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The Trial
This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it.

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2010 9:33PM


Oldie But Goodie-Still I Ain't Ever Heard It!
Just a little quickie!

I know how you all like it when I give you a 'Sunshine Quickie"!!

Alright it is-

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is enter...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2010 3:10PM


Back at the Casino
An attractive blond from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said " I hope you don't mind, but I feel m...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2010 3:34PM


Retirement At 65
Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot
for a few months,
my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do
something to occupy
my time, like join a...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 27, 2010 5:15AM


Three funerals
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 26, 2010 10:15PM


married couple
> and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their
> nine children. A blind man joins them after a
> few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> overloaded and only the wife and t...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2010 8:38AM


The Tree Hugger
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are yo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2010 6:20PM


Tomorrow's Sermon..Unholy Roller Church of WTF's Happenin'
Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will

Even those of us who are godly and walk in the way of the Lord may find ourselves from time to time beset by afflictions and setbacks – problems such as...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2010 12:57PM


Another old couple
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the
Black male reaches a certain age, a string is t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2010 2:12PM


Restaurant Choices
A peek into the future.............

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 27, 2010 7:46AM


The Queen's Riddle
I got this joke in an email and thought it was rather funny...........and before anyone gets their panties in a knot....if GW was still president the names would be changed and I would still post it.....More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 25, 2010 1:28PM


The Sex Professor Asks............
The Sex professor asks a woman..........

Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm..............

her reply
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 4:15PM


A Pirate Walks Into a Bar...
A pirate captain walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship shoved down the front of his pants. He settles up to the bar and says, "I be having Rum."

The bartender replies, "Sure thing bud...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2010 2:42PM


Saber Tooth Tiger Town have to admit this is pretty darn funny.

Saber Tooth Tiger Town

7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 18, 2010 5:47PM


Windows Enterprise Editition
This is my first blog on here, so I figured I'd break the ice with a little humor. Star Trek fans should especially get a kick out of this one.

What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 11:30PM


The Sportsman's Double
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 10:24AM


The Skin Transplant
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 12, 2010 12:18PM



Cockafoo goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."

"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. "Are you sure you want to do it?"

"yes," says Cockafoo. "and ...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2010 8:36PM


God's Gift to Women
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that on...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2010 11:06AM


Snotty Receptionist
Sorry just couldn't resist.

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approache...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2010 3:07AM

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