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BlueEyes708
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Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
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posted Mar 6, 2008 9:29PM
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BlueEyes708
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When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
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posted Mar 5, 2008 9:51AM
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BlueEyes708
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A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecolog...More...
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posted Mar 5, 2008 9:31AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Rock of love II
Who's been watching this show this season on VH-1? Seems like the women are worse this year than the ones from last season.  As for my favorite, it's Kristy Jo.  Seems like all the girls a...More...
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posted Mar 2, 2008 9:47PM
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Zaftik
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Sunday Morning Funnies (Mostly)
Hey y'all 
Once again it is 1am on a Sunday morning and I am hanging out on AMD.
Not that I don't love y'all but I gotta get a life 
In the mean time, I think I'll write another blog.
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posted Mar 2, 2008 5:28AM
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BlueEyes708
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Titanic and My Life
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........
"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
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posted Feb 29, 2008 10:59PM
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BlueEyes708
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Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hil...More...
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posted Feb 29, 2008 9:18AM
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BlueEyes708
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Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'
The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
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posted Feb 27, 2008 1:37PM
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Lisa46
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Married 44 years
> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and
> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...More...
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posted Feb 24, 2008 9:52AM
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mrknowuwell
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THE NEW AND IMPROVED........
amd game.........yes sireeeee.......the WANNA FUCK GAME.....i will go first
i lost my job 2 day.......WANNA FUCK
i am a new lotto millionaire.......WANNA FUCK
nice shoes........WANNA FUCK
your u...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2008 11:32PM
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BlueEyes708
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Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007
This was an e-mail, but I wanted to share them
Fourth Place:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The ma...More...
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posted Feb 14, 2008 9:48AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Big Brother: Cupid
Who started watch Big Brother: Cupid last night? It's current on right now, and I thought that I would try to squeeze this blog in while watching it. It's really getting good, with Jacob starting some...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 8:36PM
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Lisa46
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The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh!!?
On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
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posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Appalachian Triangle
 Kim and I had a pretty busy day. Spent most of the day and night with her. The day started out running a few errands with her early in the day. I picked her back up around 5pm and we went on ...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2008 1:00AM
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straightup_9
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New Boots...(joke...)
Sent to me by a friend......I'm still LMAO.....
An elderly couple named Margaret and Burt live in Alberta. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one ...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2008 3:46PM
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auralpersuasion
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big O's every time (humor)
Jill: I just bought this new product that has really
improved my enjoyment of sex. It's a topical cream,
completely organic, safe to use and almost
guarantees you'll have an orgasm each time you ...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2008 6:41PM
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