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So..this is what being married is like?
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11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2010 5:13PM


The Penis Wants a Raise
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 19, 2010 1:07PM


Welcome Back
To one of our latest members..
It's so nice to of him to grace us with his reappearance
After all, anyone who is a Real Estate Mogul in Md., a bartender in S.C.,
and a charter boat ow...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 15, 2010 2:35PM


National masturbation month
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.

(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 9:53AM


Mexican Vacation
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his

wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip

short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 6:58AM


Mixed Breed?
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 5, 2010 3:21PM


A Good Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 3, 2010 11:02AM


Forgotten Panties
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and s...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 30, 2010 10:54AM


Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2010 7:17AM


What Men Should Never Say After Sex

1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys bef...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 26, 2010 12:31PM


Fanny Green
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'

The pries...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 26, 2010 10:49AM


Frank Feldman
An Oldie but still a Goodie:

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2010 8:42PM


Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 23, 2010 9:49AM


Be Careful
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.

That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 11:12AM


Condom Purchase
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2010 9:33AM


(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....
Today...well it was the Dish guy... who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2010 9:24PM


A Bridge to Hawaii?
: A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2010 10:30AM


Greeting Cards For Bad Days

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2010 9:22AM


Funny Ones

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What is better than a ...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 14, 2010 12:15PM


Do you get an "Attitude"
From the Lack of Sex?

I know I damn sure Do!!!!! This is Bull Shit!!!
"Me Soooooo Horny"!!
16 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2010 3:39PM

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