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Lisa46

Two Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2008 7:24PM

slohand_47

Lets not make this difficult folks.
I heard this on the radio today and just had to share.

Seems someone posed the question...... as to why is there SUCH indecision in trying to decide who to vote for in the upcoming presidential el...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 9, 2008 7:05PM

BlueEyes708

50 Isn't Everything
What was she thinking? Ok, so there was freezing rain on the highway, she had at least an hours drive, on good roads, to the gig, and she was turning 50 today. There were already three strikes agains...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 5:32PM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM

BlueEyes708

THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2008 12:35PM

BlueEyes708

My Next Live
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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 1:34PM

gaymale41

DON'T GET ME WRONG.........................................
I know i don't know you ................I really shouldn't be asking you for it ........................But i need it soooooooo very badddddly....................I have not had it in such ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 5:43AM

BlueEyes708

The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM

Zaftik

A Timely Tale - The IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last,
when all of a sudden he sees a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 2, 2008 3:04PM

BlueEyes708

Another Saturday Morning
Ma and Pa Kettle Math

I posted this in video, but if you have never watch any old B&W movies, this is proving you are missing ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 29, 2008 8:30AM

buellriders69

The Parrot & Jesus
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startle...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2008 12:02AM

straightup_9

Oh no He did-ent.....


One Sunday morning, as the collection plate arrived back at the pulpit, the Reverend noticed a crisp new $100.00 bill lying on top.....Totally awe-stricken at such generosity, he step...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 26, 2008 3:01PM

BlueEyes708

Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM

BlueEyes708

Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM

j3411

Well Ain't that Nice
Blanch and Sadie, two retired Southern Ladies were sitting on the porch at the retirement home. Sipping lemonade and rocking in their chairs.

Blanch takes a sip and says: " I sure do miss my Henry...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 10:59AM

BlueEyes708

The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM

BlueEyes708

WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM

BlueEyes708

Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he

was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me

rob this bank?" ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM

BlueEyes708

486-5731
'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM

Lisa46

Tax Rebate
Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600

tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There

are other amounts depending on one's individu...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 11:13PM

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