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shyguy140

THE KING'S DONKEY
A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.

Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.

The local paper then r...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2014 5:25PM

shyguy140

THANKSGIVING JOKE
One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say "touch my dick" and his mom say "feel my titties." later that day he as...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2014 10:49AM

straightup_9

Obamacare Scare
Am I the only one that has grown tired of the constant Obama bashing?

Yes, he's a piece of crap President, but for 6 years now, people have been posting and emailing convoluted theories of his moti...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2014 9:09AM

StraddleMyNose

Nothing but whores and hockey players.....
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked
to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him
that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.

The...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2014 8:44AM

StraddleMyNose

Crimea
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2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2014 10:25PM

RonaldRaygun

I did what????
So, a lot of people ask me if I regret anything I did during my eight years in office. And the answer is, just one thing.

Now, I know some of you are thinking I'm going to say Iran Contra. And ...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2014 10:34AM

StraddleMyNose

Jihad talking doll
There's a new Jihad talking doll that's out now....

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2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 21, 2013 9:11AM

StraddleMyNose

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

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1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Dec 13, 2013 3:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Grandpa, grandson, and the little worm

One day this kid is trying to get this worm to go back into his hole his grandpa says if you can get it to back in the hole I'll give you $5 dollars.

So the kid just keeps trying and it won't wor...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 7, 2013 9:06AM

shyguy140

BAD EXAMPLE
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2013 9:59PM

shyguy140

SPLINTERS IN HER CROUCH
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2013 10:04AM

shyguy140

IMMIGRANT STYLE SEX
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Aug 12, 2013 9:18AM

shyguy140

ORGASM FOR A WOMAN
There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Ye...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 10, 2013 6:25PM

shyguy140

VIRGIN FLIGHT
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 10, 2013 4:38PM

TwistAndShout

In the Eye of the Beholder
Humor, unllike beauty, is never in the eye (or mind) of the beholder. If you don't laugh at EVERY joke that's posted, no matter how many times you've heard it, surely you have no sense of humor, beca...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2013 8:03PM

mynameismarie

What a Woman Wants In a Man


What I Want In a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9....More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2013 9:10AM

mynameismarie

The Arrogance of Authority


A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2013 3:31AM

StraddleMyNose

Shipwreck

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.

After...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2013 11:21PM

StraddleMyNose

Bronze Statue

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze r...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2013 9:16PM

aftershocks

another joke -Magic Sandals
I don't normally cut and paste jokes, but I thought this one was worth sharing too!

MAGIC SANDALS

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 14, 2013 7:30PM

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