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KitKat25

Why I fired my Secretary
Okay, this joke was sent to me by a friend and I thought it was funny. My apologies if it's already been posted before. Enjoy!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well wakin...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2009 4:09AM

sugarnspice005

How to avoid the flu shot
To avoid it...

Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune syst...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2009 2:00PM

sugarnspice005

Here's how to fix the economy

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic St...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 14, 2009 5:57PM

BlueEyes708

Why I had to change Hotels


Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
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17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM

BlueEyes708

Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM

BlueEyes708

Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM

Sunshine79

Ass..
......... .......... ........... .......... ............ ............ .....

A piece of ass is like a used car.......You know someone else had it before yo...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2009 3:54PM

sugarnspice005

Fart Football


An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It'...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 30, 2009 5:19PM

Sunshine79

Sipping Vodka, LMAO!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor h ow he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pu...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 2:47PM

sugarnspice005

Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM

dmbchick420

Pig!
Continuing the men/pig theme.........

A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM

KitKat25

Cold Day in Hell - The Temperature of Hell
This was forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know if it's already been posted here, but I thought it was worth taking the chance. Enjoy!

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an ...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:18PM

sugarnspice005

An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM

sugarnspice005

Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

sugarnspice005

I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway.

A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
7 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM

theSkwirl

Sonova Beach! WTF???
What the hell is wrong with you people? No, seriously.. WTF??? I haven't had a single wanna fuck email in over 2 months!!!! No spammers, no scammers.. one semi nice guy who wanted to g...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2009 10:34PM

cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

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