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BlueEyes708
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Why I had to change Hotels
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
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posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM
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BlueEyes708
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Golf Panties
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
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posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM
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BlueEyes708
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Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM
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Sunshine79
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Ass..
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A piece of ass is like a used car.......You know someone else had it before yo...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 3:54PM
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sugarnspice005
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Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It'...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 5:19PM
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Sunshine79
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Sipping Vodka, LMAO!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor h ow he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pu...More...
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posted Sep 30, 2009 2:47PM
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sugarnspice005
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Paybacks.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to t...More...
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posted Sep 25, 2009 11:57AM
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dmbchick420
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Pig!
Continuing the men/pig theme.........
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out th...More...
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posted Sep 24, 2009 2:11PM
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sugarnspice005
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An oldie but goodie
An elderly
woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking
to the president of the Bank because, she sai...More...
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6 comments |
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posted Sep 23, 2009 5:10PM
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sugarnspice005
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Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the ma...More...
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12 comments |
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posted Sep 23, 2009 9:23AM
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cottoncandydragon
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UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
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11 comments |
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posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM
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sugarnspice005
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I know I shouldn't..but
I'm going to post this anyway. 
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cook
saw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner he
cooked ...More...
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posted Sep 21, 2009 5:17PM
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theSkwirl
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Sonova Beach! WTF???
What the hell is wrong with you people? No, seriously.. WTF??? I haven't had a single wanna fuck email in over 2 months!!!!  No spammers, no scammers.. one semi nice guy who wanted to g...More...
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19 comments |
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posted Sep 16, 2009 10:34PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM
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sugarnspice005
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Time to garden
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the pris...More...
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6 comments |
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posted Sep 9, 2009 10:32AM
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el_gato
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Perfect Come back line of the Year
If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to...More...
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12 comments |
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posted Sep 9, 2009 6:12AM
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