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StraddleMyNose

What's your blood type?
This has interest me the last couple of years, because for one I had no idea what my blood type was till I finally decided to give blood back in late 2004. I asked what my blood type was and they told...More...
16 comments | 5 kudos | posted May 1, 2009 10:51PM

StraddleMyNose

Bobbitt Family Update!
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella
Was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband
as her famous sister had done several ...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 1, 2009 6:14PM

aspiringwriter

If I were president
CEO's of giant failing companies would only be allowed to
request more gov't money by entering a battle to the death
tournament a la Thunderdome (2 men enter one man leaves)

Congresspersons woul...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 24, 2009 9:17PM

sugarnspice005

Too cute and too true.
If you have read this before, I hope you enjoy reading it again. I got this from my sister and got a good chuckle out of it. Enjoy.

If you are 30 or older you will think this is ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 21, 2009 6:09PM

Lisa46

Old Couple Engagement
okay I can't help it this is so cute

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 17, 2009 4:51PM

StraddleMyNose

It's MY turn to vent!
I get tired of some people always bitching and whining about just because someone doesn't like Obama then they must be a racist. Anyone who thinks this way really needs their head examined.

I get t...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 14, 2009 3:05PM

StraddleMyNose

Is it because I'm blonde?
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | posted Apr 13, 2009 4:37PM

cottoncandydragon

Banking
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
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Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM

bandit892

Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment
These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far…

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: N...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 9:35PM

StraddleMyNose

Different ways of looking at things...
...(Or the uncertainty of the English language)
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Steve said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got marrie...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 4:03PM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,

I propose a Patriotic retirement:

There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:47AM

cottoncandydragon

Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Apr 6, 2009 12:45AM

bandit892

why they do it? (for a friend)
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obs...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Apr 1, 2009 12:49AM

StraddleMyNose

Gun ownership!
********************My neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns.

In order to let them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard. *********************

My next d...More...
23 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 25, 2009 7:36PM

StraddleMyNose

The Spoon
Last week, we took some friends to a new
restaurant, and
noticed
that
the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in
his
shirt
pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the
busboy
brought ...More...
13 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 24, 2009 11:56PM

StraddleMyNose

Shampoo oils linked to boys breast growth
I read this story today in the newspaper and it made me laugh. Not saying it's not true or anything, it was just funny as hell to read something like that. Here just a bit of what it said from...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 1, 2007 9:40PM

StraddleMyNose

Cellar Fetish Supervisor for research
In a conference call with OMG I was asked to be cellar supervisor for fetish research. I gladly accepted, but we are currently working on negotiating a salary contract for me for this weekend. I do ha...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 26, 2007 11:51PM

StraddleMyNose

Redneck Pick-up Lines
This one goes out to TLC and Cable Guy...I hope you two and others enjoy these.
1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are specia...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 21, 2007 7:17PM

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