| These are recent blogs posted by members that were tagged with humor. |
Lisa46
|
Order UP!!!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to...More...
|
|
11 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Jul 18, 2009 6:42PM
|
Lisa46
|
Two Old guys Chatting
Two old guys were
chatting.....One said to the other:
"My 70th birthday was yesterday. 
The wife gave me an SUV". 
Other guy responded:
"Wow, that's amazing!!
...More...
|
|
13 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Jul 15, 2009 10:09PM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
Got Hemorrhoid Juice?
*Keeping with the theme of gross blogs this afternoon (thank you, Rod), I decided to post one.* I was talking with a friend about hearing that hemorrhoid juice can possibly cure depression in ...More...
|
|
13 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Jun 19, 2009 3:22PM
|
Lisa46
|
Lighten up our day
Just a few jokes I've received thought I'd share with you.
Helping with housework
Housework used to be a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed,...More...
|
|
10 comments |
3 kudos |
posted May 7, 2009 2:26PM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
What's your blood type?
This has interest me the last couple of years, because for one I had no idea what my blood type was till I finally decided to give blood back in late 2004. I asked what my blood type was and they told...More...
|
|
16 comments |
5 kudos |
posted May 1, 2009 10:51PM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
Bobbitt Family Update!
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella
Was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband
as her famous sister had done several ...More...
|
|
4 comments |
3 kudos |
posted May 1, 2009 6:14PM
|
aspiringwriter
|
If I were president
CEO's of giant failing companies would only be allowed to
request more gov't money by entering a battle to the death
tournament a la Thunderdome (2 men enter one man leaves)
Congresspersons woul...More...
|
|
5 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Apr 24, 2009 9:17PM
|
sugarnspice005
|
Too cute and too true.
If you have read this before, I hope you enjoy reading it again. I got this from my sister and got a good chuckle out of it. Enjoy. 
If you are 30 or older you will think this is ...More...
|
|
13 comments |
3 kudos |
posted Apr 21, 2009 6:09PM
|
Lisa46
|
Old Couple Engagement
okay I can't help it this is so cute 
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,...More...
|
|
9 comments |
1 kudo |
posted Apr 17, 2009 4:51PM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
It's MY turn to vent!
I get tired of some people always bitching and whining about just because someone doesn't like Obama then they must be a racist. Anyone who thinks this way really needs their head examined.
I get t...More...
|
|
17 comments |
4 kudos |
posted Apr 14, 2009 3:05PM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
Is it because I'm blonde?
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...More...
|
|
14 comments |
5 kudos |
posted Apr 13, 2009 4:37PM
|
cottoncandydragon
|
Banking
NOW DAYS THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned marked "insufficient funds."
In view of current events in the banking market, ...More...
|
|
4 comments |
0 kudos |
posted Apr 7, 2009 12:44AM
|
StraddleMyNose
|
Redneck Pick-up Lines
This one goes out to TLC and Cable Guy...I hope you two and others enjoy these. 
1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away
2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are specia...More...
|
|
8 comments |
2 kudos |
posted Jan 21, 2007 7:17PM
|
|