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BlueEyes708

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hil...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 9:18AM

BlueEyes708

Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 27, 2008 1:37PM

Lisa46

Married 44 years
> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and

> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2008 9:52AM

StraddleMyNose

Fucking Appalachian Triangle!
Okay, Kim and I went out of town again to take care of some business, and yes, that business was in the "Appalachian Triangle". On our way to South Point we were stopped by the Ohio Highway Pa...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 18, 2008 7:26PM

mrknowuwell

THE NEW AND IMPROVED........
amd game.........yes sireeeee.......the WANNA FUCK GAME.....i will go first

i lost my job 2 day.......WANNA FUCK
i am a new lotto millionaire.......WANNA FUCK
nice shoes........WANNA FUCK
your u...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 16, 2008 11:32PM

BlueEyes708

Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007
This was an e-mail, but I wanted to share them

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The ma...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 14, 2008 9:48AM

StraddleMyNose

Big Brother: Cupid
Who started watch Big Brother: Cupid last night? It's current on right now, and I thought that I would try to squeeze this blog in while watching it. It's really getting good, with Jacob starting some...More...
21 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 13, 2008 8:36PM

Lisa46

The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Appalachian Triangle
Kim and I had a pretty busy day. Spent most of the day and night with her. The day started out running a few errands with her early in the day. I picked her back up around 5pm and we went on ...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 9, 2008 1:00AM

swyeter

An Open Rules Query for the AMD Butt Game
Is the Butt Game limited to amateurs only or can professionals enter? Or should there be separate categories for professionals and amateurs?

If it is amateurs only serious screening of the applica...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 2:24PM

auralpersuasion

I think I might be a lesbian too (humor)
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a hot young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2008 7:00PM

straightup_9

New Boots...(joke...)
Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....

An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2008 3:46PM

auralpersuasion

big O's every time (humor)
Jill: I just bought this new product that has really
improved my enjoyment of sex. It's a topical cream,
completely organic, safe to use and almost
guarantees you'll have an orgasm each time you ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2008 6:41PM

StraddleMyNose

American Idol and American Gladiators
Since I was accused of being a blog addict by my sweetie, I figure I would do my 351st blog right now *clears throat*. American Idol starts tonight. Who going to watch it tonight? The first thr...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2008 6:26PM

StraddleMyNose

Guys, would you let your lover wax your chest, back, and balls?
Last night I got my back waxed. Yes, I had some hair back there, and for a while now Kim has been bugging me about wanting to wax me. She wanted to hear me yell and scream in pain, but it didn't...More...
39 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2008 2:04PM

StraddleMyNose

6 toes are better than 5
As many of you know our good friend Tammy is leaving Ohio to back home to Minnesota, her home state. Kim and I are going to miss having her around, but we understand it's what she wants and pro...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 11, 2008 9:09PM

StraddleMyNose

Me a chick???! I don't think so! LOL
Okay, I'm sure you most of you all know that earlier in the summer Kim and I went to Walmart and I was mistaken for a chick from the back because of my beatiful hair as I was heading toward th...More...
24 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2007 3:00AM

free2spoilu

Important Christmas Notice!
While diddling around on the net this morning I found this important and highly surprising piece of information:
Christmas Has Been Cancled!
Aparently so many people told Santa that they ...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 2, 2007 8:02AM

mzhunyhole

GOT BOOBS
Some things can be way too big and some things can be right down itty bitty..then there are things that are just right..and no today..I ain't talking about dicks..for a change..I'm talking bout tittie...More...
26 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 18, 2007 11:27AM

mzhunyhole

Great Big Dicks
I think I purty much speak out for most women..when I say..we don't want huge cocks. Our lil ole pussy's are just so big ya know..they can just take soooo much of a good thang..no matter how big...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | posted Nov 16, 2007 1:12AM

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