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Saber Tooth Tiger Town have to admit this is pretty darn funny.

Saber Tooth Tiger Town

7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2010 5:47PM


Windows Enterprise Editition
This is my first blog on here, so I figured I'd break the ice with a little humor. Star Trek fans should especially get a kick out of this one.

What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 11:30PM


The Sportsman's Double
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 10:24AM


The Skin Transplant
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 12, 2010 12:18PM



Cockafoo goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says Cockafoo. "and ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2010 8:36PM


God's Gift to Women
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that on...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2010 11:06AM


Snotty Receptionist
Sorry just couldn't resist.

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approache...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2010 3:07AM


The Wedding Ring

Another oldie but goodie. I get them e-mailed to me once in awhile thought I'd share

A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 8, 2010 8:23PM


Two Muffins
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks over at the other and states β€œMan is it hot in here!”

The 2nd muffin turns to the first muffin and exclaims β€œ Oh my god, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 9:54AM


A couple of giggles
Heavens Ugliest Women
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 2, 2009 7:23PM


The Dream Auction
A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10."
"What about one my size?" the husband aske...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2009 8:23AM


How to Catch an Elephant
How to catch an elephant: First you will need a shovel, some ashes, and a bag of frozen peas. You start by digging a huge pit, one big enough to hold an elephant. Next, fill the pit full of the...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2009 9:45AM


A Pair Of Assholes
Does this remind you of any trolls here??
This is for all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone! Don't take that bad day out on someone yo...More...
26 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 26, 2009 11:43AM


Man, Sheep and Sheep Dog
Okay, I'm sorry, but if you don't think this joke is funny, you need to check yourself for a pulse......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a shee...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2009 3:19PM


Never piss off the wife.
No, this was not in an email. If it's been seen or heard before, I'm not sorry. It's being posted for those who may not have seen it, or, for those who thought it was funny and don't mind seeing it ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 30, 2009 12:09PM


The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 29, 2009 10:22AM


Stan went fishing
Stan and his buddies were hanging out and planning tomorrow's fishing
trip... unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this
time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of tea...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 6:20PM


You know you're living in 2009
This is a repost of a blog I did back in January of 2008. I changed the date from 2007 to 2009.

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwav...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 27, 2009 10:56PM


It's Monday, time for a little giggle.
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?

'Yes, Fa...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 26, 2009 9:21AM


Black Halloween Costumes
NOTE: Please do not read if you are easily offended by racial jokes.

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the s...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2009 11:29AM

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