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shyguy140
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The Penis Wants a Raise
I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or...More...
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posted May 19, 2010 1:07PM
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RevDocLove
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Welcome Back
To one of our latest members.. 
It's so nice to of him to grace us with his reappearance 
After all, anyone who is a Real Estate Mogul in Md., a bartender in S.C.,
and a charter boat ow...More...
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posted May 15, 2010 2:35PM
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shyguy140
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Mexican Vacation
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his
wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip
short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
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posted May 6, 2010 6:58AM
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shyguy140
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Mixed Breed?
A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my ...More...
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posted May 5, 2010 3:21PM
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shyguy140
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A Good Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, ...More...
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posted May 3, 2010 11:02AM
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shyguy140
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Forgotten Panties
Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and s...More...
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posted Apr 30, 2010 10:54AM
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shyguy140
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Rules For Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2010 7:17AM
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shyguy140
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Fanny Green
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'
The pries...More...
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posted Apr 26, 2010 10:49AM
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DesertSmile
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Frank Feldman
An Oldie but still a Goodie:
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "...More...
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posted Apr 23, 2010 8:42PM
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shyguy140
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Mad Cow Disease
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw ...More...
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posted Apr 23, 2010 9:49AM
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shyguy140
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Be Careful
A recent study found that 35% of men have been injured while undoing a woman's bra.
That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, an...More...
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posted Apr 21, 2010 11:12AM
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shyguy140
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Condom Purchase
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places hi...More...
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posted Apr 21, 2010 9:33AM
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shyguy140
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A Bridge to Hawaii?
:  A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the ...More...
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posted Apr 19, 2010 10:30AM
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shyguy140
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Funny Ones
What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
What is better than a ...More...
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posted Apr 14, 2010 12:15PM
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shyguy140
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Twin Brothers
Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone's...More...
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posted Apr 13, 2010 7:09AM
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