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StraddleMyNose

This one is for Bruce...(I can actually see him doing this...lol)

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ...
You need to fart.


The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
A couple of songs, you start to feel better as ...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 10:02PM

StraddleMyNose

Are you kathlick?
Three little boys were concerned

because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized

and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2009 8:34PM

StraddleMyNose

Chuckle of the day...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by th...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 21, 2009 3:24PM

StraddleMyNose

Met an older woman at the bar
I went to a bar last night and happened to meet someone. I found out that she was 55 years old, but didn't look too bad for her age at all. So I bought her a drink. We snuggled up a little with each o...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2009 1:45AM

BlueEyes708

Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM

cottoncandydragon

Three women

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM

StraddleMyNose

Hillary's new name
New Secretary of State
**************************************** FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT SHE HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.

SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER ...More...
9 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 14, 2009 7:42PM

SleepingDreamer

Glory Holes
"A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole) is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or ob...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 26, 2009 5:39PM

StraddleMyNose

Okay guys, balls in or out while taking a piss? Question for the ladies too
Guys, when taking a piss, do you hang your balls out exposed, or keep them snugged inside your underware while doing so? I had one of my female friends ask me this, and I'm sure womens enquirin...More...
29 comments | 13 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2009 7:56PM

soonersoccer

I used to try to be clever, but that never got me laid.
Like I said, spending time on these posts trying to demonstrate that I had a personality didn't work, so now I just want some pussy. I want a girl to suck my dick, have sex with me, and let me cum all...More...
15 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 10, 2009 12:50AM

soonersoccer

You CAN have sex with my personality
I have a huge sense of humor that would feel great inside of you. I'm very fit, I have bulging, sculped intelligence, and luscious flowing locks of friendliness. Every time I smile you can see my shin...More...
15 comments | 8 kudos | posted Feb 2, 2009 1:56AM

LilGriz

Heat Wave
It was a beauty of a day up here in da nort country.....got up ta 39 today . First day since mid December where da temp actually went above 32...... break out the t-shirts n shorts Ah ...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 7:23PM

soonersoccer

Prove to me that you're a real person: a Turing test
As I'm sure all of the guys on this site know (and perhaps some of the girls), there are a ton fo people on here who pretend to be a real person and/or a nymphomaniac. They send us messages, post com...More...
33 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2009 4:03AM

TastyCupcake

Men Say the Funniest Things
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 11:11AM

TastyCupcake

Firing Up the Grill
In the midst of a heated argument, a husband told his wife that she was so fat her butt was as big as his grill.
Later in the evening when the husband had long since forgot the argument and was feeli...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2009 10:58AM

straddle_fun

A bit of Irish Humor
Irish birth control


Mrs. McGervey was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father O'Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Mc...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 13, 2009 10:14PM

StraddleMyNose

"Jerry Springer" type neighbors
I live around some of the dumbest, stupidest type people. Late last night I heard some people all into it over on a side street across the street from me. Throwing shit and cursing like there's...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2008 3:34PM

Lisa46

Country Music
Well I found this on Craigslist lol Hey just lookin but anyway this is so funny
Rodney Carrington is at it again.
http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2008 3:09PM

Lisa46

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2008 11:28AM

StraddleMyNose

Over the tracks and through the alleys....
...to grandma's house we go...

I still haven't gotten my grandma a Christmas gift yet. I was talking with a salesman on what I may get her. The salesman suggested that I could buy her some Preperat...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2008 6:43PM

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