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StraddleMyNose

Farts and blowjobs
Ever go down on someone only to have them let out a fart by accident? I have never had this happen to me, and I have never done this to anyone as well. Man, the embarrassment it would be. Anyon...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 11:33PM

StraddleMyNose

Police find woman's mummified body
Oh hell, just when you thought that you have heard everything something like this pop's up in the news. lol This happened in Detroit. Police say they found the partially mummified body of a woma...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 9:46PM

StraddleMyNose

"Yes Dear"...
Do women really like it when their husband/lover says "yes dear" to them after a stearn lecture? Seems like guys who do this usually are self defeated whipped husbands and lovers, or is it beca...More...
31 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2008 11:08PM

StraddleMyNose

Would you french kiss and/or date someone with rotten teeth, or no teeth?
Would any of you actually french kiss someone with rotten teeth, or someone with no teeth? I have a female friend that lives up in Dover Ohio, and she's 33 years old, but doesn't have any teeth....More...
30 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2008 9:16AM

StraddleMyNose

Buried Red Sox jersey to curse the Yankees? LOL
This has been in the news over the past few days. A construction worker's bid to curse the Yankees by planting a Red Sox jersey in their new stadium was foiled Sunday when the team removed the ...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 12:32AM

BlueEyes708

50 Isn't Everything
What was she thinking? Ok, so there was freezing rain on the highway, she had at least an hours drive, on good roads, to the gig, and she was turning 50 today. There were already three strikes agains...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 5:32PM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM

BlueEyes708

THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2008 12:35PM

BlueEyes708

My Next Live
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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 1:34PM

gaymale41

DON'T GET ME WRONG.........................................
I know i don't know you ................I really shouldn't be asking you for it ........................But i need it soooooooo very badddddly....................I have not had it in such ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 5:43AM

BlueEyes708

The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM

Zaftik

A Timely Tale - The IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last,
when all of a sudden he sees a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 2, 2008 3:04PM

BlueEyes708

Another Saturday Morning
Ma and Pa Kettle Math

I posted this in video, but if you have never watch any old B&W movies, this is proving you are missing ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 29, 2008 8:30AM

buellriders69

The Parrot & Jesus
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startle...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2008 12:02AM

straightup_9

Oh no He did-ent.....


One Sunday morning, as the collection plate arrived back at the pulpit, the Reverend noticed a crisp new $100.00 bill lying on top.....Totally awe-stricken at such generosity, he step...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 26, 2008 3:01PM

BlueEyes708

Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:

Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM

BlueEyes708

Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
16 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM

j3411

Well Ain't that Nice
Blanch and Sadie, two retired Southern Ladies were sitting on the porch at the retirement home. Sipping lemonade and rocking in their chairs.

Blanch takes a sip and says: " I sure do miss my Henry...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2008 10:59AM

StraddleMyNose

Does each race smell differently?
Okay, just got off the phone with Kim and she said something that I have never ever heard before. Kim has been without a car since she's gotten back to Washington, and she finally bought a van f...More...
37 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2008 2:47AM

StraddleMyNose

Teeth
I know this 33 year old woman whom I have known for a while now and I have yet to meet her in person. I have talked with her over the phone a lot of times and she seems like a very nice intelligent wo...More...
35 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2007 12:15AM

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