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StraddleMyNose

What does your kid(s), grandkid(s) want for Christmas this year?
What does your kid(s) and grandkid(s) want this year for Christmas? Or what have you decided to get them this year as far as their wants and needs go? About three weeks ago my daughter (which wi...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 18, 2008 5:08PM

sugarnspice005

Fun in decorating for Christmas
Here's the necessary items one needs for fun in decorating the house for Christmas:

1. A couple of strings of lights. One string for the tree, one for the window. ( If you want to use more than tha...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2008 5:26PM

StraddleMyNose

Apartment for rent!

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with hi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2008 8:38AM

Lisa46

The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM

Lisa46

Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
>...More...
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM

StraddleMyNose

Pregnant from anal sex
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was
such a
good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The docto...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2008 11:55AM

StraddleMyNose

The spoiled under-30 crowd!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2008 5:13AM

BlueEyes708

Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM

StraddleMyNose

Smart Texan

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each
one you one wish, w...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 24, 2008 9:38PM

StraddleMyNose

Herman and the Army
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2008 3:42AM

StraddleMyNose

My Bengals will beat Pittsburgh today!
******************************************* My Bengals are playing Pittsburgh right now. I hope you all who have placed bets on this game picked my Bengals to win today. ***************** O...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 19, 2008 2:10PM

StraddleMyNose

A father-daughter talk
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for the distribution of all wealth. She felt so d...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 18, 2008 7:16AM

StraddleMyNose

Think you're having a bad day? Pt.2
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 11:51PM

StraddleMyNose

Think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still h...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 11:36PM

dakota323

humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:13PM

JackfromtheBox

Loving ourselves...
I’m feeling horny. Considering all the limiting factors involved, how should I masturbate to get maximum thrust?

Liftoff?

Decompression?

Expulsion?

E. All of the above.

Oh! How man...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2008 7:11PM

sugarnspice005

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM

StraddleMyNose

Sexpot, Honeybunch, Little Sweetie, FoxyMama, Hot to Trot....
Oh yeah, that's my sweetie I'm talking about here. I thought I would do my 200th blog for Kim. She is one hell of a catch and I never thought that I would have found someone all the way out in Washing...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2007 4:43AM

StraddleMyNose

Joke of the day...
What did the cat say to the other cat?

ANSWER: Can you hear me meow?
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2006 12:30AM

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