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Sunshine79
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A Cucumber, An Olive & A Penis
A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get bi...More...
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9 comments |
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posted Oct 7, 2008 10:20PM
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bobbierob
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Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth...More...
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posted Oct 7, 2008 5:15PM
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swyeter
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The Wedding Test
A man and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year when they decided to get married. His parents helped them in every way, and his friends encouraged him. Her parents liked him and the girlfri...More...
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6 comments |
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posted Oct 7, 2008 1:55PM
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swyeter
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What's Worse ~ Prison or Work
Some things are not as bad as you may think.
It can sometimes be a matter of perspective.
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend the majority of your tim...More...
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9 comments |
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posted Oct 7, 2008 1:51AM
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Sunshine79
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A Sloppy Penguin...LMAO!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops ...More...
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10 comments |
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posted Oct 6, 2008 10:42PM
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partytimemary
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Chuckle for the Day!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode ...More...
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4 comments |
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posted Oct 4, 2008 2:41PM
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sugarnspice005
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The Hired Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
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17 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM
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Sunshine79
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What An Experience!!
An atheist was walking through the woods...........
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, h...More...
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12 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Sep 29, 2008 8:25PM
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Sunshine79
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Grouchy Family, Huh?
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?' 
Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'
'Did God send you, too?' asked the child. 
'Yes, Dear,' the m...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Sep 28, 2008 4:15PM
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Ewe_Wish
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Ynot Take A Class
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, SEPTEMBER 15th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENT...More...
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44 comments |
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posted Sep 28, 2008 12:42PM
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Sunshine79
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What do I look like to you??
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do those little household ...More...
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14 comments |
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posted Sep 28, 2008 10:35AM
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Sunshine79
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Mortician & Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!  ...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Sep 26, 2008 9:32AM
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Sunshine79
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Baby Oil & Talcum Powder
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband opening the front door. 
'Hurry!' she said, 'Stand in the corner.' 
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him ...More...
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10 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Sep 25, 2008 9:56PM
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Lisa46
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The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
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6 comments |
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posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM
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swyeter
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Anyone For Some Corn Fed Venison?
I ran across this on a site and thought it to comical not to share.
It did not say it was copyrighted where I found it so I don't believe it is but if anyone has seen it before as being copyrighted l...More...
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11 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Sep 24, 2008 11:23PM
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sugarnspice005
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Blonde man joke
Yep...I said blonde MAN folks. 
This was sent to me in an email and I wanted to share the chuckle. 
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke. And well worth the wait!
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15 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Sep 24, 2008 8:40PM
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Sunshine79
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Bullfrogs & Blowjobs!
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, sh...More...
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10 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Sep 24, 2008 7:33PM
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