Is Like Paintball....
Sex is like paintball.
Play hard for 30 minutes, get all hot & sweaty.............
And when it's over.......................

13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 13, 2009 2:16PM


The AMD way to return things.
This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a ref...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 12, 2009 10:35PM


A FUCKING Question!?!
Q: How Fast Can A Girl Fuck??

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22 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 10, 2009 10:20AM


I don't know if this is a repost or not.....don't care either way, so to the "repost police", you can kiss my arse if you don't like it

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sens...More...
16 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2009 1:11PM


Thisis my excuse, too!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 5, 2009 4:11PM


Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A contestant named Sally, had reached the final plateau, on the TV show 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?'

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
If she answered in...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2009 9:49AM


OK Guys and Gals, its time to check out the Dates on our Condoms!!!! (Just a reminder!!!)
I have condoms Everywhere...
I have them in my Basement...
In both of...More...
30 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 30, 2009 10:07PM


Woman's Yearly Exam
Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
16 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jun 30, 2009 8:58PM


What I Want.... ( joke)

What I Want In A Man!

Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer th...More...
19 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jun 27, 2009 3:21AM


A Different Way Of Looking At Things
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 23, 2009 2:59PM


Here's a cute joke I'd never heard before.
Hope you enjoy it.........

100 Beautiful Women!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting f...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 18, 2009 11:51AM


Condoms do work
I'm going to have to ask my sister one of these days where she finds these..some of them are cute!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 11, 2009 7:29PM


Da Bull
I got this in an email from my sister today.

The Blonde Sister

Two sisters , one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in fina...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 10, 2009 9:05PM


Can I Get An AMEN!!!
Repost or not, I love this joke!! Enjoy!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there wer...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 27, 2009 5:37PM


Along The Beach LOL!
A funny from an AMD friend Enjoy!

A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at
the beach almost every day. She...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 27, 2009 10:40AM


And now for a PSA
And now for a Public Service Announcement:

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 19, 2009 7:12PM

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