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Lisa46

The Tree Hugger
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are yo...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 11, 2010 6:20PM

Lisa46

Another old couple
An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West
African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the
Black male reaches a certain age, a string is t...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 28, 2010 2:12PM

StraddleMyNose

Coach stuns jokesters, nails improbable shot
I love playing basketball, and me being a fan of playing this sport, I thought this was interesting enough to share with you all.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Joel Branstrom figured he wa...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 28, 2010 12:12AM

BlueEyes708

A New Hobby or is it Obsession
DKW and I started going to Renaissance Fairs together last fall. Being the Dark Knight that he is, he wanted us to dress up and get into the total ambiance of these events. Now this is easy for him,...More...
21 comments | 5 kudos | posted Jan 24, 2010 1:30PM

gardasian

Windows Enterprise Editition
This is my first blog on here, so I figured I'd break the ice with a little humor. Star Trek fans should especially get a kick out of this one.

What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 15, 2010 11:30PM

BlueEyes708

Snotty Receptionist
Sorry just couldn't resist.

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approache...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jan 10, 2010 3:07AM

BlueEyes708

Dance Class revisited

“Ok, what am I doing here” I asked myself as I walked into the mirror lined workout room at the local gym.

“I haven’t had tap shoes on since was at least 9” I muttered as I looked at the brand ne...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 9, 2010 5:17PM

BlueEyes708

The Wedding Ring


Another oldie but goodie. I get them e-mailed to me once in awhile thought I'd share



A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jan 8, 2010 8:23PM

sugarnspice005

Almost a snowless winter here in the midwest
I couldn't believe it...on Christmas day, instead of it snowing, it rained here. Not complaining though...unlike my neighbor in Ohio. I've kind of enjoyed not having to dig out my driveway 3...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 27, 2009 5:51PM

StraddleMyNose

Would you have been one of those to show up to shoot up his tv?
Misguided fan's TV becomes hi-def targe

NEW ORLEANS -- A Louisiana man who bet against the New Orleans Saints has lost his 60-inch high-definition, flat-screen TV to a backyard ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 11, 2009 4:54PM

LilGriz

Redneck Jokes
Since I installed iGoogle, I picked out adding Redneck Jokes to my home page. Here are some of the funnier (at least in MY opinion) ones I have found. Course, now that I'm unemployed, I have more ti...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2009 1:22PM

BlueEyes708

Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2009 12:39PM

BlueEyes708

Unusual Laws
My apologies if this has been posted recently, I have been around here much lately.

I hope you get a Saturday Morning laugh

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 7, 2009 12:05PM

sugarnspice005

Checking email is such an adventure
Don't you think? I'm not talking about the email here at AMD, I'm talking about other email. I love the ones from someone I don't know, never heard of, and they title their message with: "About your...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 28, 2009 10:37AM

StraddleMyNose

Ever been pranked and/or have done the pranking on Halloween?
Have any of you ever been pranked on Halloween? If so, lets hear the details. I can just see Bruce posting a comment where the neighborhood kids lighting up a bag of dog shit on his porch, and ...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 17, 2009 8:16PM

BlueEyes708

Why I had to change Hotels


Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM

BlueEyes708

Golf Panties

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM

BlueEyes708

Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM

BlueEyes708

Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM

cottoncandydragon

UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM

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