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sugarnspice005

Installing a built in dishwasher
A couple of things I learned the other day about installing a built in dishwasher.

1. Make sure you have all the right tools. Short screw driver, pliers, wrench.
2. Make sure you have a LOT of ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 19, 2008 6:07PM

StraddleMyNose

Adventures in West Virginia (some fun, some gross stuff, and cool things)
Friday afternoon Kim and I ventured out to an out of state shopping mall in Huntington West Virginia. It took us almost an hour to get there, but once we did the reward was good (well, ...More...
21 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 16, 2008 7:46PM

Lisa46

The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high,
you might want to consider this...A husband and wife are traveling
by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on th...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 13, 2008 1:58PM

Lisa46

Two Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax
and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the ...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 11, 2008 7:24PM

slohand_47

Lets not make this difficult folks.
I heard this on the radio today and just had to share.

Seems someone posed the question...... as to why is there SUCH indecision in trying to decide who to vote for in the upcoming presidential el...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 9, 2008 7:05PM

StraddleMyNose

Talking on the phone with people from AMD
How many of you have talked on the phone with anyone from AMD? I have talked with a number of my friends from here, and they have talked with others on the phone as well. Well, last night I tal...More...
27 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 5, 2008 1:25AM

StraddleMyNose

Obama and Rev.Wright!
Okay, who's been following this comedy bit drama between Obama and Rev. Wright over the past few days? I know this is not considered a comedy to Obama and his supporters, but it sure is with H...More...
25 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 29, 2008 6:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Farts and blowjobs
Ever go down on someone only to have them let out a fart by accident? I have never had this happen to me, and I have never done this to anyone as well. Man, the embarrassment it would be. Anyon...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 11:33PM

StraddleMyNose

Police find woman's mummified body
Oh hell, just when you thought that you have heard everything something like this pop's up in the news. lol This happened in Detroit. Police say they found the partially mummified body of a woma...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 25, 2008 9:46PM

StraddleMyNose

"Yes Dear"...
Do women really like it when their husband/lover says "yes dear" to them after a stearn lecture? Seems like guys who do this usually are self defeated whipped husbands and lovers, or is it beca...More...
31 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 19, 2008 11:08PM

StraddleMyNose

Would you french kiss and/or date someone with rotten teeth, or no teeth?
Would any of you actually french kiss someone with rotten teeth, or someone with no teeth? I have a female friend that lives up in Dover Ohio, and she's 33 years old, but doesn't have any teeth....More...
30 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 18, 2008 9:16AM

StraddleMyNose

Buried Red Sox jersey to curse the Yankees? LOL
This has been in the news over the past few days. A construction worker's bid to curse the Yankees by planting a Red Sox jersey in their new stadium was foiled Sunday when the team removed the ...More...
22 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 16, 2008 12:32AM

BlueEyes708

50 Isn't Everything
What was she thinking? Ok, so there was freezing rain on the highway, she had at least an hours drive, on good roads, to the gig, and she was turning 50 today. There were already three strikes agains...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 12, 2008 5:32PM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Annivsary
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 10, 2008 9:13PM

BlueEyes708

THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 9, 2008 12:35PM

BlueEyes708

My Next Live
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7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 8, 2008 1:34PM

gaymale41

DON'T GET ME WRONG.........................................
I know i don't know you ................I really shouldn't be asking you for it ........................But i need it soooooooo very badddddly....................I have not had it in such ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 7, 2008 5:43AM

BlueEyes708

The Aisle Seat
Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. A...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2008 10:23AM

Zaftik

A Timely Tale - The IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.
His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last,
when all of a sudden he sees a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 2, 2008 3:04PM

StraddleMyNose

Teeth
I know this 33 year old woman whom I have known for a while now and I have yet to meet her in person. I have talked with her over the phone a lot of times and she seems like a very nice intelligent wo...More...
35 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 19, 2007 12:15AM

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