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StraddleMyNose

Do you remember the date you lost your virginity?
Not too many people know or even care for that matter in remembering the date they lost their virginity, or what it felt like to have your "cherry popped". I have always remembered the date I l...More...
25 comments | 2 kudos | posted Aug 17, 2008 9:14PM

sugarnspice005

It's official
Yep..it's official...Hell had definitely frozen over!

I was visiting my parents this past weekend..and my Dad loves CMT (Country Music Television). I only half ass pay attention to the cha...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 8, 2008 8:21PM

StraddleMyNose

Vote for me!


Okay, after a careful review of the options for the up-coming election,:

(a) A woman who can't handle sniper fire.
(b) A black man who can't account for his money and wa...More...
20 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 5, 2008 3:04AM

sugarnspice005

The Bathing Suit
A friend sent this in an email today.....thanks Sis! You know who you are.

The Bathing Suit



When I was a child the bathing suit for the mature figure was boned, trussed and r...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 30, 2008 8:47PM

StraddleMyNose

Who do you think is the perfect opposite gender of you?
This should be an interesting game. Have you ever thought of who would make the perfect male/female version of you? I'm sure all of us have thought about this about ourselves. Giving this some...More...
45 comments | 11 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2008 6:33PM

StraddleMyNose

Job at the F.B.I.


........If Bruce doesn't think this is funny, well then he has no sense of humor! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background chec...More...
31 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jul 21, 2008 11:57PM

StraddleMyNose

If you smoke, what's your favorite cigarette brand?
I'm not a smoker at all, and to smell the cigarette smoke gives me a headache at that. Cigar smell to me is actually a better smell. Even though a little cigar smell isn't bad at all, I still w...More...
19 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2008 9:46PM

JackfromtheBox

jiggle
You step into the room and sit next to me. Your shirt drops to the side, revealing that you’re not wearing a bra.

Breasts! Something inside of me clicks on, like having someone with a two-by-four ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jul 19, 2008 2:57PM

swyeter

A Woman’s & A Man’s Perception of A Day's Events
Why it is a good thing women cannot read men’s minds.

HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to me...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 19, 2008 2:37PM

Wordsofwit

How not to sell abroad - Humor
Choice Translating aims to prevent marketing mistranslations, such as these widely reported gaffes.

Parker Pen

Marketing: The Quink pen "won't leak and embarrass you."
Spanish mistranslation: ...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2008 12:12PM

Lisa46

The Italian Lover
The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian
Gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite
Bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a
Spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 9:22PM

StraddleMyNose

Most older people (over 60) shouldn't own cell phones! lol
Half the baby boomers (people born between 1946-1964 who are between the ages of 44-62) and most of the grand generation (people born between 1928-1946 between the ages of 62-78) shouldn't own...More...
48 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2008 8:09PM

Sunshine79

Bathroom Humor.....Funny Shit! (No Pun Intended)
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men.

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 2, 2008 6:47PM

lynxkat

A Funny Thing Happened While We Were . . .
Humor and the bedroom. Yes, sex is hot, steamy, spine-tingling, and all that. But have you ever had one of those moments when you just had to laugh? Not long ago, my honey and I had a good laugh du...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2008 9:10PM

StraddleMyNose

Some Friday Laughs!


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ...... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'

2. A...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 27, 2008 10:07PM

StraddleMyNose

Which is harder to get out, shit stains or blood stains?
Okay, I was curious to know from all of you which do you think is harder to get out, shit stains or blood stains? Also, what laundry soap do you use and think is the best?

Btw, neve...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2008 3:39AM

Wordsofwit

Newspaper Headlines...2029!
Compliments of our expatriate, Canu.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities st...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2008 8:40AM

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