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The Way To A Woman’s Heart…
To me, the easiest way to get closer to a woman is through her pet (or pets). For example, one
woman I knew refused to see a gentleman friend a second time, all because he pushed one of
her three c...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 8, 2015 10:29PM



A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took o...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | posted Aug 13, 2013 7:24PM


100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
Funny Shit!!!!!
24 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jul 28, 2013 7:10PM


Never ask a Minnesota girl what she's wearing.
Someone asked me a few weeks back "What am you wearing?" Well...

Pink boy shorts, a matching cami, and thigh-high socks...

And leggings
And another pair of socks
And jeans
And a polo shirt
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2013 1:57AM


Just a little something to bring a smile
Birth of a Candy Bar

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss
Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Nov 8, 2012 4:42PM


My dogs and the vet
So, I had to take the dogs to the vet for updates for their rabies shots. And since I have a car now, taking all 5 at the same time is a no go. They wouldn't all fit if I wanted to try it. So, I took ...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Jul 20, 2012 9:59PM


What a nice balmy summer
I know, I bitch about winter. It's cold, grumble about digging out the driveway, and oh yeah...heating bills. So, I look forward to summer because it's warm, I can have windows open, and my utility bi...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Jul 16, 2012 6:26PM


It's an epidemic!!!!

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I always ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 28, 2012 10:58PM


Obama and Romney agreed on something!
Maybe the partisan politics is nearing an end?
Nah! But I agree with both of them on this:

5 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 17, 2012 5:02PM


It was cute
I saw this little joke posted elsewhere and decided to share it.
A Republican pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minu...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted May 6, 2012 9:56PM


It's Peanuts!!!!!!!
Just a little chuckle for you all:
A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a bl...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 27, 2012 8:33PM


Harry & Nancy
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said,
"Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!"
"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.
"We'll get some cheesy cloth...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2012 2:10PM


The Hinge
Charlie was installing a new door and
found that one of the hinges was missing

He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.

Mary agreed to go. While she was waitin...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 26, 2012 6:30AM


This is Funny!
(A True Story)

On a gambling weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of
quarters at a slot machine.

She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in t...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 6, 2012 7:30PM


Welfare check?
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Jan 30, 2012 1:47PM


My Life
The other night a friend of mine and I went to have a couple of drinks. I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend:
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a ...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2011 8:01PM


This does answer a lot of questions we’ve had about a few people.


This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical ...More...
3 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 16, 2011 8:49AM


My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers---
so I did.......She's 22 and her name's Suzie.
Went to the bar with my g...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | posted Nov 12, 2011 9:44AM


The Best "Little Johnny" Joke Ever!
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright ...More...
7 comments | 4 kudos | posted Nov 8, 2011 6:51PM

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