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cottoncandydragon

Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

PMS + GPS
What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

A crazy bitch who will find you.


7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2009 10:27PM

cottoncandydragon

Dumb Texas Laws
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Texas State Law - Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 3, 2009 12:54PM

StraddleMyNose

What TWO comics do you love, and two that you hate the most?
Okay, name just TWO comic strips you love the most of any others. What's the two worst comic strips you hate the most and should be discontinued if you had your way? The comic strips that I would hav...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 26, 2009 6:10AM

StraddleMyNose

Ya gotta love my county.....NOT!

The days of difficult decisions, such as a deeper reduction of services or employee layoffs, appear at hand for Scioto County's elected officials.

Ohio's top fiscal officer says that...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 20, 2009 7:14PM

StraddleMyNose

Picking lemons
A Florida woman has been unemployed for some time. She is relatively well
educated and well spoken, but still finds it tough to find any job.

She goes to speak to the foreman of a citrus grove t...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 19, 2009 9:01PM

cottoncandydragon

The bet
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 9, 2009 1:13AM

cottoncandydragon

Kin


Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 29, 2009 12:50AM

Lisa46

How to stop the church gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activit...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 28, 2009 8:14AM

cottoncandydragon

BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked,

"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 27, 2009 11:57PM

cottoncandydragon

Top ten signs
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 27, 2009 10:43AM

NaughtyBoy424

Sex Cams and Nigerian Scams!
If you are stuck in a hotel room in Nigeria and need $750, give me a holler!

If you are xyz@imail89.com and have a webcam, drop me a line!


9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 24, 2009 6:54PM

Lisa46

Order UP!!!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 18, 2009 6:42PM

Lisa46

Two Old guys Chatting
Two old guys were
chatting.....One said to the other:

"My 70th birthday was yesterday.

The wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy responded:

"Wow, that's amazing!! ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 15, 2009 10:09PM

cottoncandydragon

Thisis my excuse, too!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had an...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 5, 2009 4:11PM

StraddleMyNose

Got Hemorrhoid Juice?
*Keeping with the theme of gross blogs this afternoon (thank you, Rod), I decided to post one.* I was talking with a friend about hearing that hemorrhoid juice can possibly cure depression in ...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 19, 2009 3:22PM

StraddleMyNose

Naked twister! Which four would you pick to play with?
***************************Okay, if you had to pick among four people to play naked twister with, which four would you pick between the first group (which would consist of Janet Reno, Barney Frank, Na...More...
25 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2009 7:39PM

StraddleMyNose

Have you ever been hit on by the same sex on here?
This blog is basically for all of us straight people. lol Have any of you men and women been hit on by the same sex on here? An email that explains what they would love to do with you and such?

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20 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 8, 2009 4:58PM

Lisa46

Lighten up our day
Just a few jokes I've received thought I'd share with you.

Helping with housework

Housework used to be a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed,...More...
10 comments | 3 kudos | posted May 7, 2009 2:26PM

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