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sugarnspice005

Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM

dmbchick420

Pig!
Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM

KitKat25

Cold Day in Hell - The Temperature of Hell
This was forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know if it's already been posted here, but I thought it was worth taking the chance. Enjoy!

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:18PM

sugarnspice005

An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM

sugarnspice005

Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

sugarnspice005

I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM

theSkwirl

Sonova Beach! WTF???
What the hell is wrong with you people? No, seriously.. WTF??? I haven't had a single wanna fuck email in over 2 months!!!! No spammers, no scammers.. one semi nice guy who wanted to g...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2009 10:34PM

cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

sugarnspice005

Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM

el_gato

Perfect Come back line of the Year
If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 9, 2009 6:12AM

sugarnspice005

The Juggler

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81
about two miles north of the PA/MD state line. When
the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver answered that the was a mag...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2009 9:56PM

dmbchick420

Name
This is a repost of a joke (and I have NEVER posted a repost blog, so this is my FIRST TIME) that I posted back in May, but Sunshine's zebra joke reminded me of it and I know some of you might not hav...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 10:22AM

Sunshine79

Oldie, But Goodie-Zebra
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white st...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2009 9:47AM

sugarnspice005

A hole in one


A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 28, 2009 9:58PM

JingleBallRock

Random Thoughts...
Got these in email today....had me rolling.....just had to share.

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can't wait for them ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2009 4:41PM

Sunshine79

Mermaids Vs. Whales (For The Ladies)
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"

A m...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2009 11:09AM

LilGriz

WI Redneck Fun
Some guys in the Badger state decided to have some fun with a few vehicles. Free entertainment...just bring your chair and beverages of choice. No worries, nobody got hurt. Enjoy the clip, and reme...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2009 10:13PM

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