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shyguy140

Nurse abd Motorcycle Cop
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with a ruptured appendix. The doctors operated and assured him that all went well but he kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2010 12:16AM

shyguy140

Heaven or Hell
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2010 10:05AM

shyguy140

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, '...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jul 21, 2010 9:55AM

Sunshine79

K-9 Catastrophe
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 17, 2010 9:03AM

shyguy140

Sex Therapist
A woman went to see her therapist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The therapist ask her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finall...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2010 10:36AM

Sunshine79

3 Nuns
Three Nuns all arrive at the Pearly gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that to enter they must each answer a question correctly or be sent below.

He goes to the first and ask, "Wh...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2010 9:07AM

shyguy140

COLLEGE EXAM
A college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 7, 2010 10:58AM

Lisa46

Have A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to
accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St.
Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first m...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 1, 2010 6:35PM

RevDocLove

Just A Little Military Satire For You....
The Snake Model
Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO):

1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.

2. Airborne: Lands ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2010 7:51AM

shyguy140

Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, ...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 4, 2010 9:33AM

shyguy140

Drinking With An Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 2, 2010 9:14AM

Sunshine79

A Tad Too Much
Signs you're watching too much TV

1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?"

2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline.

3....More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 31, 2010 12:07PM

straightup_9

Wouldn't it be nice......


Congressional Reform Act of 2010
1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.

A. Tw...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 24, 2010 3:33PM

Sunshine79

A Brunette, A Redhead & A Blonde......
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunet...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 21, 2010 12:29PM

sugarnspice005

So..this is what being married is like?
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11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2010 5:13PM

shyguy140

The Penis Wants a Raise
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 19, 2010 1:07PM

RevDocLove

Welcome Back
To one of our latest members..
It's so nice to of him to grace us with his reappearance
After all, anyone who is a Real Estate Mogul in Md., a bartender in S.C.,
and a charter boat ow...More...
17 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 15, 2010 2:35PM

cottoncandydragon

National masturbation month
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.

(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 9:53AM

shyguy140

Mexican Vacation
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his

wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip

short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 6, 2010 6:58AM

shyguy140

Mixed Breed?
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 5, 2010 3:21PM

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