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shyguy140

What Men Should Never Say After Sex

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 26, 2010 12:31PM

shyguy140

Fanny Green
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The pries...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 26, 2010 10:49AM

DesertSmile

Frank Feldman
An Oldie but still a Goodie:

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2010 8:42PM

shyguy140

Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2010 9:49AM

shyguy140

Be Careful
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 11:12AM

shyguy140

Condom Purchase
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 9:33AM

onehornytoad69

(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....
Today...well it was the Dish guy... who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2010 9:24PM

shyguy140

A Bridge to Hawaii?
: A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2010 10:30AM

shyguy140

Greeting Cards For Bad Days


My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
*****************************************
Heard your wife left you...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2010 9:22AM

shyguy140

Funny Ones

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo

What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What is better than a ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 14, 2010 12:15PM

onehornytoad69

Do you get an "Attitude"
From the Lack of Sex?

I know I damn sure Do!!!!! This is Bull Shit!!!
"Me Soooooo Horny"!!
16 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2010 3:39PM

shyguy140

Twin Brothers
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2010 7:09AM

ksk72

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I lo...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2010 3:54PM

shyguy140

Girls Night Out
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee....More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 5, 2010 10:44AM

shyguy140

Why You Don't Want To Be An Easter Egg
1. You only get laid once
.
2. You only get eaten once.

3. It takes you three minutes to get hard.

4. You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 4, 2010 6:52AM

cottoncandydragon

What a coincidence!!
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 11:03PM

RevDocLove

Yee Haww!! Gonna' Make My Hourly Blog Deadline
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Irrelevant News
Recently I was watching Primetime or Dateline or 20/20...forget which one...and something dawned on me. Does anyone else remember when those shows used t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2010 2:32PM

sugarnspice005

The Trial
This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it.

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2010 9:33PM

Sunshine79

Oldie But Goodie-Still I Ain't Ever Heard It!
Just a little quickie!

I know how you all like it when I give you a 'Sunshine Quickie"!!

Alright already....here it is-

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is enter...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2010 3:10PM

ksk72

Back at the Casino
An attractive blond from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said " I hope you don't mind, but I feel m...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2010 3:34PM

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