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Two rednecks are sitting on the front porch.

One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the American Legion!"

7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 5, 2011 11:28PM


Work vs. Prison

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,

this should make things a little bit clearer.

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Oct 4, 2011 2:03PM


Great Bar Signs

Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke

University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 27, 2011 12:44PM


The election season in a nutshell
Democrats: "The Republicans want to starve the poor, deny aid to people. We should tax the rich into oblivion"

Republicans: "The Democrats want to spread the wealth. They will raise your taxes. The...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2011 11:45AM


I didn't think us ladies were that difficult to put up with
I mean, damn....all we ask is that our partner put in about 75% effort. You know, things like taking us out to dinner, or movies. Little things like getting us a drink when we're watching our shows. ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 30, 2011 10:55AM


Hanging by her boob!!!

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but....there were extenuating circums...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 11, 2011 7:34PM


Men and directions?
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 3, 2011 8:58PM


Three Little Pigs
This is a story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.
They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of t...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 22, 2011 9:53AM


2010 Darwin Awards
And once again, it's time for the Darwin Award Nominees. "The Darwins" are awarded every year to the persons who died in the stupidest manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool.

8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jul 13, 2011 12:52PM


Informal AMD Week In Review
It's just words.
Stale jokes
Cocktail infiltrations
Shout outs
Personal updates

I just felt like throwing something out there.....More...
14 comments | 3 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2011 4:11PM


Pecans In Tne Cemetery

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and beg...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 29, 2011 8:04PM


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but s...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jun 29, 2011 10:59AM


I'll Do anything
I'll Do Anything!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes aw...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 29, 2011 10:39AM


Bud The Cowboy

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jun 27, 2011 11:15PM


New Living Will
New Living Will

I, __Hog77________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jun 13, 2011 5:49PM


Cowboy Story

A handsome Cowboy walked into a drug store in Wyoming and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister own...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 24, 2011 7:46PM


Well damn!
Rapture didn't happen yesterday. End of the world didn't happen yesterday.
Which means today...................................................

14 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 22, 2011 10:12AM


> A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
> On the way home he stoppe...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 15, 2011 1:22PM


What you never knew about manure!

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by
ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so
large shipments of manure were quite common.

6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 31, 2011 8:03PM


The Druggist!
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times befo...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2011 7:44PM

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