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soonersoccer

You CAN have sex with my personality
I have a huge sense of humor that would feel great inside of you. I'm very fit, I have bulging, sculped intelligence, and luscious flowing locks of friendliness. Every time I smile you can see my shin...More...
15 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2009 1:56AM

LilGriz

Heat Wave
It was a beauty of a day up here in da nort country.....got up ta 39 today . First day since mid December where da temp actually went above 32...... break out the t-shirts n shorts Ah ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 7:23PM

soonersoccer

Prove to me that you're a real person: a Turing test
As I'm sure all of the guys on this site know (and perhaps some of the girls), there are a ton fo people on here who pretend to be a real person and/or a nymphomaniac. They send us messages, post com...More...
33 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 4:03AM

straddle_fun

A bit of Irish Humor
Irish birth control


Mrs. McGervey was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father O'Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Mc...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2009 10:14PM

Lisa46

Country Music
Well I found this on Craigslist lol Hey just lookin but anyway this is so funny
Rodney Carrington is at it again.
http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2008 3:09PM

Lisa46

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2008 11:28AM

sugarnspice005

Fun in decorating for Christmas
Here's the necessary items one needs for fun in decorating the house for Christmas:

1. A couple of strings of lights. One string for the tree, one for the window. ( If you want to use more than tha...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2008 5:26PM

Lisa46

The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM

Lisa46

Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
>...More...
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM

BlueEyes708

Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM

dakota323

humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:13PM

JackfromtheBox

Loving ourselves...
I’m feeling horny. Considering all the limiting factors involved, how should I masturbate to get maximum thrust?

Liftoff?

Decompression?

Expulsion?

E. All of the above.

Oh! How man...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2008 7:11PM

sugarnspice005

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM

casuallylooking

Write In Candidate.. (no it's not a serious political blog)

I thought I would share this with everyone who knows who they are voting for and those who aren't quite sure...yet.
I got it from my daughter...who actually got it from my ex-husband.. I gue...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2008 12:24PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

sugarnspice005

Some wisdom from Larry The Cable Guy


1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the res...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 22, 2008 8:30PM

cottoncandydragon

Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM

swyeter

David Is Returning To Italy
Here's another cute one that was sent to me to post if I thought it was cute or funny.

WoW I do think it cute and funny so here it is.

Michelangelo's David has been on loan t...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 8:52PM

bobbierob

embarassing moment
Okay, so I went with my mother to the store the other day.

Mother is sweet and pure and never has an impure thought (well, except when my siblings and I were conceived)

She wanted to get a hand...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 6, 2008 1:58AM

casuallylooking

Why Women Are 'Occasionally" Crabby..... (joke)

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously ...More...
17 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 4, 2008 10:52AM

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