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Twin Brothers
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2010 7:09AM


Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I lo...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2010 3:54PM


Girls Night Out
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee....More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 5, 2010 10:44AM


Why You Don't Want To Be An Easter Egg
1. You only get laid once
2. You only get eaten once.

3. It takes you three minutes to get hard.

4. You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 4, 2010 6:52AM


What a coincidence!!
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 11:03PM


Yee Haww!! Gonna' Make My Hourly Blog Deadline
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Irrelevant News
Recently I was watching Primetime or Dateline or 20/20...forget which one...and something dawned on me. Does anyone else remember when those shows used t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2010 2:32PM


The Trial
This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it.

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2010 9:33PM


Oldie But Goodie-Still I Ain't Ever Heard It!
Just a little quickie!

I know how you all like it when I give you a 'Sunshine Quickie"!!

Alright it is-

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is enter...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2010 3:10PM


Back at the Casino
An attractive blond from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said " I hope you don't mind, but I feel m...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2010 3:34PM


Retirement At 65
Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot
for a few months,
my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do
something to occupy
my time, like join a...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 27, 2010 5:15AM


Three funerals
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 26, 2010 10:15PM


The Difference.....
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb???

18 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2010 3:03PM


married couple
> and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their
> nine children. A blind man joins them after a
> few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
> overloaded and only the wife and t...More...
13 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2010 8:38AM


The Tree Hugger
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are yo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2010 6:20PM


Tomorrow's Sermon..Unholy Roller Church of WTF's Happenin'
Erectile Dysfunction, Viagra, and God's Will

Even those of us who are godly and walk in the way of the Lord may find ourselves from time to time beset by afflictions and setbacks – problems such as...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2010 12:57PM


Another old couple
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the
Black male reaches a certain age, a string is t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2010 2:12PM


Restaurant Choices
A peek into the future.............

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 27, 2010 7:46AM


The Queen's Riddle
I got this joke in an email and thought it was rather funny...........and before anyone gets their panties in a knot....if GW was still president the names would be changed and I would still post it.....More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jan 25, 2010 1:28PM


The Sex Professor Asks............
The Sex professor asks a woman..........

Do you know what your asshole is doing during an orgasm..............

her reply
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 23, 2010 4:15PM


A Pirate Walks Into a Bar...
A pirate captain walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship shoved down the front of his pants. He settles up to the bar and says, "I be having Rum."

The bartender replies, "Sure thing bud...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 20, 2010 2:42PM

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