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sugarnspice005

Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM

el_gato

Perfect Come back line of the Year
If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 9, 2009 6:12AM

sugarnspice005

The Juggler

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81
about two miles north of the PA/MD state line. When
the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that the was a mag...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2009 9:56PM

dmbchick420

Name
This is a repost of a joke (and I have NEVER posted a repost blog, so this is my FIRST TIME) that I posted back in May, but Sunshine's zebra joke reminded me of it and I know some of you might not hav...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 10:22AM

Sunshine79

Oldie, But Goodie-Zebra
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white st...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 9:47AM

sugarnspice005

A hole in one


A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 28, 2009 9:58PM

JingleBallRock

Random Thoughts...
Got these in email today....had me rolling.....just had to share.

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2009 4:41PM

Sunshine79

Mermaids Vs. Whales (For The Ladies)
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"

A m...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2009 11:09AM

LilGriz

WI Redneck Fun
Some guys in the Badger state decided to have some fun with a few vehicles. Free entertainment...just bring your chair and beverages of choice. No worries, nobody got hurt. Enjoy the clip, and reme...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 10:13PM

Sunshine79

Blow Job Etiquette-LMAO!!
A Lesson From Women To Men

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful

3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn vide...More...
20 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 1:15PM

Sunshine79

2 Fleas On A Pussy
Two fleas on a pussy......

One's a burgler, ones a junkie.......

How do you tell em' apart??
............. ............. ............. ............More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 16, 2009 9:10AM

cottoncandydragon

The bet
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2009 1:13AM

cottoncandydragon

Kin


Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 29, 2009 12:50AM

Lisa46

How to stop the church gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activit...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 28, 2009 8:14AM

cottoncandydragon

Insurance
A little Missouri logic!!
WOODEN LEG INSURANCE

A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri from Texas . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas cost t...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2009 12:13AM

cottoncandydragon

BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2009 11:57PM

dmbchick420

Bob was in trouble...
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE T...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2009 1:25PM

cottoncandydragon

Top ten signs
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 27, 2009 10:43AM

Lisa46

Order UP!!!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2009 6:42PM

dmbchick420

$100 tattoo
Okay...I like this joke better than the other one I posted, so I pulled the blonde joke....

Tony gets home late one night and his girlfriend, Priscilla says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

T...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 16, 2009 12:13PM

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