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Sunshine79

Now That's What I Call A Blow Job!
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
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10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Apr 7, 2010 9:56AM

Sunshine79

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives............
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A d...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | posted Apr 5, 2010 5:29PM

Sunshine79

Silly Classified Ads =)
* AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

* SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS

* FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG

* 2 WIRE MESH BUTC...More...
12 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 31, 2010 8:04AM

Sunshine79

Heard Of Bedazzle, But....Vajazzle?? (
Yeah.....Jewels for your vagina!! WTF?? Really, who comes up with an idea to decorate a pussy with precious Swarovski crystals??

And seriously, I want to know how...More...
17 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 29, 2010 7:56AM

cottoncandydragon

What a coincidence!!
A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day fo...More...
6 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 11:03PM

Sunshine79

Something To Make Ya Smile
Happy Saturday Everyone! I hope everyone had a great Friday evening. I went out to Daytona to have a few cocktails with some friends. Went to a quaint bar along the water. Beautiful out last nite too!...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 27, 2010 8:13AM

Sunshine79

The Godfather
The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of ten million dollars. His bookkeeper happens to be deaf, which was the reason he was given the job in the first place. It was a...More...
5 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 26, 2010 8:19AM

Sunshine79

Best Regards.....Love Scammer
2 questions here:

1. How can someone write something like this to a person they never met or talked to before (this is the 1st contact)

2. How could anyone be so naive to reply back?

I...More...
10 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 23, 2010 8:27AM

Sunshine79

Warning: Offensive Horoscope
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who wou...More...
16 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 22, 2010 8:55PM

Sunshine79

Changes To The Dictionary
What these words should mean:

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intention...More...
11 comments | 4 kudos | posted Mar 21, 2010 8:52AM

Sunshine79

Could You Imagine??
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelib...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 20, 2010 10:42AM

Sunshine79

Happy St. Patty/Hump Day!!!
Anybody Wanna??

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Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!

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7 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 17, 2010 10:26AM

Sunshine79

Blondes Menu
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for my honey. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.
TUESDAY...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 17, 2010 9:36AM

Sunshine79

Poor Little Johnny
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of.

Finally in a last dash effort, they too...More...
5 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 16, 2010 11:58PM

Sunshine79

Back In The Day
Comments Made In 1955

'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'

'Have you seen the new ...More...
16 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 15, 2010 8:30PM

Sunshine79

What's Worse?
Here are 2 true life scenarios. One happened to myself and one to a girlfriend. We were comparing stories and I asked which she thought was worse. She said her story was by far more awful than mine. ...More...
15 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 14, 2010 9:41AM

Sunshine79

Blog #1300: Internet Dating
I just ran across something that made me laugh pretty hard. Why?? Because it's pretty true. I think alot of people can hide themselves on the internet.

I for one, am not one o...More...
10 comments | 2 kudos | posted Mar 13, 2010 9:25AM

RevDocLove

Yee Haww!! Gonna' Make My Hourly Blog Deadline
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Irrelevant News
Recently I was watching Primetime or Dateline or 20/20...forget which one...and something dawned on me. Does anyone else remember when those shows used t...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | posted Mar 12, 2010 2:32PM

Sunshine79

Could You Be Anymore Tackier???
Really....A stretch Excursion limo ride home from jail???

Was it necessary?

Chec...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 12, 2010 8:40AM

sugarnspice005

The Trial
This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it.

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your...More...
7 comments | 1 kudo | posted Mar 11, 2010 9:33PM

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