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StraddleMyNose

Hemorrhoid juice
I was talking with a friend about hearing that hemorrhoid juice can possibly cure depression in people. This could be a medical breakthrough with people with depression. My question to all of ...More...
14 comments | 1 kudo | posted Jan 7, 2009 10:30PM

StraddleMyNose

From Jello shots to *** ****
*WARNING* *WARNING* *** It's that time again for another gross ass blog question. I was talking with a friend over the phone tonight and he brought up jello shots. That got me thinking abo...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2008 9:14PM

StraddleMyNose

"Jerry Springer" type neighbors
I live around some of the dumbest, stupidest type people. Late last night I heard some people all into it over on a side street across the street from me. Throwing shit and cursing like there's...More...
19 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 27, 2008 3:34PM

Lisa46

Country Music
Well I found this on Craigslist lol Hey just lookin but anyway this is so funny
Rodney Carrington is at it again.
http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 26, 2008 3:09PM

Lisa46

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 23, 2008 11:28AM

StraddleMyNose

Over the tracks and through the alleys....
...to grandma's house we go...

I still haven't gotten my grandma a Christmas gift yet. I was talking with a salesman on what I may get her. The salesman suggested that I could buy her some Preperat...More...
13 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 22, 2008 6:43PM

StraddleMyNose

Jacking off while taking a shit!
I mean, is jacking off while taking a shit on the toilet possible? Guys, have you actually thought, or even tried doing this? Ladies, do you think you can pleasure yourself to an orgasm while ...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 19, 2008 2:35PM

StraddleMyNose

What does your kid(s), grandkid(s) want for Christmas this year?
What does your kid(s) and grandkid(s) want this year for Christmas? Or what have you decided to get them this year as far as their wants and needs go? About three weeks ago my daughter (which wi...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 18, 2008 5:08PM

sugarnspice005

Fun in decorating for Christmas
Here's the necessary items one needs for fun in decorating the house for Christmas:

1. A couple of strings of lights. One string for the tree, one for the window. ( If you want to use more than tha...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Dec 10, 2008 5:26PM

StraddleMyNose

Apartment for rent!

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with hi...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Dec 6, 2008 8:38AM

Lisa46

The Lighter Side of Life
The Lighter Side of Life in Turmoil times What a relief... While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to t...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Dec 5, 2008 2:19PM

Lisa46

Something to play!
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
>...More...
24 comments | 6 kudos | posted Dec 3, 2008 9:36AM

StraddleMyNose

Pregnant from anal sex
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her
husband had
developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was
such a
good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The docto...More...
13 comments | 5 kudos | posted Nov 30, 2008 11:55AM

TastyCupcake

Things Women Say to Men

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on ...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 29, 2008 5:37PM

StraddleMyNose

The spoiled under-30 crowd!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
With their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing...More...
15 comments | 6 kudos | posted Nov 19, 2008 5:13AM

BlueEyes708

Best living will ever.
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I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under n...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | posted Nov 17, 2008 1:07PM

StraddleMyNose

Smart Texan

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each
one you one wish, w...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Oct 24, 2008 9:38PM

StraddleMyNose

Fart Poem
This little poem reminded me of Bruce.


A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.

...More...
8 comments | 3 kudos | posted Oct 24, 2008 3:23PM

StraddleMyNose

Guys, would you dip your cock into ****** for $$$?
Sticking with the theme of "lame blogs" this week as Ewe has done today, I too will continue doing so. Back in between 1984-1986 there was this syndicated tv show called "Anything for money". ...More...
13 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 22, 2008 6:34PM

StraddleMyNose

Herman and the Army
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared of...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Oct 21, 2008 3:42AM

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