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cottoncandydragon

Top ten signs
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 27, 2009 10:43AM

NaughtyBoy424

Sex Cams and Nigerian Scams!
If you are stuck in a hotel room in Nigeria and need $750, give me a holler!

If you are xyz@imail89.com and have a webcam, drop me a line!


9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 24, 2009 6:54PM

Lisa46

Order UP!!!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2009 6:42PM

Lisa46

Two Old guys Chatting
Two old guys were
chatting.....One said to the other:

"My 70th birthday was yesterday.

The wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy responded:

"Wow, that's amazing!! ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2009 10:09PM

cottoncandydragon

Thisis my excuse, too!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 5, 2009 4:11PM

Lisa46

Lighten up our day
Just a few jokes I've received thought I'd share with you.

Helping with housework

Housework used to be a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed,...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2009 2:26PM

aspiringwriter

If I were president
CEO's of giant failing companies would only be allowed to
request more gov't money by entering a battle to the death
tournament a la Thunderdome (2 men enter one man leaves)

Congresspersons woul...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 9:17PM

sugarnspice005

Too cute and too true.
If you have read this before, I hope you enjoy reading it again. I got this from my sister and got a good chuckle out of it. Enjoy.

If you are 30 or older you will think this is ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2009 6:09PM

Lisa46

Old Couple Engagement
okay I can't help it this is so cute

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2009 4:51PM

cottoncandydragon

Banking
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM

bandit892

Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: N...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 9:35PM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:47AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:45AM

bandit892

why they do it? (for a friend)
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obs...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2009 12:49AM

BlueEyes708

Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM

cottoncandydragon

Three women

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM

SleepingDreamer

Glory Holes
"A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole) is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or ob...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 5:39PM

soonersoccer

I used to try to be clever, but that never got me laid.
Like I said, spending time on these posts trying to demonstrate that I had a personality didn't work, so now I just want some pussy. I want a girl to suck my dick, have sex with me, and let me cum all...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2009 12:50AM

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