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Men Say the Funniest Things
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 11:11AM


Firing Up the Grill
In the midst of a heated argument, a husband told his wife that she was so fat her butt was as big as his grill.
Later in the evening when the husband had long since forgot the argument and was feeli...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 10:58AM


Things Women Say to Men

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2008 5:37PM


Your Laugh For Today .....
Hi All

I was reading the newspaper online and came across this item .....
Thought you would get a laugh ....

Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. --...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 18, 2008 10:10PM


If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2008 1:11PM


I love men, but these are still hilarious.
Men are like….

1) Men are like laxatives… they irritate the crap out of you.

2) Men are like bananas… The older they get, the less firm they are

3) Men are like the weathe...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 2, 2008 10:41AM


Weekend Follies
I met some wonderful new friends this past weekend ......But .......I don`t think Wisconsin is ready for them to visit . I found out two are pyromanics.....Wisconsin had the pestigo fire and not to fa...More...
21 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 24, 2008 5:31PM


I hope you do not take offense ....
That said we go ..I`m living in a small rural farming community ....It is 5 am on a Friday . I pull into my local co-op (farm supplies and mini mart ) Yep ...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 12, 2008 5:15AM


How to Know If You're An Extreme Redneck
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been ma...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 12:03AM


Quick Thinking
Quick Thinking

When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was totally naïve.

On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria said, "Pedro! What ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2007 8:39AM


Red Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2007 11:30AM


Humor, True laws of life
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
2 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2007 12:15AM


The Love Calculator...
Just the other day I was surfing online when I heard that little ‘ding’ letting me know that I had just received another email. Curious as to what it was, I opened up my ever bulging inbox. Was it a...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 4, 2007 7:06AM


Dear ICANN...

I would like to thank you for all the new top level domain names that you have recently approved. Thanks to your foresight and diligence, in addition to the well known .com, .net, and ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2007 10:25AM


The Mahogany Row Restroom Incident...
I was on the forums today and came across a post asking if people had ever met their soulmate. Here's a story I posted 'on the other side' a year or so ago about the moment when I met my soulmate.
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2007 7:22PM


Which is Worse?
This should be fun.

Which is worse?

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut
off from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket
and got s...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 5, 2007 10:52AM


Electric Train - Joke
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of yo...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 4, 2007 4:37PM


Prison Escapee
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, w...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 17, 2007 9:52AM


Men & Women
A man and his wife were working in their garden one

day and the man looks

over at his wife and says:

Your butt is getting really big, I mean really

big. I bet your butt is

bigger than ...More...
3 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 16, 2007 9:47AM


Two Hillbillies at Dairy Queen
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen.
While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, be...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 20, 2007 2:44PM


Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness in America:
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AM...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 19, 2007 11:30AM


My First Taser
Last weekend I spied something at the pawn shop that tickled my fancy. Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled. I bought something really cool for my wife. The occasion was our 18th anniversary...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2007 10:46PM


Time for some Sex and Humor
Ok I will get things started off since no one else will. Here is a funny sex story for you all.

After about a month of chatting and exchanging pics I want to do him bad and he feels the sam...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 23, 2007 2:00PM


Sex Frogs for Sale
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 ea...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 15, 2007 10:01AM


Religious Truths **Joke**
IMPORTANT to know... During these serious times people of all
faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not ...More...
19 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2007 1:50PM


Rodeo Sex
Someone just sent this to me and when I stopped laughing it just seemed like the right thing to do to pass it along. Enjoy!

Rodeo Sex
Three Texans, Pappy, Joe and Ben, were out on the range chatti...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:45AM


Calmness in our lives
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner p...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2007 6:29PM


3 Words After Sex...
This could be a fun thing...Have a sense of humor and make up any 3 words you might say after sex but try not to use what someone else says.. Place your 3 words in the comment section of this blog pos...More...
598 comments | 22 kudos | posted Jan 5, 2007 4:26PM


The Blogs They Are A Changin... I'm perusing the new blogs page (I do, from time 2 time, actually read other people's blogs. U know...whenever I'm not 2 busy feeding the homeless or trying 2 sneak a peek N2 the girl's lock...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 20, 2006 4:14AM

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