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mrbluefox

audio explanation of grammar syntax for fuck

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speakers and volume on but this is adult amusement using the F word many times so be advised of the language oth...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2007 7:59PM

mrbluefox

the proper grammar usage of the word fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and h...More...
1 comment | 1 kudo | posted Sep 28, 2007 3:55AM

Lisa46

We can't see God because He isn't there???


One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do yo...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Sep 24, 2007 9:13AM

Lisa46

Think your havin a bad day???

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
>> died
>> in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00
>> a.m. ,
>> regardless of their medical condition.
>>
>> This puzzled the do...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 18, 2007 2:10PM

Lisa46

How latex gloves are made.
Pretty boring Monday so here is something to make you'all smile!
A respected dentist, Dr. Jim, noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 17, 2007 12:10PM

swyeter

School Prayer
After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said:

"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids, and fill their ever...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Sep 13, 2007 2:50AM

Lisa46

A blonde from Alabama
A blonde from Alabama arrived in Vegas and bet twenty-thousand
>>> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
>>> ...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 12, 2007 2:58PM

regularguy354

Science Exam Answers (Joke/Humor)
If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 5, 2007 7:17PM

max49

Sunblock
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wi...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Sep 3, 2007 5:23PM

max49

WHAT IS BUTT DUST?


What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby s...More...
6 comments | 5 kudos | posted Sep 1, 2007 4:01PM

max49

William's Half Sister
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room
and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you!
I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.
She lives a block away and her n...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 28, 2007 7:22PM

Lisa46

E-Mail
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 26, 2007 11:40AM

Lisa46

The Gay Flight Attandant
>
>>My flight was being served by an
>>obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good
mood
>>as He served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he
came
>>sw...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2007 8:36AM

max49

Why Parents Drink
To my friends with Children: Why parents drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he di...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 23, 2007 6:46AM

maggiemae1969

I can breathe
again ...... feels like some fresh air has been let in , we have humor and laughter again ........ other than oscar the cats demise it looked to be a fairly uneventful day ..... and after reading ever...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 22, 2007 10:02AM

swyeter

Sexual Stimulation
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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a m...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 21, 2007 1:38PM

Lisa46

What Do You Do All Day?
> > > > A man came home from work and found his three
> > > > Children outside, still
> > > > In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> > > > Food boxes and wrappers
> > > > Strewn all ar...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 18, 2007 12:30PM

Lisa46

Blonde (sorry ya'll)
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th
floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but
dandruff gets into the elevator. The women...More...
11 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 17, 2007 9:27AM

max49

As I've Matured
As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the b...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Aug 15, 2007 9:05AM

Lisa46

Red Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Aug 13, 2007 11:30AM

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