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max49

Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what yo...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 13, 2007 12:34PM

max49

Celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter
and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare,
"It is essen...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Nov 9, 2007 9:38AM

max49

Sunblock
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wi...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2007 5:23PM

max49

WHAT IS BUTT DUST?


What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby s...More...
6 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 1, 2007 4:01PM

max49

William's Half Sister
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room
and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.
She lives a block away and her n...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 28, 2007 7:22PM

max49

Why Parents Drink
To my friends with Children: Why parents drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he di...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2007 6:46AM

max49

As I've Matured
As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the b...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2007 9:05AM

South_Of_Main

The Mahogany Row Restroom Incident...
I was on the forums today and came across a post asking if people had ever met their soulmate. Here's a story I posted 'on the other side' a year or so ago about the moment when I met my soulmate.
...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 7:22PM

StraddleMyNose

Too much sex can be hazardous in blogging. lol
I must take a page out of Larry's book and apologize to a lot of you. For a while now I haven't done a lot of sex blogs. I know most of you guys miss my kinky, crazy, horny blogs. There are a fe...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 22, 2007 5:35PM

StraddleMyNose

Top 5 Baby Names of U.S., Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia
United States

Rank / Boys / Girls
1 / Jacob / Emily
2 / Michael / Emma
3 / Joshua / Madison
4 / Ethan /...More...
15 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2007 5:35PM

max49

Which is Worse?
This should be fun.

Which is worse?

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket
and got s...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2007 10:52AM

Bardog_6

Electric Train - Joke
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yo...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 4, 2007 4:37PM

max49

Prison Escapee
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, w...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 17, 2007 9:52AM

max49

Men & Women
A man and his wife were working in their garden one

day and the man looks

over at his wife and says:

Your butt is getting really big, I mean really

big. I bet your butt is

bigger than ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 16, 2007 9:47AM

max49

Two Hillbillies at Dairy Queen
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen.
While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, be...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 20, 2007 2:44PM

max49

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness in America:
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AM...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2007 11:30AM

drill_sarge

My First Taser
Last weekend I spied something at the pawn shop that tickled my fancy. Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled. I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion was our 18th anniversary...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2007 10:46PM

ksk72

Time for some Sex and Humor
Ok I will get things started off since no one else will. Here is a funny sex story for you all.

After about a month of chatting and exchanging pics I want to do him bad and he feels the sam...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 23, 2007 2:00PM

StraddleMyNose

Farts and Blowjobs
Late last night while Kim and I were talking we had been on the phone for about 3 hours and it coming up on 7am my time. We were both tired and getting a little silly (I get pretty silly whe...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2007 3:55PM

BigGreyWolf347

Sex Frogs for Sale
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 ea...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2007 10:01AM

StraddleMyNose

NAIR!
I being a guy who has shaved different areas of his body, I had tried Nair a few years ago to actually cut down on shaving so much. It seemed to work well on me, so I thought how it would be...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 5, 2007 3:47AM

sundance64

Religious Truths **Joke**
IMPORTANT to know... During these serious times people of all
faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2007 1:50PM

BigGreyWolf347

Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy!

Rodeo Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatti...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:45AM

sundance64

Calmness in our lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner p...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2007 6:29PM

Sherotica

3 Words After Sex...
This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 3 words you might say after sex but try not to use what someone else says.. Place your 3 words in the comment section of this blog pos...More...
598 comments | 22 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2007 4:26PM

DickSlippery

The Blogs They Are A Changin...
Okay...so I'm perusing the new blogs page (I do, from time 2 time, actually read other people's blogs. U know...whenever I'm not 2 busy feeding the homeless or trying 2 sneak a peek N2 the girl's lock...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2006 4:14AM

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