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BlueEyes708

This is for CanU
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff see...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 18, 2008 9:00PM

Lisa46

Loose Women Leads, Tips !
This is borrowed from another site I did change the names for our amusement
Sumdaysoon goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me
father for I have sinned. I have been with a...More...
28 comments | 8 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2008 1:44PM

BlueEyes708

Sentence Structure


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a co...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2008 11:24AM

BlueEyes708

how to use the rebate


As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at
Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gas...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 10, 2008 12:24PM

BlueEyes708

True or not, It's still funny.

Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated. He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14 Tomcat. If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get ...More...
10 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 9, 2008 1:03PM

BlueEyes708

Weather Warning (Especially in Ohio)

When you walk out the door in the morning, and see this in the sky...

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Just go back in the house, pour
anoth...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 7, 2008 11:49AM

BlueEyes708

Pilot
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 6, 2008 9:29PM

BlueEyes708

When He was 25
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHIT...More...
3 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:51AM

BlueEyes708

A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time

~~~~~~~~

in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecolog...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 5, 2008 9:31AM

BlueEyes708

This will REALLY test your American English!!!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html
Take the test and post your score.
It was fun reading the choices.

I made
58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
30 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 10:20PM

Zaftik

Sunday Morning Funnies (Mostly)
Hey y'all
Once again it is 1am on a Sunday morning and I am hanging out on AMD.
Not that I don't love y'all but I gotta get a life
In the mean time, I think I'll write another blog.
...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2008 5:28AM

BlueEyes708

Titanic and My Life

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books...........



"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they ...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 10:59PM

BlueEyes708

Three Hillbillies
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hil...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Feb 29, 2008 9:18AM

BlueEyes708

Woman are Evil.
A Woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'It's bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to co...More...
9 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 27, 2008 1:37PM

Lisa46

Married 44 years
> After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and

> said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a
> sofa bed and watched a 10-inch...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2008 9:52AM

mrknowuwell

THE NEW AND IMPROVED........
amd game.........yes sireeeee.......the WANNA FUCK GAME.....i will go first

i lost my job 2 day.......WANNA FUCK
i am a new lotto millionaire.......WANNA FUCK
nice shoes........WANNA FUCK
your u...More...
22 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 16, 2008 11:32PM

BlueEyes708

Top Four Adult Jokes for 2007
This was an e-mail, but I wanted to share them

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The ma...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 14, 2008 9:48AM

Lisa46

The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was
in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh!!?

On impulse, I told her no, I was star...More...
15 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 13, 2008 2:15PM

swyeter

An Open Rules Query for the AMD Butt Game
Is the Butt Game limited to amateurs only or can professionals enter? Or should there be separate categories for professionals and amateurs?

If it is amateurs only serious screening of the applica...More...
14 comments | 4 kudos | posted Feb 5, 2008 2:24PM

auralpersuasion

I think I might be a lesbian too (humor)
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a hot young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jan 31, 2008 7:00PM

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