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Sunshine79
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Got Milk???
Chocolate milk fell from the pants of a 27-year-old woman as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, according to a Crestview Police Department arrest report. On Feb. 8, a Publix los...More...
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posted Feb 27, 2010 3:16PM
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cottoncandydragon
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Three funerals
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
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posted Feb 26, 2010 10:15PM
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Sunshine79
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Awesome Word Play
These will make you smile!!  ...... ........ ........ ..... ...
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a ...More...
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posted Feb 24, 2010 8:34AM
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sugarnspice005
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A Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily...More...
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posted Feb 22, 2010 6:21PM
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Sunshine79
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Fun SPAM Facts
Since we're on the subject of SPAM! 
According to the official SPAM press release from Hormel:
In America, it's consumed at the rate of 3.8 cans a second by more than 60 million Am...More...
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posted Feb 16, 2010 3:42PM
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Sunshine79
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Two Men & A Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. 
When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen bab...More...
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posted Feb 11, 2010 9:00PM
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Sunshine79
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Happy Hump Day!
A man walks into a clock store, sees the beautiful sales girl behind the counter and flops his manhood onto it. The woman is shocked and says, "This is a CLOCK shop, not a COCK s...More...
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posted Feb 10, 2010 9:51AM
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Sunshine79
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Vanity
While driving with my daughter and her husband, I noticed that the woman in the car ahead of us had a rather odd vanity plate.
"That's weird," I said, pointing to it. "Why would anyone want to boa...More...
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posted Feb 9, 2010 8:12AM
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Sunshine79
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Trip To The Zoo
Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing.
They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo securi...More...
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posted Feb 8, 2010 2:48PM
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Sunshine79
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Perks Of Being An Old Fart
-- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
-- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
-- No one expects you to run into a burning building.
-- People call at 9 PM a...More...
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posted Feb 2, 2010 9:54PM
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Sunshine79
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Little Stinker
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. ...More...
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posted Feb 1, 2010 1:39PM
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Sunshine79
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New Ford For Women!
Ford has unveiled an auto designed by women for women called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge femifeatures:
-- Turn signals that are able to change their mi...More...
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posted Jan 30, 2010 8:07PM
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KitKat25
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What's Your Quirk?
I have a friend who has to check the front door at least 3 times after she locks it and leaves for the day. I've always thought this habit was a bit quirky but because we are such good friends, I've n...More...
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posted Jan 28, 2010 6:54PM
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Sunshine79
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Crude Hump Day Funnies
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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posted Jan 27, 2010 8:54AM
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