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Why Women Are 'Occasionally" Crabby..... (joke)

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously ...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2008 10:52AM


What % Do You Give?
What is the key to success today? We have all heard the phrase at some time that you need to give 110%. But isn’t that an impossibility? I think it would be if you consider that if someone does 110...More...
16 comments | 6 kudos | posted Sep 3, 2008 2:54PM


Web sites can be deceiving...........
One of the people I work with sent me this. Sorta makes you wonder what was on their minds when the naming of their web sites was being discussed.

All of these are legitimate companies tha...More...
10 comments | 6 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2008 9:17PM


Daily Funny
A little laugh to start the day - no offense and no charge.
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, tell me something that will make me hap...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Aug 19, 2008 10:39AM


The Mule
In Louisiana, this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident,
caused by
a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
Didn't you say, at the scene of the ...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2008 12:09PM


It's official's official...Hell had definitely frozen over!

I was visiting my parents this past weekend..and my Dad loves CMT (Country Music Television). I only half ass pay attention to the cha...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 8, 2008 8:21PM


The Bathing Suit
A friend sent this in an email today.....thanks Sis! You know who you are.

The Bathing Suit

When I was a child the bathing suit for the mature figure was boned, trussed and r...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 30, 2008 8:47PM


You step into the room and sit next to me. Your shirt drops to the side, revealing that you’re not wearing a bra.

Breasts! Something inside of me clicks on, like having someone with a two-by-four ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2008 2:57PM


A Woman’s & A Man’s Perception of A Day's Events
Why it is a good thing women cannot read men’s minds.

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to me...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2008 2:37PM


How not to sell abroad - Humor
Choice Translating aims to prevent marketing mistranslations, such as these widely reported gaffes.

Parker Pen

Marketing: The Quink pen "won't leak and embarrass you."
Spanish mistranslation: ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2008 12:12PM


The Italian Lover
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
Gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
Bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
Spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 9:22PM


Bathroom Humor.....Funny Shit! (No Pun Intended)
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men.

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 2, 2008 6:47PM


A Funny Thing Happened While We Were . . .
Humor and the bedroom. Yes, sex is hot, steamy, spine-tingling, and all that. But have you ever had one of those moments when you just had to laugh? Not long ago, my honey and I had a good laugh du...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2008 9:10PM


Newspaper Headlines...2029!
Compliments of our expatriate, Canu.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities st...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2008 8:40AM


Men & there a Connection?
Do you think prayer really works?

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So, I reaaaaally hope that prayer works. Sincerely.
Cause there is ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 7, 2008 10:09PM


Strange you have one?
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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blve...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2008 5:05PM


Free Gas (Redneck Joke)
Hopefully y'all haven't seen this one yet, but cosidering the price of gas lately, I just couldn't resist. I'm not referring to Straddles type of gas mentioned earlier.

A gas station ow...More...
12 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2008 5:38PM


the nickels
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realiz...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2008 2:21PM


Being A Dick
It's not new or original but I still like it
Hmmm.... That could be said of most of the dicks I've met

8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 23, 2008 2:22AM


Installing a built in dishwasher
A couple of things I learned the other day about installing a built in dishwasher.

1. Make sure you have all the right tools. Short screw driver, pliers, wrench.
2. Make sure you have a LOT of ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2008 6:07PM

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