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BlueEyes708

Dance Class revisited

“Ok, what am I doing here” I asked myself as I walked into the mirror lined workout room at the local gym.

“I haven’t had tap shoes on since was at least 9” I muttered as I looked at the brand ne...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 5:17PM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Ring


Another oldie but goodie. I get them e-mailed to me once in awhile thought I'd share



A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
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6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 8, 2010 8:23PM

sugarnspice005

Almost a snowless winter here in the midwest
I couldn't believe it...on Christmas day, instead of it snowing, it rained here. Not complaining though...unlike my neighbor in Ohio. I've kind of enjoyed not having to dig out my driveway 3...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 27, 2009 5:51PM

LilGriz

Redneck Jokes
Since I installed iGoogle, I picked out adding Redneck Jokes to my home page. Here are some of the funnier (at least in MY opinion) ones I have found. Course, now that I'm unemployed, I have more ti...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2009 1:22PM

BlueEyes708

Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM

BlueEyes708

Unusual Laws
My apologies if this has been posted recently, I have been around here much lately.

I hope you get a Saturday Morning laugh

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 7, 2009 12:05PM

sugarnspice005

Checking email is such an adventure
Don't you think? I'm not talking about the email here at AMD, I'm talking about other email. I love the ones from someone I don't know, never heard of, and they title their message with: "About your...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 10:37AM

BlueEyes708

Why I had to change Hotels


Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
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17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM

BlueEyes708

Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM

BlueEyes708

Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM

BlueEyes708

Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

Dumb Texas Laws
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Texas State Law - Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 3, 2009 12:54PM

cottoncandydragon

The bet
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2009 1:13AM

cottoncandydragon

Kin


Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 29, 2009 12:50AM

Lisa46

How to stop the church gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activit...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 28, 2009 8:14AM

cottoncandydragon

BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2009 11:57PM

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