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StraddleMyNose

Anal Optic Nerve
Did you know that the human body has a nerve that connects the eyeball to
the anus?

Yep! It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and the condition is known as Optical
Rectal-itis.

It is respo...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2011 8:20PM

StraddleMyNose

Top 12 reasons to vote democrat
When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them
this list. They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companie...More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 16, 2011 7:51PM

sugarnspice005

The election season in a nutshell
Democrats: "The Republicans want to starve the poor, deny aid to people. We should tax the rich into oblivion"

Republicans: "The Democrats want to spread the wealth. They will raise your taxes. The...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2011 11:45AM

sugarnspice005

I didn't think us ladies were that difficult to put up with
I mean, damn....all we ask is that our partner put in about 75% effort. You know, things like taking us out to dinner, or movies. Little things like getting us a drink when we're watching our shows. ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2011 10:55AM

hog77297

Hanging by her boob!!!

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but....there were extenuating circums...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2011 7:34PM

hog77297

Men and directions?
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2011 8:58PM

hog77297

Three Little Pigs
This is a story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2011 9:53AM

StraddleMyNose

Florida court sets atheist holy day

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and ...Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy...More...
4 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 17, 2011 8:37PM

StraddleMyNose

Another way to use a corpse
Wow, just when I thought I have seen just about everything, there comes a story with a photo that makes ya just roll your eyes and think geez, what will people try next.

This one envolves a corpse....More...
7 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 14, 2011 2:39PM

hog77297

2010 Darwin Awards
And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. "The Darwins" are awarded every year to the persons who died in the stupidest manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.

He...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 13, 2011 12:52PM

sugarnspice005

Informal AMD Week In Review
It's just words.
Whapper
Scammers
Stale jokes
Cocktail infiltrations
Shout outs
Rants
Personal updates


I just felt like throwing something out there.....More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2011 4:11PM

hog77297

Pecans In Tne Cemetery


On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and beg...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 29, 2011 8:04PM

shyguy140

ABOUT THE "WIFE"
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but s...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 29, 2011 10:59AM

hog77297

I'll Do anything
I'll Do Anything!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes aw...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 29, 2011 10:39AM

StraddleMyNose

Drunken Ohio Woman Accused of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
This was pretty funny, so I thought I would share it with you all here.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, a reported charter school teacher, allegedly got drunk at a wedding and sprayed deputi...More...
10 comments | 8 kudos | posted Jun 28, 2011 1:47PM

hog77297

Bud The Cowboy



A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 27, 2011 11:15PM

StraddleMyNose

Name your top 5 Weird Al Yankovic music videos
After posting an old Weird Al Yankovic video a bit ago on my other blog, I decided to post a blog asking all of you what your top 5 Weird Al Yankovic music videos are.

Mine are.....

1. Eat i...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2011 8:19PM

StraddleMyNose

Weird Al Yankovic's new parody of Lady Gaga music video (A MUST See) LOL
I'm not a Lady Gaga fan by any means, but I had heard about this possible video coming a couple of months ago. Last night was the first time seeing it.

Weird Al's parody music...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 21, 2011 2:21PM

StraddleMyNose

Boston Bruins Champs!
I have never been a hockey fan, but I'm glad the season is over with now.

The Boston Bruins defeated Vancouver 4-0 tonight, their first Stanley Cup win since '72. I didn't realize Boston had went ...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 15, 2011 11:21PM

hog77297

New Living Will
New Living Will

I, __Hog77________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 13, 2011 5:49PM

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