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StraddleMyNose

Political humor!
Someone had sent this to me over at my email, so I thought that I would share this with everyone on here. It's all in good fun, so try to relax and enjoy the humor in it.

Very Short Spellin...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2010 7:35PM

Sunshine79

Oldie But Goodie-Still I Ain't Ever Heard It!
Just a little quickie!

I know how you all like it when I give you a 'Sunshine Quickie"!!

Alright already....here it is-

Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is enter...More...
9 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 11, 2010 3:10PM

Sunshine79

Ain't That The Truth???
Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"

And there are those who wake up in th...More...
7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 10, 2010 7:36AM

Sunshine79

And They Walk Among Us!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,

taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of st...More...
9 comments | 3 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2010 6:48PM

Sunshine79

New Trend- Shave Your Pussy While Driving
Seems some total ditz decided she was capable of shaving her bikini line while
driving & wrecked here in Florida. From local news reports, the claims say she was shaving her bikini area while driving...More...
14 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 9, 2010 9:58AM

sugarnspice005

This may have shown up here before but
I don't care! I just got this in an email from my sister and got a good chuckle out of it.

CATHOLIC GOLF

Catholic or not you have to laug...More...
8 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 8, 2010 3:05PM

Sunshine79

Your Selling What?
Two Irishmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now so...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 7, 2010 9:20AM

Sunshine79

Come Again?
I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 4, 2010 5:55PM

Sunshine79

All Clear For Take Off!
This article made me laugh a little, kinda dangerous, but still made smile.
I know I made some trouble when school wasn't in session, but this tops it all!
..... ........ ...........More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 3, 2010 2:29PM

Sunshine79

Which Pussy Type Is You-Or Your Preference??
1. Expensive Pussy
Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek le...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 2, 2010 9:35AM

Sunshine79

Speaking Of SPAM....Spotted Dick Anyone?
I believe I had this picture up before. I hate it, but it was silly & kind of reminded me of the SPAM. Although, Spotted Dick is very different from SPAM.

Anyone here ever have any Spotted ...More...
11 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 1, 2010 9:12PM

Sunshine79

Superiority Check?
We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic...More...
13 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 1, 2010 9:38AM

Sunshine79

I Guess If The Name Fits....
I stumbled upon this silly list........Guys, does the shoe fit?
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Aarons are dependable and talented.
Allens...More...
12 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 28, 2010 6:06PM

Sunshine79

Got Milk???
Chocolate milk fell from the pants of a 27-year-old woman as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, according to a Crestview Police Department arrest report. On Feb. 8, a Publix los...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 27, 2010 3:16PM

cottoncandydragon

Three funerals
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled ...More...
4 comments | 1 kudo | posted Feb 26, 2010 10:15PM

Sunshine79

Awesome Word Play
These will make you smile!! ...... ........ ........ ..... ...

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a ...More...
10 comments | 5 kudos | posted Feb 24, 2010 8:34AM

Sunshine79

Dogs & Computers-Coincidence?
-- Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

-- Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

...More...
9 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 23, 2010 9:59AM

sugarnspice005

A Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 22, 2010 6:21PM

Sunshine79

Fun SPAM Facts
Since we're on the subject of SPAM!

According to the official SPAM press release from Hormel:

In America, it's consumed at the rate of 3.8 cans a second by more than 60 million Am...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2010 3:42PM

RevDocLove

Quiz Show..The Punch Line Is Hilarious
Jane was a first time contestant on the $100,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.
Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her...More...
1 comment | 0 kudos | posted Feb 16, 2010 8:58AM

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