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cottoncandydragon
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Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,
I propose a Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Problem solved!
Dear Mr. President,
I propose a Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:
1) They...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2009 11:00AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2009 12:47AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Is sex work?
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The commanding officer of a regiment in the U. S Marine
Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff...More...
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posted Apr 6, 2009 12:45AM
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bandit892
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why they do it? (for a friend)
I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obs...More...
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posted Apr 1, 2009 12:49AM
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StraddleMyNose
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Gun ownership!
********************My neighbors seem offended by my ownership of guns.
In order to let them know I am tolerant of their position, I put a sign in my yard. *********************
My next d...More...
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posted Mar 25, 2009 7:36PM
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StraddleMyNose
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The Spoon
Last week, we took some friends to a new
restaurant, and
noticed
that
the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in
his
shirt
pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the
busboy
brought ...More...
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posted Mar 24, 2009 11:56PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Are you kathlick?
Three little boys were concerned
because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went...More...
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posted Mar 21, 2009 8:34PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Chuckle of the day...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and
take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.
His depression is made worse by th...More...
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posted Mar 21, 2009 3:24PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Met an older woman at the bar
I went to a bar last night and happened to meet someone. I found out that she was 55 years old, but didn't look too bad for her age at all. So I bought her a drink. We snuggled up a little with each o...More...
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posted Mar 21, 2009 1:45AM
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BlueEyes708
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Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little...More...
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posted Mar 15, 2009 10:21PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Three women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks
and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can
drill like he does."
The second woman gi...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2009 11:54PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Hillary's new name
New Secretary of State
**************************************** FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT SHE HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. 
SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER ...More...
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posted Mar 14, 2009 7:42PM
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SleepingDreamer
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Glory Holes
"A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole) is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or ob...More...
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posted Feb 26, 2009 5:39PM
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LilGriz
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Heat Wave
It was a beauty of a day up here in da nort country.....got up ta 39 today  . First day since mid December where da temp actually went above 32...... break out the t-shirts n shorts  Ah ...More...
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posted Jan 31, 2009 7:23PM
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