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BlueEyes708

The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM

BlueEyes708

WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM

BlueEyes708

Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he

was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me

rob this bank?" ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM

BlueEyes708

486-5731
'Hello?'

'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM

Lisa46

Tax Rebate
Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600

tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There

are other amounts depending on one's individu...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 11:13PM

BlueEyes708

This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM

StraddleMyNose

Who's worst talking on a cell while driving, Men or Women?
I don't know how many times I have seen women talk on the cell phone while driving their cars. Don't get me wrong, men do it too, but seems like I see more women than ever doing this nasty hab...More...
20 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2008 9:08PM

Lisa46

Loose Women Leads, Tips !
This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement
Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a...More...
28 comments | 8 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2008 1:44PM

StraddleMyNose

NUKE that sucker!
If there was one thing you would love to nuke in the microwave, what would it be? This does not include food. Just an object that you have laying around the house that you hate, or may piss you off. O...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2008 10:49PM

BlueEyes708

Sentence Structure


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM

BlueEyes708

how to use the rebate


As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM

BlueEyes708

True or not, It's still funny.

Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2008 1:03PM

BlueEyes708

Weather Warning (Especially in Ohio)

When you walk out the door in the morning, and see this in the sky...

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Just go back in the house, pour
anoth...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2008 11:49AM

BlueEyes708

Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2008 9:29PM

BlueEyes708

When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:51AM

BlueEyes708

A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time

~~~~~~~~

in a land far away,

~~~~~~~~

a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecolog...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:31AM

BlueEyes708

This will REALLY test your American English!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html
Take the test and post your score.
It was fun reading the choices.

I made
58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
30 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 10:20PM

StraddleMyNose

Rock of love II
Who's been watching this show this season on VH-1? Seems like the women are worse this year than the ones from last season. As for my favorite, it's Kristy Jo. Seems like all the girls a...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 9:47PM

Zaftik

Sunday Morning Funnies (Mostly)
Hey y'all
Once again it is 1am on a Sunday morning and I am hanging out on AMD.
Not that I don't love y'all but I gotta get a life
In the mean time, I think I'll write another blog.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 5:28AM

BlueEyes708

Titanic and My Life

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........



"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 10:59PM

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