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StraddleMyNose

Think you're having a bad day? Pt.2
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 11:51PM

StraddleMyNose

Think you're having a bad day?
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in
the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally
slipped into gear. The man, still h...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 14, 2008 11:36PM

dakota323

humor is reason gone mad...take my wife...please...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx

...More...
11 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 6, 2008 9:13PM

JackfromtheBox

Loving ourselves...
I’m feeling horny. Considering all the limiting factors involved, how should I masturbate to get maximum thrust?

Liftoff?

Decompression?

Expulsion?

E. All of the above.

Oh! How man...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 3, 2008 7:11PM

sugarnspice005

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...More...
17 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 2, 2008 8:22PM

StraddleMyNose

Why they should draft old guys instead of young guys! lol


New Direction for the war on terrorists.

'Send Prior Service Vets over 60 '


For guys over 60, the Armed Forces thinks they're too old to track down
terrorists. (You can't be ...More...
11 comments | 5 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2008 4:56AM

StraddleMyNose

Larry the hen
Larry came home from the Legion late Monday night
after his birthday party stinking
drunk, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.

He gave her a peck on the cheek and fel...More...
8 comments | 4 kudos | posted Oct 1, 2008 12:50AM

casuallylooking

Write In Candidate.. (no it's not a serious political blog)

I thought I would share this with everyone who knows who they are voting for and those who aren't quite sure...yet.
I got it from my daughter...who actually got it from my ex-husband.. I gue...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 30, 2008 12:24PM

StraddleMyNose

Eyewitness


A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money. Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'



The man replied, 'Ye...More...
12 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 29, 2008 6:49PM

Lisa46

The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an a...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 25, 2008 1:20PM

StraddleMyNose

SUMBITCH!
*NOTE...This is NOT a racist joke* A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to
throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only Black ma...More...
27 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 23, 2008 7:42PM

sugarnspice005

Some wisdom from Larry The Cable Guy


1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the res...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 22, 2008 8:30PM

StraddleMyNose

What's your favorite comic strip?
How many of you read the comics? If so what are your top 3 comic strips in the newspaper or off the internet? I'm going to have to say my top 3 would have to be these. *****************...More...
12 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 12:46PM

StraddleMyNose

Degrees of blonde


FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang

at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone,

listened a moment and said 'How shoul...More...
7 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:28AM

cottoncandydragon

Great attitude!!
A man, seeking to join the police, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude
test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a p...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 9, 2008 1:04AM

swyeter

David Is Returning To Italy
Here's another cute one that was sent to me to post if I thought it was cute or funny.

WoW I do think it cute and funny so here it is.

Michelangelo's David has been on loan t...More...
12 comments | 7 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 8:52PM

StraddleMyNose

Ever notice that businesses call anyone 55 and over senior citizens today?
Has anyone noticed that in todays society more and more businesses tend to offer senior discounts to anyone 55 years and older? I saw coupons that had been mailed out to everyone in my area from Ponde...More...
10 comments | 4 kudos | posted Sep 8, 2008 6:50AM

bobbierob

embarassing moment
Okay, so I went with my mother to the store the other day.

Mother is sweet and pure and never has an impure thought (well, except when my siblings and I were conceived)

She wanted to get a hand...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 6, 2008 1:58AM

StraddleMyNose

Sexpot, Honeybunch, Little Sweetie, FoxyMama, Hot to Trot....
Oh yeah, that's my sweetie I'm talking about here. I thought I would do my 200th blog for Kim. She is one hell of a catch and I never thought that I would have found someone all the way out in Washing...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 19, 2007 4:43AM

StraddleMyNose

Joke of the day...
What did the cat say to the other cat?

ANSWER: Can you hear me meow?
1 comment | 2 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2006 12:30AM

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