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buellriders69
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The Parrot & Jesus
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startle...More...
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posted Mar 27, 2008 12:02AM
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straightup_9
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Oh no He did-ent.....
One Sunday morning, as the collection plate arrived back at the pulpit, the Reverend noticed a crisp new $100.00 bill lying on top.....Totally awe-stricken at such generosity, he step...More...
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posted Mar 26, 2008 3:01PM
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BlueEyes708
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Monday Morning Laugh
Irish Gas Station:
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove
his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant
greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the ...More...
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posted Mar 24, 2008 10:35AM
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BlueEyes708
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Never take a man shopping
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After Mr. and Mrs. Moloney retired to Naples FL, Mrs. Moloney insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfort...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2008 11:33AM
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j3411
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Well Ain't that Nice
Blanch and Sadie, two retired Southern Ladies were sitting on the porch at the retirement home. Sipping lemonade and rocking in their chairs.
Blanch takes a sip and says: " I sure do miss my Henry...More...
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posted Mar 22, 2008 10:59AM
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BlueEyes708
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The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist w...More...
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posted Mar 20, 2008 11:56PM
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BlueEyes708
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
I think even the men will get a chuckle out of this one. It's not men bashing honest.
Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her ...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 7:58PM
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BlueEyes708
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Eye Witness
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he
was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, "Did you see me
rob this bank?" ...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 12:44PM
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BlueEyes708
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486-5731
'Hello?'
'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an uncle...More...
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posted Mar 19, 2008 10:29AM
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Lisa46
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Tax Rebate
Last month the Administration announced each one of us would get a $600
tax rebate. It was supposed to be $800, but they dropped it to a $600.There
are other amounts depending on one's individu...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2008 11:13PM
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BlueEyes708
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This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
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posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM
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Lisa46
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Loose Women Leads, Tips !
This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement 
Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a...More...
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posted Mar 16, 2008 1:44PM
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StraddleMyNose
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NUKE that sucker!
If there was one thing you would love to nuke in the microwave, what would it be? This does not include food. Just an object that you have laying around the house that you hate, or may piss you off. O...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2008 10:49PM
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BlueEyes708
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Sentence Structure
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
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posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM
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BlueEyes708
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how to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
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posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM
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BlueEyes708
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True or not, It's still funny.
Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get ...More...
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posted Mar 9, 2008 1:03PM
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