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TastyCupcake

How to Know If You're An Extreme Redneck
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been ma...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 11, 2008 12:03AM

StraddleMyNose

Most older people (over 60) shouldn't own cell phones! lol
Half the baby boomers (people born between 1946-1964 who are between the ages of 44-62) and most of the grand generation (people born between 1928-1946 between the ages of 62-78) shouldn't own...More...
48 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jul 9, 2008 8:09PM

Sunshine79

Bathroom Humor.....Funny Shit! (No Pun Intended)
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men.

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 2, 2008 6:47PM

lynxkat

A Funny Thing Happened While We Were . . .
Humor and the bedroom. Yes, sex is hot, steamy, spine-tingling, and all that. But have you ever had one of those moments when you just had to laugh? Not long ago, my honey and I had a good laugh du...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 1, 2008 9:10PM

StraddleMyNose

Some Friday Laughs!


As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ...... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.'

2. A...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 27, 2008 10:07PM

StraddleMyNose

Which is harder to get out, shit stains or blood stains?
Okay, I was curious to know from all of you which do you think is harder to get out, shit stains or blood stains? Also, what laundry soap do you use and think is the best?

Btw, neve...More...
15 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 25, 2008 3:39AM

Wordsofwit

Newspaper Headlines...2029!
Compliments of our expatriate, Canu.
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities st...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 17, 2008 8:40AM

StraddleMyNose

Early Fathers Day visit from Tash tonight!
Tash called me earlier tonight and said that her and her three friends were on their way down to my house. They were going out to the movies down here and were going to stop and visit me. The th...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2008 12:35AM

StraddleMyNose

Post Turtle?
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic...More...
6 comments | 4 kudos | posted Jun 14, 2008 2:56AM

StraddleMyNose

What's the most disgusting thing you have ever seen in the public restroom?
I was talking with my friend Tom late this afternoon over the phone and the subject came up with public restrooms. He said how in the hell do you get shit all over the walls? I guess h...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 13, 2008 11:36PM

StraddleMyNose

Embarrassing bathroom moments...
Does anyone have any embarrassing bathroom moments to share, or do you know an embarrassment bathroom moment involving someone else? Anyone, try to beat this one below...

once...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 9, 2008 7:08AM

Zaftik

Men & Prayer.....is there a Connection?
Do you think prayer really works?

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So, I reaaaaally hope that prayer works. Sincerely.
Cause there is ...More...
14 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 7, 2008 10:09PM

StraddleMyNose

Popular baby names from the U.S., Ohio, Ky, and W.Va
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United States

Rank / Boys / Girls
1 / Jacob / Emily
2 / Michael / Emma
3 / Joshua / Madison
4 / Ethan / Isabella
5 / M...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 4, 2008 1:09AM

Zaftik

Strange Brains..do you have one?
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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blve...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 3, 2008 5:05PM

StraddleMyNose

Another edition of......"Appalachian neighborhood" lol
Oh hell, sitting here earlier watching a little tv I heard some crap going on outside. It's the neighbors to the west of me right next door having a knockdown dragout fight. There is this young...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 3, 2008 1:54AM

LilGriz

Free Gas (Redneck Joke)
Hopefully y'all haven't seen this one yet, but cosidering the price of gas lately, I just couldn't resist. I'm not referring to Straddles type of gas mentioned earlier.

A gas station ow...More...
12 comments | 6 kudos | posted Jun 1, 2008 5:38PM

StraddleMyNose

Farts and Blowjobs!
Late last night while Kim and I were talking we had been on the phone for about 3 hours and it coming up on 7am my time. We were both tired and getting a little silly (I get pretty sill...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 30, 2008 7:44PM

Lisa46

the nickels
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realiz...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted May 30, 2008 2:21PM

StraddleMyNose

Hillary sworn in as President...


Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

FI...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted May 30, 2008 4:35AM

Zaftik

Being A Dick
It's not new or original but I still like it
Hmmm.... That could be said of most of the dicks I've met

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8 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 23, 2008 2:22AM

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