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Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM


Cold Day in Hell - The Temperature of Hell
This was forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know if it's already been posted here, but I thought it was worth taking the chance. Enjoy!


The following is an ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:18PM


An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM


Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM


UIses for Vaseline
A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM


I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM


Sonova Beach! WTF???
What the hell is wrong with you people? No, seriously.. WTF??? I haven't had a single wanna fuck email in over 2 months!!!! No spammers, no scammers.. one semi nice guy who wanted to g...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2009 10:34PM


Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
> Apparently I'm no...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM


What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.

0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM


What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.

7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM


Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM


Perfect Come back line of the Year
If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 9, 2009 6:12AM


The Juggler

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81
about two miles north of the PA/MD state line. When
the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that the was a mag...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2009 9:56PM


This is a repost of a joke (and I have NEVER posted a repost blog, so this is my FIRST TIME) that I posted back in May, but Sunshine's zebra joke reminded me of it and I know some of you might not hav...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 10:22AM


Oldie, But Goodie-Zebra
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white st...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 9:47AM


A hole in one

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 28, 2009 9:58PM


Random Thoughts...
Got these in email today....had me rolling.....just had to share.


More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2009 4:41PM


Mermaids Vs. Whales (For The Ladies)
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"

A m...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2009 11:09AM


WI Redneck Fun
Some guys in the Badger state decided to have some fun with a few vehicles. Free entertainment...just bring your chair and beverages of choice. No worries, nobody got hurt. Enjoy the clip, and reme...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 10:13PM


Blow Job Etiquette-LMAO!!
A Lesson From Women To Men

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful

3. I don’t care WHAT they did in the porn vide...More...
20 comments | 5 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 1:15PM

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