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TwistAndShout
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In the Eye of the Beholder
Humor, unllike beauty, is never in the eye (or mind) of the beholder. If you don't laugh at EVERY joke that's posted, no matter how many times you've heard it, surely you have no sense of humor, beca...More...
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posted Apr 12, 2013 8:03PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Shipwreck
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.
After...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2013 11:21PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Bronze Statue
A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.
He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.
He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze r...More...
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posted Mar 13, 2013 9:16PM
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aftershocks
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another joke -Magic Sandals
I don't normally cut and paste jokes, but I thought this one was worth sharing too!
MAGIC SANDALS
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2013 7:30PM
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aftershocks
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elephant jokes
Here are some elephant jokes that were new to me. Maybe they are new to you too.
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Why does a bull elephant have four feet?
Because he'd look pretty...More...
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posted Feb 10, 2013 8:25PM
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shyguy140
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A VISIT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON
There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please hel...More...
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posted Nov 8, 2012 8:00PM
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cottoncandydragon
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So bad!
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in anttempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together
with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At
strategic...More...
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posted Sep 10, 2012 10:40PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Joke
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business , and one of the hookers said , " Gonna be a good night,
I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said , "...More...
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posted Jun 1, 2012 12:25AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Blonde dent remover
Here ya go, Dawn, this blonde joke is pretty funny. 
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next da...More...
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posted May 7, 2012 1:00AM
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sugarnspice005
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It's Peanuts!!!!!!!
Just a little chuckle for you all: 
A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a bl...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2012 8:33PM
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shyguy140
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LOVING ON THE LAWN
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
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posted Feb 25, 2012 9:38AM
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shyguy140
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OUT LATE
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
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posted Feb 20, 2012 2:45PM
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shyguy140
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THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL
An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2012 7:43PM
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shyguy140
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2012 6:56AM
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shyguy140
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BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2012 7:43PM
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