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BlueEyes708
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Why I had to change Hotels
Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
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posted Oct 10, 2009 10:16PM
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BlueEyes708
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Golf Panties
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any sk...More...
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posted Oct 8, 2009 12:00AM
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BlueEyes708
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Another joke
A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer...More...
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posted Oct 3, 2009 8:44PM
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BlueEyes708
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Joke Contest - Just Fred
I never heard this one before. so I'm posting it.
A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
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posted Sep 30, 2009 12:01AM
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cottoncandydragon
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UIses for Vaseline
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A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running arou...More...
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posted Sep 22, 2009 7:19PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Wrong time and place
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
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posted Sep 11, 2009 10:53PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Dumb Texas Laws
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Texas State Law - Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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posted Sep 3, 2009 12:54PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Picking lemons
A Florida woman has been unemployed for some time. She is relatively well
educated and well spoken, but still finds it tough to find any job.
She goes to speak to the foreman of a citrus grove t...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Aug 19, 2009 9:01PM
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cottoncandydragon
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The bet
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George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars that we could have the best sex that you have ever had without me to...More...
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posted Aug 9, 2009 1:13AM
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cottoncandydragon
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Kin
Two Good ol' boys in a North Carolina Mountain bar were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local Nissan plant.
Pretty soon, the 1st guy s...More...
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posted Jul 29, 2009 12:50AM
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Lisa46
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How to stop the church gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business..
Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activit...More...
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11 comments |
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posted Jul 28, 2009 8:14AM
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cottoncandydragon
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BLONDE SURGERY PATIENT
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked,
"How long will it be before I am able to have a no...More...
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posted Jul 27, 2009 11:57PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Top ten signs
Top 10 Indicators that you've joined the government new CHEAP health care plan:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when...More...
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8 comments |
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posted Jul 27, 2009 10:43AM
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