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I used to try to be clever, but that never got me laid.
Like I said, spending time on these posts trying to demonstrate that I had a personality didn't work, so now I just want some pussy. I want a girl to suck my dick, have sex with me, and let me cum all...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2009 12:50AM


You CAN have sex with my personality
I have a huge sense of humor that would feel great inside of you. I'm very fit, I have bulging, sculped intelligence, and luscious flowing locks of friendliness. Every time I smile you can see my shin...More...
15 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2009 1:56AM


Heat Wave
It was a beauty of a day up here in da nort up ta 39 today . First day since mid December where da temp actually went above 32...... break out the t-shirts n shorts Ah ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 7:23PM


Prove to me that you're a real person: a Turing test
As I'm sure all of the guys on this site know (and perhaps some of the girls), there are a ton fo people on here who pretend to be a real person and/or a nymphomaniac. They send us messages, post com...More...
33 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 4:03AM


A bit of Irish Humor
Irish birth control

Mrs. McGervey was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father O'Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Mc...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2009 10:14PM


Country Music
Well I found this on Craigslist lol Hey just lookin but anyway this is so funny
Rodney Carrington is at it again.
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2008 3:09PM



As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2008 11:28AM


Fun in decorating for Christmas
Here's the necessary items one needs for fun in decorating the house for Christmas:

1. A couple of strings of lights. One string for the tree, one for the window. ( If you want to use more than tha...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2008 5:26PM


The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM


Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM


Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM


humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:13PM


Loving ourselves...
I’m feeling horny. Considering all the limiting factors involved, how should I masturbate to get maximum thrust?




E. All of the above.

Oh! How man...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2008 7:11PM


The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM


Write In Candidate.. (no it's not a serious political blog)

I thought I would share this with everyone who knows who they are voting for and those who aren't quite sure...yet.
I got it from my daughter...who actually got it from my ex-husband.. I gue...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2008 12:24PM


The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM


Some wisdom from Larry The Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the res...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 22, 2008 8:30PM


Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM


David Is Returning To Italy
Here's another cute one that was sent to me to post if I thought it was cute or funny.

WoW I do think it cute and funny so here it is.

Michelangelo's David has been on loan t...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 8:52PM


embarassing moment
Okay, so I went with my mother to the store the other day.

Mother is sweet and pure and never has an impure thought (well, except when my siblings and I were conceived)

She wanted to get a hand...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 6, 2008 1:58AM

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