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shyguy140

THE KING'S DONKEY
A King enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.

Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he gave the donkey
to the queen.

The local paper then r...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2014 5:25PM

shyguy140

THANKSGIVING JOKE
One day, little Tommy was walking past his parents room when he saw his mom and dad lying naked on the bed, he heard his dad say "touch my dick" and his mom say "feel my titties." later that day he as...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 25, 2014 10:49AM

straightup_9

Obamacare Scare
Am I the only one that has grown tired of the constant Obama bashing?

Yes, he's a piece of crap President, but for 6 years now, people have been posting and emailing convoluted theories of his moti...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2014 9:09AM

RonaldRaygun

I did what????
So, a lot of people ask me if I regret anything I did during my eight years in office. And the answer is, just one thing.

Now, I know some of you are thinking I'm going to say Iran Contra. And ...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 9, 2014 10:34AM

shyguy140

BAD EXAMPLE
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2013 9:59PM

shyguy140

SPLINTERS IN HER CROUCH
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tr...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2013 10:04AM

shyguy140

IMMIGRANT STYLE SEX
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Aug 12, 2013 9:18AM

shyguy140

ORGASM FOR A WOMAN
There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN.

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Ye...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 10, 2013 6:25PM

shyguy140

VIRGIN FLIGHT
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 10, 2013 4:38PM

TwistAndShout

In the Eye of the Beholder
Humor, unllike beauty, is never in the eye (or mind) of the beholder. If you don't laugh at EVERY joke that's posted, no matter how many times you've heard it, surely you have no sense of humor, beca...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2013 8:03PM

aftershocks

another joke -Magic Sandals
I don't normally cut and paste jokes, but I thought this one was worth sharing too!

MAGIC SANDALS

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 14, 2013 7:30PM

aftershocks

elephant jokes
Here are some elephant jokes that were new to me. Maybe they are new to you too.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why does a bull elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2013 8:25PM

TwistAndShout

How Much is that Doggerel in the Window
Our poor little darling, with pudendum hairy
finds life in America terribly scary.

As a toddler she found, when she crawled out of bed,
that her dad had become an insidious red.

And imagine he...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 27, 2013 3:49PM

shyguy140

A VISIT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON
There was this woman who had bags under her eyes and wanted to get them removed so she could look younger so she went to a plastic surgeon. She tells the doctor I cant get rid of these bags please hel...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 8, 2012 8:00PM

cottoncandydragon

So bad!
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in anttempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together
with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At
strategic...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2012 10:40PM

sugarnspice005

My 10 reasons to vote Republican
1. It's ok to tell women of America they cannot make their own decisions.

2. I fully support making it difficult, if not impossible, for the poor and minorities to vote.

3. The Constitution is j...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 24, 2012 12:15PM

cottoncandydragon

Joke
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business , and one of the hookers said , " Gonna be a good night,
I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said , "...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2012 12:25AM

sugarnspice005

It's Peanuts!!!!!!!
Just a little chuckle for you all:
A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a bl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2012 8:33PM

shyguy140

LOVING ON THE LAWN

A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 25, 2012 9:38AM

shyguy140

OUT LATE
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 20, 2012 2:45PM

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