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cottoncandydragon

Unofficial Alzheimer's Test…
Unofficial Alzheimer's Test…

How fast can you guess these words
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
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12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2010 10:28PM

KitKat25

How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"...He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"...He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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15 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2010 6:11PM

shyguy140

Never Argue With A Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 17, 2010 9:27AM

shyguy140

AMAZING HOME REMEDIES THAT REALLY WORK


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2010 7:06AM

shyguy140

OBAMA SPEECH
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York .


He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native Americ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 8, 2010 7:16AM

hog77297

The Break-up
Dear Wife:

I'm writing this letter to tell you that i'm leaving you for good.I've been a good man to you for seven yrs & I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell.Your boss...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2010 10:17PM

shyguy140

What is it?
What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND works best when it is jerked?
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A Seatbelt you pervert!

Buckle up!
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 2, 2010 10:13AM

shyguy140

Letter from Mrs. Obama
Dear Taxpayers of America,

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I

want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand

dollars plus ad...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 1, 2010 10:59AM

shyguy140

BOB'S BIRTHDAY

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local st...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 1, 2010 9:22AM

shyguy140

BUILDING PERMIT
My Building Permit:

I recently applied for a building permit for my new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets
at various heights and windows all over the place and ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 25, 2010 10:53AM

shyguy140

FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would li...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Aug 24, 2010 8:15AM

shyguy140

BEER WARNING
Amazing Fact about Beer

This is scary. The same stuff might be in wine. Better to confine a guy's intake to bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka, gin and other hormone-free liquors.

This is alarming ...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2010 9:57AM

shyguy140

TRAFFIC JAM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's...More...
5 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 20, 2010 9:37AM

shyguy140

MEDICAL RESEACH


Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood rather than human
blood. It tends to make the men cocky a...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2010 8:29AM

cottoncandydragon

Oh HELL!! Things are gonna get ugly!!!
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford batteries
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 16, 2010 2:19PM

shyguy140

Cheap Cruise
Ole and Sven were talking about a cruise they could go on for only $300.00. Next day they went to town and paid their $300.00 for the cruise.

The agent told them to come with him. As they went th...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2010 9:56AM

hog77297

Badass Bob
Happily Married Biker

Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the ...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 5, 2010 9:38AM

shyguy140

Vasectomy anyone?


A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 31, 2010 7:04AM

shyguy140

Nurse abd Motorcycle Cop
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with a ruptured appendix. The doctors operated and assured him that all went well but he kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Wo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 31, 2010 12:16AM

shyguy140

Heaven or Hell
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 26, 2010 10:05AM

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