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MsPat
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Costco Doctor
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike repli...More...
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posted May 19, 2012 10:34PM
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MsPat
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How to Start a Fight..
I know these are old but they still make me laugh.. 
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she ...More...
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posted May 8, 2012 7:44PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Blonde dent remover
Here ya go, Dawn, this blonde joke is pretty funny. 
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next da...More...
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posted May 7, 2012 1:00AM
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sugarnspice005
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It's Peanuts!!!!!!!
Just a little chuckle for you all: 
A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a bl...More...
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posted Apr 27, 2012 8:33PM
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shyguy140
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LOVING ON THE LAWN
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind ...More...
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posted Feb 25, 2012 9:38AM
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shyguy140
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OUT LATE
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights of...More...
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posted Feb 20, 2012 2:45PM
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shyguy140
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THE LITTLE WOODEN BALL
An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wood...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2012 7:43PM
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shyguy140
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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrasse...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2012 6:56AM
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shyguy140
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BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky n...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2012 7:43PM
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shyguy140
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THREE NUNS
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be ...More...
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posted Feb 4, 2012 5:33AM
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shyguy140
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PAKISTAN HOLIDAY
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pak...More...
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posted Feb 3, 2012 8:55PM
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hog77297
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The Worm Trick
Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.
Tommy left for a bit and said "Ok Grandpa, watch this". Tommy then pus...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2012 9:13AM
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shyguy140
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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met ...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2012 2:26AM
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shyguy140
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LITTLE LEROY
Holidays are here and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll ...More...
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posted Dec 23, 2011 5:45PM
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