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dmbchick420

Two Muffins
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks over at the other and states β€œMan is it hot in here!”

The 2nd muffin turns to the first muffin and exclaims β€œ Oh my god, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 9:54AM

sugarnspice005

A couple of giggles
Heavens Ugliest Women
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 2, 2009 7:23PM

dmbchick420

The Dream Auction
A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" the husband aske...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 8:23AM

dmbchick420

How to Catch an Elephant
How to catch an elephant: First you will need a shovel, some ashes, and a bag of frozen peas. You start by digging a huge pit, one big enough to hold an elephant. Next, fill the pit full of the...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 9:45AM

RevDocLove

A Pair Of Assholes
Does this remind you of any trolls here??
This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone yo...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 11:43AM

dmbchick420

Man, Sheep and Sheep Dog
Okay, I'm sorry, but if you don't think this joke is funny, you need to check yourself for a pulse......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a shee...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 3:19PM

sugarnspice005

Never piss off the wife.
No, this was not in an email. If it's been seen or heard before, I'm not sorry. It's being posted for those who may not have seen it, or, for those who thought it was funny and don't mind seeing it ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2009 12:09PM

sugarnspice005

The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 29, 2009 10:22AM

sugarnspice005

Stan went fishing
Stan and his buddies were hanging out and planning tomorrow's fishing
trip... unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this
time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of tea...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 6:20PM

sugarnspice005

You know you're living in 2009
This is a repost of a blog I did back in January of 2008. I changed the date from 2007 to 2009.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwav...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2009 10:56PM

sugarnspice005

Confession
It's Monday, time for a little giggle.
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Fa...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 26, 2009 9:21AM

dmbchick420

Black Halloween Costumes
NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 11:29AM

KitKat25

Why I fired my Secretary
Okay, this joke was sent to me by a friend and I thought it was funny. My apologies if it's already been posted before. Enjoy!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well wakin...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2009 4:09AM

sugarnspice005

How to avoid the flu shot
To avoid it...

Eat right!
Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune syst...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 15, 2009 2:00PM

sugarnspice005

Here's how to fix the economy

Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic St...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 14, 2009 5:57PM

BlueEyes708

Why I had to change Hotels


Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM

BlueEyes708

Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM

BlueEyes708

Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM

Sunshine79

Ass..
......... .......... ........... .......... ............ ............ .....

A piece of ass is like a used car.......You know someone else had it before yo...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2009 3:54PM

sugarnspice005

Fart Football


An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It'...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 30, 2009 5:19PM

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