AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating
These are recent blogs posted by members that were tagged with humor.

Lisa46

We can't see God because He isn't there???


One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do yo...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2007 9:13AM

StraddleMyNose

Adventure in West Virginia (some fun, gross, and cool things)
Friday afternoon Kim and I ventured out to an out of state shopping mall in Huntington West Virginia. It took us almost an hour to get there, but once we did the reward was good (well, some was....More...
25 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2007 4:16PM

Lisa46

Think your havin a bad day???

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
>> died
>> in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00
>> a.m. ,
>> regardless of their medical condition.
>>
>> This puzzled the do...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2007 2:10PM

Lisa46

How latex gloves are made.
Pretty boring Monday so here is something to make you'all smile!
A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2007 12:10PM

swyeter

School Prayer
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said:

"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their ever...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2007 2:50AM

Lisa46

A blonde from Alabama
A blonde from Alabama arrived in Vegas and bet twenty-thousand
>>> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
>>> ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 12, 2007 2:58PM

StraddleMyNose

Daisy Duke Shorts and other short shorts
Ladies, I know a lot of women that wear "Daisy Duke" shorts just about everywhere they go. But does it turn you on when a guy wears short shorts, or do you think there should be a double standard in t...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 10, 2007 8:31PM

regularguy354

Science Exam Answers (Joke/Humor)
If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2007 7:17PM

Lisa46

E-Mail
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 26, 2007 11:40AM

Lisa46

The Gay Flight Attandant
>
>>My flight was being served by an
>>obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood
>>as He served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
>>sw...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2007 8:36AM

StraddleMyNose

Would you french kiss someone with rotten teeth?
How important is teeth to you. Would you date someone with really bad teeth, or maybe even french kiss someone with rotten teeth? How far would you actually go as far as sticking your tongu...More...
25 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 22, 2007 7:59PM

maggiemae1969

I can breathe
again ...... feels like some fresh air has been let in , we have humor and laughter again ........ other than oscar the cats demise it looked to be a fairly uneventful day ..... and after reading ever...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2007 10:02AM

swyeter

Sexual Stimulation
{image omitted; click title to view}

One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a m...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2007 1:38PM

Lisa46

What Do You Do All Day?
> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all ar...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2007 12:30PM

Lisa46

Blonde (sorry ya'll)
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
dandruff gets into the elevator. The women...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 17, 2007 9:27AM

Lisa46

Red Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2007 11:30AM

regularguy354

Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
...More...
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2007 12:15AM

South_Of_Main

The Love Calculator...
Just the other day I was surfing online when I heard that little ‘ding’ letting me know that I had just received another email. Curious as to what it was, I opened up my ever bulging inbox. Was it a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2007 7:06AM

South_Of_Main

Dear ICANN...
Dear ICANN,

I would like to thank you for all the new top level domain names that you have recently approved. Thanks to your foresight and diligence, in addition to the well known .com, .net, and ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2007 10:25AM

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
humor blogs